Super funny jokes for kids These jokes will crack up your kids and keep them coming back for more. Over 300 hilarious jokes are included Why are twin witches hard to tell apart? Because you can't tell which witch is which Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible man outside waiting for you. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him right now. Why couldn't the pirate play cards? He was standing on the deck AND MANY MORE

"Rich like a Rothschild" asks Jews what they would do if they were as rich as Baron Rothschild, the legendary financier whose daughters took piano lessons from Frederic Chopin. I first read the Polish version of this book in Warsaw. It was the first collection of Jewish humor printed in democratic Poland since the collapse of Communism in 1989. Jews were persecuted in Europe for centuries. Many fled to Poland, where they found freedom of worship. By 1850, more than three quarters of all Jews in the world lived inside the borders of old Poland (before it had been partitioned between Russia, Prussia and Austria). In some communities the dominant language was Yiddish. While preserving their own traditions, Polish Jews enriched the cultures of the world with great scholars, writers, and musicians such as Artur Rubinstein and Wanda Landowska. Many Polish Jews settled in the United States of America. Hitler's Nazi Germany destroyed Poland's Jewish culture almost completely, and now only a few fragments remain. Yet, we are witnessing a revival of interest in that culture. A major Museum is being created, groups are forming for joint studies, Jewish schools are opening, and traditional Jewish restaurants are popular. Christian Poles and visitors from abroad are learning Hebrew, playing klezmer music, and studying Jewish culture. Jewish humor is a bridge to the past. These jokes, dating to 19th century Tsarist Russia, may be the only Polish collection so far to be translated into English. Jewish humor was always popular in Poland and throughout the world, because it's sharp wit is softened by warmth and wisdom. It makes us laugh while it reminds us that life has dangers which call for faith and spirit to survive another day. It makes fun of religion and free-thinking, oppression and survival, poverty and riches, war and marriage, and it does so without anger or malice. The world needs more of that. Jewish humor reflects the soul of Jewish people with their long history, religion and traditions. It varies with the societies in which they lived. And that is why the humor of Jews in Poland is special. This book evokes a society of people killed only because they were who they were, Polish Jews. They were murdered in Nazi death camps, and their ashes were dumped into unnamed pits. Yet, we deny the Holocaust a total victory over these victims when we remember them. Their humor is the perfect monument to their memory. It confirms their decision to remain Jews even when they were exiled from their country. It shows their loyalty to their laws and religion, their intelligence, their skills in business, their education, frugality and generosity. We see that they lived worthy lives, full of hope, even in times of injustice and oppression.

Unspeakable Jokes that you shouldn't tell at dinner parties or anywhere else. Volume 1. A diversion from your typical tame jokes, What did he say? cruises down the fastlane and crosses over the "line" and keeps on going. Dishing out the most horrific jokes, the most extreme side-splitting humor that we have all come to love so much. Don't deny yourself the chance to laugh like you have never laughed before as you page through raunchy jokes and racist rants. No one is off limits in this no holds barred slam-down of extreme comedy. If you love 4CHAN, you'll love this book If you love jokes that you can't say out loud in public - this is the book for you

Dilley One Liners is a collection of all original jokes by Stephen R. Dilley IV. This wonderful book is certain to bring laughs to all readers.

The 9th book in the Politicsisfun.com series, this time trashing Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Charlie Rangel and others, Reverend Wright, Bill and Hillary Clinton, liberals, democrats, Chicago politics and more. A must collection for the political junkie and a great Christmas or birthday gift Add this very funny, mostly clean joke book to your humor collection

A relentless barrage of zany, off-the-wall humour, 1001 jokes, puns and one-liners, plumbed exclusively from the innermost depths and far-out corridors of an extremely vivid imagination. You won't have encountered anything like this addictive little beauty before; not a swear word in sight, it would be equally at home in the hands of kids or grandmas, whilst still supplying sufficient ammunition to torment your mates into submission. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face, and no wonder with jokes like these:

Mobile phones have been around longer than people think. I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.

