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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Jokes & riddles
This is a small, illustrated jokebook filled with puns (rated for
everyone) on film and song titles. It is compiled from Twitter(TM)
threads added to by credited contributors from around the world,
and the only rule is that they can't be real titles. It's
surprising how many people have the same dreadful sense of humour.
Here are some examples: #bodypartfilms: "Lobe, Actually,"
#laundrysongs: "Papa Don't Bleach," #kitchenhorrormovies: "Village
Of The Jammed," #furnituresongs: "Deskerado," #poultrymovies:
"Buffy, The Vampire Layer," #maternityfilms: "3:10 To You're A Ma,"
#kitchensongs: "Bake Another Little Piece Of My Tart," #dogsongs:
"It Mastiff Been Love," and #scaryclothingmovies: "The Purse of
Frankenstein." Threads can be added onto very quickly, but after a
few days of neglect they disappear. The ones in this book have been
preserved, like figs, the rotten ones discarded, and the good ones
set up in jars with judiciously-added cartoons. If you like figs,
or figgy pudding, you may find this book to your taste. Any profits
from this book will be split between tweeters and artists.
As a teacher, I am constantly looking for fun ways to challenge my
students to learn. I want to engage them in educational activities
in which they can play together and use their critical thinking
skills to solve problems. It was the inspiration behind this
collection of over 100 of the best riddles. In order to make the
activity fun and challenging for all levels, I have provided clues
for every riddle. Whether you are eight or eighty years old,
playing by yourself or with friends and family, I know that you
will have many hours of fun solving them. Please also check out the
newly released The Best Riddles in the World Volume 2 with clever
riddles that are like vitamins for your brain. Get both copies now
and double the fun.
Jokes are wonderful because they can be shared with everyone.
Everyone loves a good joke, especially kids. Here are 101 jokes
gathered together especially with kids in mind. They are good clean
jokes that will get kids smiling. They can be used to make new
friends or cheer up old ones. In this book, there are different
types of jokes starting with animal, holiday and music jokes. From
there you will find nature, school and sports jokes. Lastly are the
classic knock, knock jokes and other silly jokes. Get ready to
laugh until your belly hurts as you read through each section. Here
are some of the best jokes that will get you thinking... and
laughing of course Spend some fun time with a child you know by
sharing these with them.
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