Lil Mr. Funny Man is a Comedy Book that will have you laughing in tears. The Author, Tony E. Brown tells some truth behind the jokes.

301 Funny Holiday Jokes For Kids
Who cuts Santa's grass? Frosty the Mow man
What music do pilgrims like? Plymouth rock
Why couldn't Dracula get a girlfriend? Cause he is a pain in the neck
The Funniest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Made For Children
In Lizzy's Burbank's 4th Jokes for Kids Book, get ready to laugh out loud to over 301 hilarious, Holiday Jokes and Riddles. As a mother and jokester extraordinaire, Lizzy knows what it takes to write a good joke; how to keep her children entertained enough to not cause any trouble.
Jokes for Every Major Holiday - Never Miss a Holiday Joke Again Christmas Jokes Halloween Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Independence Day Jokes Valentines Day Jokes Hanukkah Jokes New Years Day Jokes

The book is a Joke book comprising short snappy jokes and a story joke that I have created.All jokes are original.

Asked by a group of Middle Easterners why they were a target of good-natured jokes, a popular Hispanic comedian recently said, "Because it's your turn." The hypersensitive political-correct crowd would have us believe that there is currently some kind of unprecedented assault on immigrants and immigration. But ours is a country of newcomers, none of whom were welcomed with open arms. The Irish, Jewish and Italians, for instance, were not cosseted as they might be today. They were subjected to mockery as well as employment and housing discrimination. Thankfully, none were so brittle, nor their accomplishments so superficial or their pride so hollow that a cartoon or joke could take it all away. This historic reprint of a 1909 joke book is not remarkable for its wit but as evidence of the bias that plagued nearly all ethnicities in this country. Contained here within are mostly standard jokes of the day with an exaggerated Italian accent added; occasional use of the "D" word is unfortunate but a reality of the time. None of the jokes are spiteful. Handier than the free PDFs on the web, this you can hold, bookmark, highlight and shelve. An inexpensive imperative for any history buff or comedy aficionado.

Knock, knock jokes are the classic jokes No one remembers when the first knock, knock joke made its appearance. It seems like they have been around forever. Everyone knows at least one knock, knock joke which is what makes them so great They can be ironic, amusing and downright hilarious Maybe it isn't clear what makes a knock, knock joke so funny but, it is clear that everyone loves to hear them. "100 Knock, Knock Jokes" is a collection of 100 of the funniest knock, knock jokes that you can use to make other people laugh. Get a copy of this book today, if you are interested in making your friends and family laugh. Make sure to memorize these knock, knock jokes and have a fun and wonderful time with your family and friends.

Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.

"It's the perfect present for that rich granny with a heart condition."
"This book will give you the best chat in the pub, dazzle dates in fancy restaurants, and provide endless family entertainment at Christmas."
"Just what the doctor ordered. Funny as hell from start to finish."
This book is a selection of some of the best jokes which have been hand picked from a collection of over 300,000 jokes from Sickipedia - the world's top joke website. The jokes contained within these pages are sick, rude, politically incorrect, offensive, obscene and in some cases Just Wrong, but the end results are Funny and Hilarious.
All of the jokes are submitted by the general public to Sickipedia. Every time there is a big story - say a murder or a disaster, following the news comes the jokes. Psychologists probably have something to say about this, but not us, we just want to be the number one place for finding, recording and disseminating this material.
WARNING: The content of this book is packed full of inappropriate material. It is definitely NOT suitable for children or the easily offended. Within these pages are jokes about religion, racism, crime and illegal sex acts. Remember what you read are not points of view; they are just jokes - nothing more
Here's a selection of what topics to expect
Some Top Jokes
The Sickipedia 10 Commandments
Crime
The Police
Sex Crimes
Drink & Drugs
Theft
Murder
Other Crimes
What Not to Say on a First Date
Illness and Mortality
Cancer
AIDS & Other STD's
Alzheimer/Dementia
Disabilities
Death
The Sickipedians Guide to Britishness
Racism
The British
Chavs, Pikeys and Gypsies
The Scottish
The Welsh
The Irish
Europe
Americans
Asian
Indians & Pakistanis
Black
Excuses for being late
Religion
Christianity
Catholics
Jewish
Other Religions
Good news. Bad News
Sex and Shit
Sex
The Wife
Blondes
The Rules
Other
Football
Wordplay
One-Liners
Misunderstandings
Limericks

Finally, a collection of witty one liners, inspirational quotes, clever sayings, funny short jokes and pithy insults for every occasion. Here's a collection you can turn to when you want to add a little humor or common sense to your speeches or writing or just when you want something to browse through that will give you a good laugh or two....