I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it. Whiskey business.

I went to the waxworks but legged it when I saw this woman coming towards me, swinging a pair of giant blades. I discovered later it was Madame Two Swords.

Michael Phelps and the Thorpedo: they think they're God's gift to swimming.

As an ex-paratrooper, I definitely thought my bill for dental work was a bridge too far.

I had a real bad accident at the saw mill. My other half says we should sue for compensation.

I've just lost my job at the snuff factory. I was sacked for pinching.

I walked into Leeds station and asked the route to Bristol. I said, is it Leeds to Sheffield, then Derby, Birmingham, Cheltenham Spa and Gloucester? He said, it's somewhere along those lines.

Someone said there was a decent turn on at the working men's club. When I got there, it was an Arctic sea bird with a big, yellow beak.

I found my hotel bathroom stuffed with chickens. It was hen-suite.

Boy racers. They're the torque of the town.

Every time it's nice outside, there's this American pop duo that stand on a street corner, giving money away. It's Sunny and Share.

Nothing can lift the spirits like a good joke. And no one is better qualified to author a book filled with the greatest jokes than humorist Mel Simons. Mel, who has delighted his readers with such acclaimed books as Voices From the Philco, The Old-Time Radio Trivia Book, and Old-Time Television Memories, now presents The Mel Simons Joke Book: If It's Laughter You're After, a book that will keep you laughing as you reminisce about the greatest comedians including Milton Berle, Henny Youngman and Red Buttons. Mel Simons is a trivia historian, lecturer, humorist, and a WBZ radio personality. He is also a Master of Ceremonies who introduced, and knew personally, the comedians featured in this book. He is a lifelong Boston resident.

Your kids are going to love these clean and funny knock knock jokes
Some of the jokes are laugh out loud funny, while others will elicit a chuckle or two. The best part is your kids will learn memorization and presentation skills without realizing they're learning because they're having so much fun
Buy "Funny Knock Knock Jokes" today. You'll be glad you did when you see how much fun your kids are having.

Encouraging reading with laughs and funny stories and full color cartoons.
For boys and girls in elementary school.
Printed in full color.

Un libro bilingue de chistes sobre parejas e interrelaciones familiares: el regalo perfecto para el aniversario de casados. A bilingual book of jokes about relationships and family dynamics: the perfect gift for couples celebrating an anniversary

This is a reproduction of a book published before 1923. This book may have occasional imperfections such as missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. that were either part of the original artifact, or were introduced by the scanning process. We believe this work is culturally important, and despite the imperfections, have elected to bring it back into print as part of our continuing commitment to the preservation of printed works worldwide. We appreciate your understanding of the imperfections in the preservation process, and hope you enjoy this valuable book.

The best and funny jokes are all here in this book. If you want to laugh hard, if you want tears to come out from laughing, if you want to tell all your friends some jokes and show your brothers and sisters, then read the jokes from this book. Its very funny. All 1000 jokes.

Funny Jokes for Kids If your kids love funny jokes, they're going to bust a gut laughing at the jokes in this book. Kids of all ages will love the silly and funny jokes and riddles in this book. These jokes are designed to make kids laugh out loud and they may even elicit a smile or two from the grown-ups in the room. These funny jokes for kids are kid-tested and parent approved. Buy this book today for tons of side-splitting fun.

