A compilation of hundreds of jokes all about men. Funny humor ranges from the clean to the dirty and will have you laughing for hours. Great for yourself or as a Christmas or birthday gift

The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.

Contains the best politically incorreet and other rib-tickling jokes compiled from the internet. Includes some to the classic jokes of all time plus others rarely seen. Among the classica are those about Hindu dots, Amish farmers, dumb lawyer questions and American Indian names. Guaranteed to leave you laughing with tears in your eyes.

Fans of humor and puns are in for a special reading treat from author Jerry Tomlin as his new book, The Book of Knotsense is a collection of cartoons that all have a wooden knot, or knots, which he has dubbed "What Knots," that get incorporated into a cartoon pun or play on words. With his original and unique still of cartooning each piece will leave readers laughing and make them think about the many funny messages that they project such as Y-knot, Half Knot Want Knot, Knot in a Million Years, Knot on Your Bottom Dollar, Knot T Knot T, and many more. The Book of Knotsense is more than just a humor book as it also has a philosophy on relationships as seen through the author's eccentric sense of humor. From the first page until the last, this book will keep you thinking about knots in a whole new perspective as you will also be challenged to try and guess the pun before the answer is revealed which should give you big reasons to be tickled. The Book of Knotsense proves there is no stopping humor and there is no limit to having funny thoughts. This is just the first in a series that will be enjoyed by young and old alike.

Get the jokes you've been missing. 1001 Internet Jokes II - Gay and Lesbian Edition is a must read. You don't have to be Gay, Lesbian, or a Republican waiting in an airport bathroom stall to read these hilarious pages of jokes from the internet.

This book attempts to bring joy and relief from the chaos and confusion of everyday life. I think people will get a kick out of this book because it's hilarious in a corny type of way. As the author I even had to laugh at the funny stories so it has to be funny. All kidding aside, this book is entertaining and educational, as well since it could be instrumental in bridging the gap between readers of different languages, cultures, customs and backgrounds with funny sayings spoken in our daily lives. You may ask what's so funny about this book. What's not to like about this book? Go ahead and take a gander, you will see how this barrel of laughs can make a difference in this serious world. Again, I know you'll get a good laugh because I found it quite amusing myself. So read the book and laugh your heart out

There are 101 of the funniest one liner jokes you will ever read in this book!!! In this book you'll find jokes about anything and everything you can imagine. While I was working at school, watching TV, running, or at other times a humorous thought would come to me that inspired these jokes.

While, there is certainly a bleak overtone in the inner city, ironically within the same environment lies some of the most humorous and unorthodox perceptions on life. 100 GHETTO GOLDEN RULESIs an amusing insightful look into the world of urban culture.The original concepts are ingeniously clever.The book is Laugh out loud funny! From beginning to end.

This is a reproduction of a book published before 1923. This book may have occasional imperfections such as missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. that were either part of the original artifact, or were introduced by the scanning process. We believe this work is culturally important, and despite the imperfections, have elected to bring it back into print as part of our continuing commitment to the preservation of printed works worldwide. We appreciate your understanding of the imperfections in the preservation process, and hope you enjoy this valuable book.

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It goes without saying that some of the most stressful experiences we have come from our daily dealings at work. If it is not our boss's power trip it is the creepy co-worker who just happens to be in the copy room every time we decide to go. The job stress we sustain could come from the workload itself. Really - How many times have you looked around the office (or plant) and asked yourself, "What am I doing here?" Whatever the cause, there are several ways to both identify and circumnavigate work-related stress. Just so you know I am not - repeat - NOT a Psychologist, nor am I some "job stress specialist." Do your own research to find what works for you. I am merely one who has a long history of having stress-related jobs. I know first-hand that stress at work can hit like a hammer. We are late for work again - PING Someone else's name suddenly goes on the project we have been working on for months - PING Instead of getting a raise, we get fired. There is that hammer again - PING This is a fun book full of suggestions, proposed ideas and albeit horrible work-related jokes that may give us the strength to say, "Good-bye to the hammer "

An Anglo-Saxon Classic Book Of Riddles And Solutions Written In Old English As Well As Common Runes And Their Translation Attributed To Englishmen Of The 7th-8th Centuries.

In January, 1987, at age 48, I was stricken with ulcerative colitis. I was gravely ill and on the brink of a major organ failure. All my intestines were severely inflamed because of a medication I had taken in order to treat ankylosing spondylitis. (A form of arthritis of the spine).I spent twelve days in a hospital due to my illness, and a couple nights after my release from the hospital I was in our spare bedroom praying that God would touch and heal me. And during that time of prayer I had an encounter with the Lord God, and that encounter was unlike anything I had ever experienced. I did not see God, nor did I hear His voice, but I felt the Lord's power and presence over-shadowing me in a way in which I go wanting for words in order to fully explain that experience. My encounter with God was similar to that of Job only in that God opened my mind and revealed unto me who I was, and who God the Father really is. The Holy Spirit revealed unto me the enormous sin of pride, and a need for me to repent and change my sinful attitude. Thank You, Lord, for Your eternal mercy Soon after my spiritual awakening, I began to have thoughts come into my mind in a way that I had not ever experienced. The thoughts were Biblical truths and principles that were often formulated in rhyme, and they were occurring randomly day and night. But soon I realized I was forgetting the rhymes, sometimes within minutes of their occurrence, then I realized there was a necessity to quickly write my thought down; sometimes I would write them on a small piece of scratch paper.For the most part, but with a few exceptions, each page of this book contains rhymes and axioms in the order they initially came into my mind.

Double Baloney ~~TWO~~ (a sort of sequel of 240 brief and quite standardly rhymed items to the same author's recent **Double Baloney**) has a noticeably divergent formulaic aspect. At the top of every textual page of Double Baloney ~~TWO~~ should be a limerick that perhaps none too galumphingly forms an entire sweeping sentence; at the bottom of each textual page should be an I LIKE sort of couplet the book's author awhile back invented and now very much enjoys composing. Each limerick and every concomitant couplet might seem specially linked in that the title of each limerick is included in the title and the opening line of its accompanying I LIKE couplet. The author's entire aspiration had much to do with grammatical excellence as possibly helping produce strong semblances of wit.

Some random Mexican jokes from the book:

A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules Any comments?"

His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"

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What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.

Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.

How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours

Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.

What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.

Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop.

Buy the book to read 100s more Mexican jokes

Simply, the best blonde jokes ever Here are some random jokes from the book:

Two blonds are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blonds leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"

The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."

Hearing this, the other blond leans inside, smiles, and twitters: "Will it take ME?"

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'

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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooooo, can you see Florida ...?"

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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

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A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, "How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?"

"Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured.

Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.

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A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father?"

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A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian."

The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

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A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked.

Replied the woman, "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for it."

Asked the cop "Did you drop it right here?"

"No," responded the blonde, "I dropped it about a block away, but the light's better here."

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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is angry, she opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it."

The blonde replies "Shut up, you're next."

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Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump "

The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor "

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

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A blonde was telling a priest a Polish joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "Do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve "