The Joke Book for people who think Donald Trump and the Kardashians are a JOKE. (2 joke books in 1 ) Think about Number One and Number Two and what do you get? Two Joke Books in ONE solely dedicated to TWO self appointed icons, DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS. Get ready to laugh at Hundreds of Jokes aimed at this overly hyped duo, DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS in The Joke Book for people who think DONALD TRUMP is a JOKE and The Joke Book for people who think The KARDASHIANS are a JOKE. Two Joke Books in One. What a Deal? as DONALD TRUMP would say. Don't Laugh Now. But get ready to Laugh out Loud and Often at DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS in the NEW JOKE BOOK which combines both of these hysterically funny icons. The Joke Book for people who think DONALD TRUMP is a JOKE and The Joke Book for people who think The KARDASHIANS are a JOKE is Now Available to anyone who wants to enjoy a good laugh at DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS expense.

In the tradition of the fortune cookie and Bartlett's Quotations, comes an original collection of over 700 supposedly pithy, sage, humorous morsels of deep thought. It is the perfect pre-packaged ingredient list for a better life, mind, and spirit in today's hectic self absorbed age. Enlightenment was never more portable. Scroll, read, and enjoy a migraine. Warning: As with all books of great wisdom, any passage indecipherable or deemed "not very funny," is not the fault of the author, but of the reader's ineptitude in discovering the deeper meaning. Warning: When treading into any "deeper meaning," bring a good pair of boots.

The ultimate collection of the world's greatest street jokes

Horse crazy kids everywhere will delight in this zany book of riddles featuring their favorite four legged friend, the horse Laughter and learning gallop together through the pages as children explore vocabulary exclusive to the world of horses Punctuated with clever drawings that highlight hilarious puns, wordplays, idioms and homophones, this little gem is sure to be a favorite with any horse crazy kid or kid at heart.

BLURB Have you ever wondered ... ... why a couple, now in their 90's and married for 60 years, got divorced? THEY WAITED UNTIL THE CHILDREN WERE DEAD ... how God and psychiatrists differ? GOD DOESN'T THINK HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST. ... how many therapists it takes to change a light bulb? ONE, BUT IT TAKES A LONG TIME AND THE LIGHT BULB HAS TO REALLY WANT TO CHANGE. ... what the doctor said to the man who thought he was a bell? IF THE FEELING PERSISTS, GIVE ME A RING. ... the reason a husband didn't speak to his wife for 18 months? HE DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT. ... the difference between patients and the staff of a psychiatric hospital? PATIENTS GET BETTER AND LEAVE. ... why psychoanalysis is so much quicker for men than for women? WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO THEIR CHILDHOOD, MEN ARE ALREADY THERE. ... the significance of the dreaded diagnosis, Cashew-Maraschino Syndrome? THE PATIENT IS CONSIDERED TO BE NUTTY AS A FRUIT CAKE. These and other curious questions are answered in HOW MANY THERAPISTS DOES IT TAKE?-an indispensable, inexhaustible treasury of laugh-out-loud jokes and anecdotes about the mad world of counseling. As the most accessible collection of therapist humor ever written, it highlights the folly, pretentiousness, and outright comedy that undergird the therapeutic-industrial complex. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Kenneth Reid, Ph.D., has a long history as a counselor and an educator. He worked as a social worker in psychiatric hospitals and outpatient clinics in Kansas and Michigan. Ken is Professor emeritus of School of Social Work at Western Michigan University where, for 37 years, he taught clinical practice. He has written extensively on counseling and psychotherapy including two books on the use of groups in social work. Ken counsels individuals and families as well as clergy in a faith-based counseling program and is a hospice volunteer and disaster mental health worker with the American Red Cross.

Jokebook is like stand up in form of a book. Jokebook has jokes about Strauss Khan, UFO's, Lindsay Lohan, Gas Prices, Real Estate, NFL, Apple, Casey Anthony, Royals, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Weather, Wall Street, Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen, Baseball, Facebook, Twitter, Tom Brady, Tupac, Justin Bieber, LeBron James, Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, UFC, Ring Tones, Britney Spears, Mila Kunis, Video Games, JLO, Beatles, Simon Cowell, Katy Perry, Chick-Fil-A, Bank of America, Jesus toasters and more.

* 746 wildly original puns on every subject from Arizona to zealous crusaders!* 14 ant puns certain to start a new fad!* Bi-lingual puns in English and Spanish, French, Chinese, Latin, Yiddish!* The best new moron puns since the Fifties!* You'll laugh out loud -- guaranteed!* Plus information on the first scientific studies showing the mental superiority of pun-lovers!

The American t-shirt has become legendary. Reflecting the moods of the American people with both wit and insight, Americans proudly wear that which they believe and love, and that which makes them laugh, boldly for all to see. Here is a collection of the best slogans seen in the past year.

Over 150 jokes and a bunch of cartoons especially for kids and kids at heart.

A compilation of hundreds of jokes all about men. Funny humor ranges from the clean to the dirty and will have you laughing for hours. Great for yourself or as a Christmas or birthday gift

The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.

Get the jokes you've been missing. 1001 Internet Jokes II - Gay and Lesbian Edition is a must read. You don't have to be Gay, Lesbian, or a Republican waiting in an airport bathroom stall to read these hilarious pages of jokes from the internet.

Contains the best politically incorreet and other rib-tickling jokes compiled from the internet. Includes some to the classic jokes of all time plus others rarely seen. Among the classica are those about Hindu dots, Amish farmers, dumb lawyer questions and American Indian names. Guaranteed to leave you laughing with tears in your eyes.

Some random Mexican jokes from the book:

A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules Any comments?"

His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"

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What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.

Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.

How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours

Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.

What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.

Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop.

Buy the book to read 100s more Mexican jokes

Fans of humor and puns are in for a special reading treat from author Jerry Tomlin as his new book, The Book of Knotsense is a collection of cartoons that all have a wooden knot, or knots, which he has dubbed "What Knots," that get incorporated into a cartoon pun or play on words. With his original and unique still of cartooning each piece will leave readers laughing and make them think about the many funny messages that they project such as Y-knot, Half Knot Want Knot, Knot in a Million Years, Knot on Your Bottom Dollar, Knot T Knot T, and many more. The Book of Knotsense is more than just a humor book as it also has a philosophy on relationships as seen through the author's eccentric sense of humor. From the first page until the last, this book will keep you thinking about knots in a whole new perspective as you will also be challenged to try and guess the pun before the answer is revealed which should give you big reasons to be tickled. The Book of Knotsense proves there is no stopping humor and there is no limit to having funny thoughts. This is just the first in a series that will be enjoyed by young and old alike.