The idea of the Dryoff Book Series came from a joke contest he held in his classroom on Monday mornings. Students would submit jokes in a cardboard box placed in the classroom, appropriately named the "dry box." Lanehart would choose five jokes from the box to read to the class, who would then grade them on a scale of 1-10, according to the dryness of the joke. The student whose joke received the highest number at the end of the day would receive a new, straight from the custodian's office, never been used, brown paper towel, autographed with their name and the words "Dry Off." The idea behind the paper towel was that you never knew when you might have to dry off. Lanehart has written The Dryoff Book 1: The Mysteriously Silly Solo Edition, The Dryoff Book 2: The Dynamically Dumb Duo Edition, and now The Dryoff Book 3.0 for Smarties. These books consist of a compilation of all of the jokes that have been submitted. He has tried to engage his readers young and old, to enjoy the refreshing and innocent feeling dry humor can bestow. He has meticulously illustrated many of the jokes with clipart to give the jokes more of a "dry feeling." This is the third of four books, with The Not So Dryoff Book 4: The Critically Ashamed Insensitive Edition as the last in the series.

"While debating Sir Winston on the House of Commons, Lady Astor says, "Sir Winston, if I were your wife, I should poison your tea."Sir Winston replies, "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it.""

In 1066, a Battle of Hastings ensued in England, eventually causing two languages to merge and form modern English. In "The Joke's on Me, " English language aficionado Jim Purdy provides an entertaining tutorial of jokes, explanations, and associated vocabulary based on this historical transition.

Purdy bases most of his jokes on sex, politics, and religion, depending on the unexpected as he leads serious students of languages to the "other side" of English. While including jokes not intended for the easily offended, Purdy relies on the experiences he acquired during his frequent travels throughout Europe as he shares jokes as diverse as the world around us. Purdy spares no one from his humorous jabs, including Lady Astor and Sir Winston, the Lone Ranger, and the Pope.

"The Joke's on Me" is a step-by-step guide that will encourage both novice and experienced students of languages to gain a new appreciation of the American sense of humor while simultaneously enhancing their vocabulary and linguistics abilities.

The number one blonde jokes book, guaranteed to keep you laughing. More than 200 pages packed with hundreds of the best blonde jokes. Extra: Includes more than 150 celebrity blonde quotes. Sample jokes: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo " she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Helloooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs " A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

Esta obra se compone de 1 001 adivinanzas. Est n distribuidas en tres apartados; en el primero, se presenta una recopilaci n de 841 de ellas, las cuales han hecho pasar momentos gratos a peque os y grandes durante generaciones; en el segundo, 100 m s inventadas por el autor; y, por ltimo, 60 creadas por alumnos de cuarto grado, secci n "B" de la Esc. Prim. "H roes del 13 de Julio" de Guaymas, Sonora, durante un taller llevado a cabo en el ciclo escolar 2008-2009.

Back by popular demand: another rib-tickling collection of 1001 original jokes and one-liners - only this time even worse Like its hugely entertaining big sister, this addictive little gem will have you in stitches from the word go. Plumbed from the innermost depths and far-out corridors of an extremely vivid imagination, there isn't a swear word in sight, appealing to kids and grandmas, whilst still supplying ample ammunition to bombard your mates into submission. Just like the first time, all you need to do to become immersed in this barrage of off-the-wall buffoonery is find a quiet spot somewhere then slowly turn the page, revealing ream upon ream of good, clean fun jokes like these:

ET's been caught shoplifting. I always said he was light fingered.

Animal rights activists are currently camped outside United's training ground after it was announced Wayne Rooney had injured a calf.

I staggered out of the pub and straight into a fracas with a rag and bone man. I was charged with junk and disorderly.

The wife asked if I fancied a trip to the Arctic Circle. I said, sounds cool.

I took my car back to the garage. I said, every time it rains, I get this awful hissing noise. The mechanic said, I wouldn't worry too much. It's probably just the windscreen vipers.

Ghosts: they need to get a life.

I bought an imitation American motorcycle. It was a Hardly Davidson.

My job at the glue factory, I've told them to stick it.

I went in HMV. I said, what do you think to the Pet Shop Boys? The assistant said, they've a good selection of dog biscuits but the prices are a bit steep.

Tardis for sale. No time wasters.

I took my new DAB radio back to the shop. I said, the volume button is stuck on low and I don't know what to do. He said, try playing it by ear.

The cat o' nine tails I inherited: I've flogged it.