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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Jokes & riddles
Over 150 jokes and a bunch of cartoons especially for kids and kids
at heart.
A compilation of hundreds of jokes all about men. Funny humor
ranges from the clean to the dirty and will have you laughing for
hours. Great for yourself or as a Christmas or birthday gift
Double Baloney ~~TWO~~ (a sort of sequel of 240 brief and quite
standardly rhymed items to the same author's recent **Double
Baloney**) has a noticeably divergent formulaic aspect. At the top
of every textual page of Double Baloney ~~TWO~~ should be a
limerick that perhaps none too galumphingly forms an entire
sweeping sentence; at the bottom of each textual page should be an
I LIKE sort of couplet the book's author awhile back invented and
now very much enjoys composing. Each limerick and every concomitant
couplet might seem specially linked in that the title of each
limerick is included in the title and the opening line of its
accompanying I LIKE couplet. The author's entire aspiration had
much to do with grammatical excellence as possibly helping produce
strong semblances of wit.
Contains the best politically incorreet and other rib-tickling
jokes compiled from the internet. Includes some to the classic
jokes of all time plus others rarely seen. Among the classica are
those about Hindu dots, Amish farmers, dumb lawyer questions and
American Indian names. Guaranteed to leave you laughing with tears
in your eyes.
Fans of humor and puns are in for a special reading treat from
author Jerry Tomlin as his new book, The Book of Knotsense is a
collection of cartoons that all have a wooden knot, or knots, which
he has dubbed "What Knots," that get incorporated into a cartoon
pun or play on words. With his original and unique still of
cartooning each piece will leave readers laughing and make them
think about the many funny messages that they project such as
Y-knot, Half Knot Want Knot, Knot in a Million Years, Knot on Your
Bottom Dollar, Knot T Knot T, and many more. The Book of Knotsense
is more than just a humor book as it also has a philosophy on
relationships as seen through the author's eccentric sense of
humor. From the first page until the last, this book will keep you
thinking about knots in a whole new perspective as you will also be
challenged to try and guess the pun before the answer is revealed
which should give you big reasons to be tickled. The Book of
Knotsense proves there is no stopping humor and there is no limit
to having funny thoughts. This is just the first in a series that
will be enjoyed by young and old alike.
At last, a book that asks all of life's most important questions:
If rabbits feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? If
Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? What
do people in China call their good plates? If a cow laughed hard,
would milk come out of her nose? If corn oil comes from corn, where
does baby oil come from? Of course, no answers are provided -
that's your job! Loaded with over 250 hilarious, idiotic and mind
numbing questions, this collection of "Did you ever wonders" will
give your brain a wild workout. Once you pick it up you'll be
roaring with laughter. Use this book as a start to your work day,
as a header on your e-mails, as a question to pose to your
co-workers, as an ice breaker, or for your own enjoyment.
Warning: Putting Down this Book is a Big Moostake!
From Moossachusetts to Moosissippi, fans everywhere of the
magnificent moose will delight in this sidesplitting collection of
punderful wordplays. Here are nearly 60 maxims devoted to the
antlered animal, all beautifully illustrated in full color for even
more fun. You'll learn all the wacky facts about the majestic moose
they don't include in the encyclopediaor the moosepaper. Not since
Bullwinkle have moose provided such a tickle! These mooselaneous
riddles are perfect for kids or adultsanyone looking for a little
amoosement.
What's a moose's preferred credit card?
MoosterCard!
What's the charge for a moose in big trouble?
A moosdemeanor!
What do you call a moose who tells fortunes?
A moostic!
There are 101 of the funniest one liner jokes you will ever read in
this book!!! In this book you'll find jokes about anything and
everything you can imagine. While I was working at school, watching
TV, running, or at other times a humorous thought would come to me
that inspired these jokes.
While, there is certainly a bleak overtone in the inner city,
ironically within the same environment lies some of the most
humorous and unorthodox perceptions on life. 100 GHETTO GOLDEN
RULESIs an amusing insightful look into the world of urban
culture.The original concepts are ingeniously clever.The book is
Laugh out loud funny! From beginning to end.
