Back by popular demand: another rib-tickling collection of 1001 original jokes and one-liners - only this time even worse Like its hugely entertaining big sister, this addictive little gem will have you in stitches from the word go. Plumbed from the innermost depths and far-out corridors of an extremely vivid imagination, there isn't a swear word in sight, appealing to kids and grandmas, whilst still supplying ample ammunition to bombard your mates into submission. Just like the first time, all you need to do to become immersed in this barrage of off-the-wall buffoonery is find a quiet spot somewhere then slowly turn the page, revealing ream upon ream of good, clean fun jokes like these:

ET's been caught shoplifting. I always said he was light fingered.

Animal rights activists are currently camped outside United's training ground after it was announced Wayne Rooney had injured a calf.

I staggered out of the pub and straight into a fracas with a rag and bone man. I was charged with junk and disorderly.

The wife asked if I fancied a trip to the Arctic Circle. I said, sounds cool.

I took my car back to the garage. I said, every time it rains, I get this awful hissing noise. The mechanic said, I wouldn't worry too much. It's probably just the windscreen vipers.

Ghosts: they need to get a life.

I bought an imitation American motorcycle. It was a Hardly Davidson.

My job at the glue factory, I've told them to stick it.

I went in HMV. I said, what do you think to the Pet Shop Boys? The assistant said, they've a good selection of dog biscuits but the prices are a bit steep.

Tardis for sale. No time wasters.

I took my new DAB radio back to the shop. I said, the volume button is stuck on low and I don't know what to do. He said, try playing it by ear.

The cat o' nine tails I inherited: I've flogged it.

Let's face it. We've come to a point in our society where we can't say or do anything without offending someone or another. This joke book is full of jokes that ignore the rules of polite society and take advantage of many well-known stereotypes. Jokes about race, ethnicity, religion, and nationality are all bound to offend someone, and they're right here in this book.

The Professional way to insult somebody. WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE BOOK. It contains 99 insults using foul language. On the first page there's a table with 99 page numbers that you can tick after you've chosen the particular insults that apply to the recipient of the book. This is the kind of book you'd send to an employer who fired you, someone who swindled you or a cheating partner to tell them what you think of them. There are insults to give to fat people, dumb people, males and females, cheating partners, swindlers, someone who's dumped you, the person who divorced you, the landlord who kicked you out etc. etc. It's a very inexpensive way to insult somebody and they won't forget it. When you've ticked the boxes you can mail it out, put it in someone's mailbox, leave it in your boss's desk drawer or just carry it around with you until you see the person you want to insult sitting in a restaurant and throw it at them. Just imagine your own reaction if you received one of these books.

A collection of jokes that combines favourite, classic Scottish oldies with fresh jokes about our favorite stereotypes that make you laugh. It presents an irreverent view of Scotland and the Scots. Gentle, vintage humour. If you're looking for answers to questions like: 'How do you get a Highlander onto the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house' and 'what clothes should I take for a trip to Scotland? All of them.' then look no further than this book.

When you have the ability to tell a great joke, you can lighten a mood. You can make someone feel more comfortable. You can make someone happy. The power of laughter is real. You can instantly become the life of the party, the one that people want to sit next to, the one that gets everyone else in a better mood. Children are especially easy to entertain. All children love to hear a joke and some of the best jokes are made up by kids. There is nothing like a good joke to make a boring situation instantly fun. "300 Jokes for Kids" contains jokes about: Jokes for the Animal Lover in All of Us Why Waste Time? Tell a Joke Jokes from Around the House Fowl Jokes Jokes Your Parents will Love to Share at Work Jokes from Around the World Jokes to Make Your Parent's Dinner Guests Chuckle Jokes that Make You Go Eeewwww Jokes from the Back Seat of the Car Jokes for Your Mummy and Deady Not another Chicken Who Crossed the Road Joke Jokes to Tell at the Cafeteria Table Jokes to Make Your Classmates Crack Up Jokes that Your Coach will get a Kick out of Jokes that Famous People would Find Funny A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Knock, Knock Jokes One More Giggle before Bed Get a copy of this book and have a fun time sharing jokes with your kids