"Bill Cosby brings Bing Crosby's rings." "Harry combs Perry Como's hair." Why should kids have all the fun? Five Times Fast is a collection of nearly 400 original tongue-twisters specially designed for baby boomers, with lots of early pop-culture references and quirky illustrations. "May we weigh me?" "Surely Shirley Caesar sees her." "She threw see-through seafood..." How many can YOU say Five Times Fast?

Around 2,000 jokes, puns and poems of cringe-worthy silliness - and one piece of advice: * If at first you don't succeed ...forget skydiving. Dad jokes at their very worst - dive in, cringe and, above all, be amused. But if you have wondered about these questions: * What would happen if there were no hypothetical situations? * Why didn't Tarzan have a beard? * Why do fridges have a light but freezers don't? * Do you get repossessed if you don't pay an exorcist? Then this book isn't for you as it doesn't have any answers.

Clever, Clean, and Concise III is a rare Joke Book. It contains really funny jokes written with as few words as possible while maintaining the content of the joke. Enjoy these Paraprosdokians and jokes about, Politicians, Religion and Sports. My hope is that you have a few laughs and find yourself more relaxed.

Laugh along with teacher-author Margaret Wiggin who shares some old jokes and new ones...