The Professional way to insult somebody. WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE BOOK. It contains 99 insults using foul language. On the first page there's a table with 99 page numbers that you can tick after you've chosen the particular insults that apply to the recipient of the book. This is the kind of book you'd send to an employer who fired you, someone who swindled you or a cheating partner to tell them what you think of them. There are insults to give to fat people, dumb people, males and females, cheating partners, swindlers, someone who's dumped you, the person who divorced you, the landlord who kicked you out etc. etc. It's a very inexpensive way to insult somebody and they won't forget it. When you've ticked the boxes you can mail it out, put it in someone's mailbox, leave it in your boss's desk drawer or just carry it around with you until you see the person you want to insult sitting in a restaurant and throw it at them. Just imagine your own reaction if you received one of these books.

When you have the ability to tell a great joke, you can lighten a mood. You can make someone feel more comfortable. You can make someone happy. The power of laughter is real. You can instantly become the life of the party, the one that people want to sit next to, the one that gets everyone else in a better mood. Children are especially easy to entertain. All children love to hear a joke and some of the best jokes are made up by kids. There is nothing like a good joke to make a boring situation instantly fun. "300 Jokes for Kids" contains jokes about: Jokes for the Animal Lover in All of Us Why Waste Time? Tell a Joke Jokes from Around the House Fowl Jokes Jokes Your Parents will Love to Share at Work Jokes from Around the World Jokes to Make Your Parent's Dinner Guests Chuckle Jokes that Make You Go Eeewwww Jokes from the Back Seat of the Car Jokes for Your Mummy and Deady Not another Chicken Who Crossed the Road Joke Jokes to Tell at the Cafeteria Table Jokes to Make Your Classmates Crack Up Jokes that Your Coach will get a Kick out of Jokes that Famous People would Find Funny A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Knock, Knock Jokes One More Giggle before Bed Get a copy of this book and have a fun time sharing jokes with your kids

This book contains as few facts as I could possibly fit in, any resemblance to actual facts or happenings is purely coincidental. This long list is a result of a three year study on badgers, and that is also a lie. Please use the contents to confuse the dull witted and amuse the enlightened. Do not point Four Hundred Forty Eight Fake Facts at police officers. Use in a well lit and well ventilated area. Do not attempt to inject or ingest the book at any time. Reading Four Hundred Forty Eight Fake Facts may cause hearing loss, dementia and a slightly rumbly tummy. If you hear big band music or feel a tingling in your hands discontinue use of the book immediately. Ask your doctor if he has read the book, if he has not, you may recommend that he buy it. 150. Batwings are a delicacy in Poland. 151. The game of Chinese checkers is from India. 152. Gene Simmons of KISS graduated from Harvard Law School. 153. Charlie Chaplin was a mute. 154. The capitol building of Baltimore, Maryland is built on a Native burial ground. 155. Picasso was completely colorblind