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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Jokes & riddles
The purpose of this book is to survey a selection of jokes
Bringing the serious topic of postparenting out into the light,
this is a humorous collection of insightful anecdotes on the perils
and pleasures of being a parent of boomerang kids in the 21st
century. Among the issues covered are dealing with adult children's
emotional state and often-staggering credit card debt and what to
do with their numerous personal possessions. An alternative to more
formal how-to books, this is a clever narrative of successful
living with adult children.
A television writer stakes his claim for comedy material which has
been used by top hosts and nationally acclaimed comedians. Readers
are encouraged to try the classic material on their own audiences.
From the opening essay, “The Bloomsbury Group Live at the Apollo (Liner Notes from the New Best-Selling Album)” to the title piece that discusses ways in which you might begin a romance with your mother (“In today’s fast-moving, transient, rootless society, where people meet and make love and part without ever really touching, the relationship every guy already has with his own mother is too valuable to ignore...”) to a parody that features Samuel Beckett as a pilot giving an existential in-flight speech to the passengers, the twenty-five comic essays in this delightful collection are nothing short of brilliant. Ian Frazier, long considered one of our most treasured humorists, proves that comedy can be just as smart as it is entertaining.
If you're into aviation, this book is a must. Learn about the
distinctions between helicopter and airplane pilots in a joking
way. This book is a great way to break the ice, especially at a
party.
500 Jokes indexed by topics for Priests and Public
In this humorous look at sex, the authors have tried not to be offensive.
A collection of adult dirty jokes and humor.
The National Bestseller--now in trade paperback From today's
hottest stand-up comic--heir to Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy and
known for his Emmy Award-winning HBO Specials and The Chris Rock
Show--comes this edgy, no-holds-barred humor book about race,
relationships, and politics.
Eleven ten-minute comedy stage plays to produce that are extremely
funny, extraordinary low budget with common household props. They
contain mild adult dialog with no offensive language. The plays are
fast-paced and include two parodies of the TV shows "The Dating
Game" and "Cops." (Drama)
"David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken
Recipes"
by David Letterman and the "Late Show with David Letterman" Writers
It's like watching TV -- with the added danger of paper cuts!
Top Ten Apologies to People Buying This Book:
10. Cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six
days.
9. Some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word
"ass" to a lot of the lists.
8. It costs about a dime to print one of these babies -- now take a
look at the retail price, sucker!
7. We're using the money we make to buy "little Dutch girl" outfits
for Dave's poodles.
6. The book was hastily assembled overseas by jabbering foreigners
who don't give a damn about you or your family.
5. A drunk maintenance guy fell into the press and parts of him
appear on pages 68-87.
4. Felt safe making jokes about the Amish on TV; forgot some of
them might actually see the book.
3. Dave insisted on writing some of these and we had to play
along.
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2. There is no remote control. Don't look for one.
1. The book ain't much better than the TV show.
"From the Hardcover edition."
Collected in "World's Best Jewish Humor" are some very old sayings
along with some very modern stories. The best of them will not only
amuse but jolt readers somewhat by making them think. **Lightning
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For Entertainers, Comedians and Professional Speakers - Over 200
pages of alphabetically categorized one liner jokes for all
occasions. A MUST HAVE for anyone in show business. Whether you are
looking for a few good quick one liners for your current act, or
just need a few funny fillers for a presentation, this book has
over 2000 One Liner Jokes alphabetically categorized to suit many
different occasions. Collected by a professional in the business
over many years and used in live shows all over the world. These
are gags that work
As Oscar Levant said many years ago, "A pun is the lowest form of
wit, especially if you didn't think of it first." In this lively
collection you'll find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the
millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist... and
ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theatre wags; from
the wits of Wall Street and Washington... the gems from poets and
pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs!
Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and wind
up in the hole.
A monastery in financial trouble decided to go into the
fish-and-chips industry to raise revenues. One night a customer
knocked on the door and a monk answered. "Are you the fishfriar?"
the customer asked. "No," the robed figurereplied, "I'm the
chipmonk."
The book also contains a PUNdix, a PUNabridged dictionary and a
collection of the best... and worst... jokes in the world!
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