The first joke book of its kind to put an entire generation in the comedy crosshairs. Also known as Generation Y, the Millennials - people born between 1979 and 1996 - are the natural target for this volume of Millennial-sized jokes. Just as important are the marketers who dream up these labels in the first place.

This is a one-of-a-kind illustrated knock knock jokes book, by the #1 children's books bestselling author and illustrator of Tongue Twisters for Kids. Each Knock Knock joke features two illustrations; one as if you are looking through a peep hole on a door with someone (or something) knocking, and the other illustration featuring the punch line. Kids will find this book hilarious with the unique colorful cartoony illustrations and the silly knock knock jokes. Find out 'Who's there' behind each door, in this book of humor that features over 50 silly illustrated pages filled with funny knock knock jokes for kids.

"Can I," Dirty Johnny asked his mother, "have some money for candy?" "What happened to the five-dollar allowance I give you every Saturday?" asked mom. "I've been giving it to the old homeless man in the park." Mom is so proud of her son. His charity and giving spirit; his humanity. She opens her wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. "I'm very proud of you Johnny, sharing the way you have been. But this money you keep for yourself. If you continue giving money to the homeless they'll never get a job." "But this homeless guy has a job." "Really? What does he do?" "Every Saturday morning, for five dollars, he sucks my cock." The sex-education teacher drew a penis on the blackboard and asked the class, "does anybody know what this is?" Dirty Johnny stands up and says, "It's a cock. My dad has two of them." "Your father has two penises?" asked the teacher. "Yeah. The little one he pisses out of and the big one he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth." A pit bull chased Dirty Johnny up a tree. The owner came by and said, "Sorry kid. I was bringing him to the vet's to have his balls snipped. The operation will calm him down, this will never happen again." "I have a better idea, asshole," said Johnny. "Why don't you remove his teeth? I could see from a block away he wasn't going to fuck me." Dirty Johnny calls up the principal and says, "I'm sick and can't come to school today." "Johnny," asks the principal, "how sick are you?" "I just," says Johnny, "fucked my grandma up the ass is that sick enough for you?" "Okay class," says the teacher, "I'm going through the alphabet and I'm going to call on someone for the letters a, b, c, and so on. When called upon, say a word that starts with that letter then use that word in a sentence." Immediately, Dirty Johnny's hand is in the air but the teacher can't call on him because he'll say ass, then bitch, cunt, damn, excrement, fuck, goddam, horseshit, intercourse, jackin' off etc. Finally she gets to z. There's no swear word that starts with z. so she calls on Dirty Johnny who says, "Z. Zoo. Last summer I went to the zoo and saw an elephant that had the biggest fucking cock I have ever seen." The civics teacher said, "Class, I am going to tell you every attribute you need to have in order to be elected president of the United States." "Fucking liar," said Dirty Johnny. "That, ironically, is number one on the list." Dirty Johnny got an electric train for Christmas. He quickly assembled the train and began playing conductor: "All aboard, you assholes. All whores sit in the aisle seats. That will facilitate all the cock sucking you'll be doing today." "Johnny," said his mother, rushing in from the kitchen, "you turn that train off and sit in the corner for a half hour. Using language like that " A half hour later Johnny switches his train back on and says, "Good day and welcome to DFJ railways. I hope you enjoy your journey; if there are any complaints about the delay in service you can talk to the fucking bitch in the kitchen." A behavioral psychologist devised an experiment to test how quickly children can associate color with taste. The experiment consisted of placing a bowl of Life Savers in front of a group of second graders. After a few tries the kids would say: "Red tastes just like cherry. Yellow tastes just like pineapple. Green...Lime, Orange...Orange." Then he gave them a honey Life Saver, but none of them could identify it. He said, "I'll give you a hint. This flavor is something your mommy calls your daddy." Dirty Johnny said, "Spit them out He's feeding us assholes." Dirty Johnny says to his neighbor, "Mom's sick and I need $100 to check her into the hospital." "How do I know," says the neighbor, "that you won't spend the money on drugs?" "Fuck you," says Johnny. "I've got drug money." Many many many more sick and twisted Dirty Johnny jokes inside...