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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Jokes & riddles
Laughter will fill the air when you and your kids are reading this
book full of great, age appropriate jokes. Nothing controversial in
here - just good, old fashioned, cornball jokes Your kids will
enjoy reading this book again and again
Cheers for "Tasteless Tweets":
"Seeing a Jason Gillearn tweet come across my feed always makes
my day. I don't know if his family, students, and the faint of
heart would feel the same way. Jason says in 140 characters what
twitterless perverts and weirdos have been struggling with for
years."
- Chris Franjola ("Chelsea Lately")
"Jason Gillearn will always be one of my favorite comics. His
wholesome private life with his family contradicts his twisted
serial killer sense of humor. He scares me."
- Bobby Lee ("MADtv," "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle")
"Jason Gillearn makes you feel dirty for laughing at his
jokes."
- Josh Wolf ("Chelsea Lately," "Shark After Dark")
"With the amount of weed Jason smokes, it's amazing he can even
remember to tweet. And then to actually write funny s**t ... well,
that makes him a god."
- Brad Wollack (Producer: "Chelsea Lately," "After Lately")
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These tasteless tweets are culled from the popular Twitter
timeline @jasongillearn
Do you need a really, REALLY good laugh?
If so, then you've come to the right place my friend.
Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication these days
and you won't believe how some people abuse the privilege. But no
worries, that's exactly why this book exists - to show you the
gloriously hilarious things that can happen when modern technology
meets modern (yet confounded) humans.
Whether it's clueless parents who don't know how to use their
smartphones (comedy gold ), or bored, yet clever teens that want to
mess around with their friends, this book does not discriminate. If
it is real, if it is bizarre, and most importantly, it
s#*t-in-your-pants funny, then this book has it
Here are just a few of the gems you will find inside:
Son: "Hey Dad, remember when I killed that
butterfly and you said 'no butter for a week?'"
Father: "Yeah?"
Son: "And when I killed that honeybee you said 'no honey for a
week?'"
Father: "Yeah, that was a month ago, so what?"
Son: "Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to
her?"
Father: .."."
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Friend 1: "What's your street name?"
Friend 2: "Lil Marco"
Friend 1: "You live on a street named Lil Marco?"
Friend 2: .."..oh, you wanted me street address?"
So "treat-yo-self" to a good laugh, a good time, and a brighter
day You deserve it
Parents take caution - this book contains humor that is NOT
suitable for children.
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