Can you handle a good joke? Serving Up Some Funny is one page after
another of tasteful adult jokes collected over the past eight years
by a veteran waitress in a family owned and operated diner-style
restaurant. Did you hear the one about the cowboy with the
erection? How about the boss who went to lunch with his secretary
on his birthday? Within these pages you will find dirty jokes
tasteful enough to tell at the breakfast counter in your favorite
diner. Your audience will be rolling down the aisles and howling
with laughter as you serve them up another order of purely funny
jokes - extra spicy, of course! Author Bio: Lisa DeMarco grew up in
a family reputed to be the "chattiest" people from New Jersey all
the way down to the eastern coast of Florida. Her love of
storytelling takes a break when she is busy working on her next
collection of jokes and humorous writings. A waitress for over
twenty years, Lisa can be found in her pink high-tops dishing some
good eats and funny jokes at Haystax Restaurant. She lives with her
husband, Joey, and two daughters, Amanda Jeane and Makenzie Rae, in
Tavares, Florida.
The folks at Politicsisfun.com release yet another Humor Gourmet
treasury of jokes and humor. Here is a collection of the most
twisted jokes on the planet. You'll laugh and cry as you devour
this page turning book of howlers. Not for the easily offended.
Makes a great Christmas present or birthday gift for the right
person
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It goes without saying that some of the most stressful experiences
we have come from our daily dealings at work. If it is not our
boss's power trip it is the creepy co-worker who just happens to be
in the copy room every time we decide to go. The job stress we
sustain could come from the workload itself. Really - How many
times have you looked around the office (or plant) and asked
yourself, "What am I doing here?" Whatever the cause, there are
several ways to both identify and circumnavigate work-related
stress. Just so you know I am not - repeat - NOT a Psychologist,
nor am I some "job stress specialist." Do your own research to find
what works for you. I am merely one who has a long history of
having stress-related jobs. I know first-hand that stress at work
can hit like a hammer. We are late for work again - PING Someone
else's name suddenly goes on the project we have been working on
for months - PING Instead of getting a raise, we get fired. There
is that hammer again - PING This is a fun book full of suggestions,
proposed ideas and albeit horrible work-related jokes that may give
us the strength to say, "Good-bye to the hammer "
An Anglo-Saxon Classic Book Of Riddles And Solutions Written In Old
English As Well As Common Runes And Their Translation Attributed To
Englishmen Of The 7th-8th Centuries.
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Hot Stuff, by Famous Funny Men
- Comprising Wit, Humor, Pathos, Ridicule, Repartee, Satires, Dialects, Bulls, Blunders and Paradox, Temperance, Anecdotes, Irish, Dutch and Negro Wit, Political Wit, Scholastic, Clerical, Lawyer's and Doctor's Wit and Humor,
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Melville Lancey De Landon
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This is a reproduction of a book published before 1923. This book
may have occasional imperfections such as missing or blurred pages,
poor pictures, errant marks, etc. that were either part of the
original artifact, or were introduced by the scanning process. We
believe this work is culturally important, and despite the
imperfections, have elected to bring it back into print as part of
our continuing commitment to the preservation of printed works
worldwide. We appreciate your understanding of the imperfections in
the preservation process, and hope you enjoy this valuable book.
If you've ever thought about using humor in a speech, sales letter
or even casual conversation but stopped because you had no idea
where to start looking for the funny or were overwhelmed by the
thought of spending hours crafting a joke, then this book is for
you! Jan steps you through the ways she writes humor fast for
herself and her clients. Humor is the best way to make your
communications memorable, connect with employees and coworkers
immediately, keep people interested in what you have to say, sell a
product or service and diffuse tense situations. Become more
effective with everyone you're communicating with by using humor
now!
Laugh Until Your Ribs Hurt Internet compilation of Jokes took 10
years of collecting jokes from colleagues and friends. The jokes
are about people places, animals and the intricate internet .
People who are savvy and work on the internet most of the day or
just part time will find the jokes funny and stimulating. The
fundamental web mentality or genius is found when reading these
jokes and can pour over into your daily lives as a healing force
for you and your relationships with co workers, family and friends.
May the force of laughter be with you.
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"Handsome" Dave Philo
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Discovery Miles 5 460
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