Here's what they're saying about Mr. K's Book of Really Nasty Jokes:

"I couldn't put it down " --Benny the Shoplifter, Ferd, New Jersey

"Vile. . .utterly disgusting. . .shockingly repulsive. . .and that was just the copyright page " --Miss Henrietta Starch, Librarian, Prairie Oyster, Texas

"This book made me laugh so hard I dropped my dentures into my soup " --Hiram Crimp, author of "Never Trust a Fart: Surviving Old Age with Dignity "

Mr. K is a pseudonym. He has worked as a pimp in a leper colony in Guatemala, a crash test dummy in Detroit, and a deep sea fisherman in Iowa. From 1989 through 1992 he was in the Federal Witness Protection Program until he was booted out for marrying a horse. He is the author of "The Looter's Guide to American Cities " and "Dial M for Martyr: Suicide Bombing for Beginners." He lives in Oatmeal, Nebraska, with his wife, the former Miss Tequila Mockingbird.

There are 101 of the funniest one liner jokes you will ever read in this book!!! In this book you'll find jokes about anything and everything you can imagine. While I was working at school, watching TV, running, or at other times a humorous thought would come to me that inspired these jokes.

Whatever your views, persuasions, sexual orientation or background this book will have you laughing till you ache. It pulls no punches and caves all apart of modern living from the very bare to the theological. If you think the world has gone mad, takes itself far too seriously, like an irreverent approach and applaud individualism then this book is for you. Use it to shorten journey; or refer to it just when you need picking up. It won't let you down. It makes a great gift bringing light and laughter into any life.

The folks at Politicsisfun.com release yet another Humor Gourmet treasury of jokes and humor. Here is a collection of the most twisted jokes on the planet. You'll laugh and cry as you devour this page turning book of howlers. Not for the easily offended. Makes a great Christmas present or birthday gift for the right person

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCUMCISION AND DIVORCE? DIVORCE GETS RID OF THE WHOLE PRICK.
Men think women don't like dirty jokes. Which proves how much men don't know!
-What do you call a man who's gagged and tied to the bed? "trustworthy"
-What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? "A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you. "
Packed with the indecent things women laugh at when men aren't around, "The Girls-Only Dirty Joke Book" offers edgy, sexy and downright raunchy humor.
The one-liners, punchlines, putdowns and comebacks cover everything from undersized penises and far-from-faithful men to oversized breasts and less-than brilliant blondes.
Although out of line at a bridal shower, they are sure to have everyone rolling in hysterics at a bachelorette party.

Fans of humor and puns are in for a special reading treat from author Jerry Tomlin as his new book, The Book of Knotsense is a collection of cartoons that all have a wooden knot, or knots, which he has dubbed "What Knots," that get incorporated into a cartoon pun or play on words. With his original and unique still of cartooning each piece will leave readers laughing and make them think about the many funny messages that they project such as Y-knot, Half Knot Want Knot, Knot in a Million Years, Knot on Your Bottom Dollar, Knot T Knot T, and many more. The Book of Knotsense is more than just a humor book as it also has a philosophy on relationships as seen through the author's eccentric sense of humor. From the first page until the last, this book will keep you thinking about knots in a whole new perspective as you will also be challenged to try and guess the pun before the answer is revealed which should give you big reasons to be tickled. The Book of Knotsense proves there is no stopping humor and there is no limit to having funny thoughts. This is just the first in a series that will be enjoyed by young and old alike.

As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, "We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them." With that in mind, the "McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes "collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of "McSweeney's Internet Tendency. "Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as:
Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan
Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker
Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character?
Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family
The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal
Chuck Norris Erotica
John Updike, Television Writer
Jane Eyre Runs for President
Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the "Santa Fe New Mexican"
Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School
Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate
And many dozens more.

A Doctor's Perscription for Laughter is a joke book for those persons with greif and depression who can benefit from laughter and for those persons who enjoy jokes.

A surprisingly reverent collection of religious humor clean enough to be used in the pulpit. St. Peter jokes, mock sermons, church bulletin misprints and age-old denominational rivalries are all here. Illustrated.

A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic denitions, yarns and witty quotes from the world of music. Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share. Perhaps it's the insane travel schedule, the bad lodgings or just lack of sleep. But as Jim Green says in his introduction, ..".it's not surprising we're a band apart (so to speak), outcasts who seek only our own company, rubbing two jokes together for warmth and trying to feel superior by sneering at one another's abilities and personalities." So maybe the reason musicians love poking fun at one another is nothing more than getting in first before everyone else does. Or perhaps choosing laughter is the only alternative to despair... Anyway, here is a truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world's second oldest profession. Enjoy!

Can you possibly remember just how many great email jokes you deleted back in the late 1990's and early 2000's? Oh, sure, there were probably lots of great jokes, but most of them more than likely carried spam, viruses, advertisements or other devious ways to get your name into a database for sale to solicitors. So "DELETE" was the only viable option.
Thankfully, someone actually isolated and saved these jokes for a rainy day, and using updated virus software went through each and every one, selecting only the very best (and most hilarious), reformatting and getting rid of all the weird stuff those primitive email systems used to contain (surely you remember those >>>'s and ***'s (etcetera, etcetera) that seemed to be in front of every sentence of the page?
Well, now you can relax. These classic rib-ticklers are not only virus free, they are great fun and easy to read. You will be able to pick this book up whenever you are down in the dumps (or just taking one) and laugh yourself silly whenever you like.
Caution, if used as a bathroom reader, be prepared to explain what on earth was so funny while you were alone in the can by your self in complete and wild hysterics! (Now that should be funny all by itself)
These are the best, the funniest, and the most overlooked jokes in the world. Never be at a loss again for a way to put a smile on friend's faces. Laughter, after all, is truly, the best medicine.
If you're going through life grumpy you're going to get wrinkles. Isn't it better to have LAUGH wrinkles instead of FROWN wrinkles?
So enjoy, and pass it onso you can make someone else happy.
Better yet, tell them to get their own copy!

What began as a casual collection of Jewish jokes for Jeffry V. Mallow's personal amusement soon became a napkin-scribbling compulsion to document the very best in Jewish humor, whenever and wherever he came across it. The bigger his trove, the clearer it became to Mallow that the jokes were more than just funny-they were authentic in their depictions of Jews and their interactions with each other and with non-Jews; they represented the breadth of Jewish life. Field-tested by Mallow's stand-up comedy audiences for decades, here are guaranteed rib-ticklers about matchmakers, cantors, and circumcisers; the overly pious, freethinkers, and heretics; the illogic of Jewish logic; and even Jewish encounters with alien societies In these pages, Jews poke fun at their own foibles and at the Gentiles who befuddle them, and Mallow offers witty and informative introductions, explanations, background, and cultural context. There's also a handy glossary at the end. Not only is this a laugh-out-loud compilation of the best Jewish jokes that date back to the Talmud and up to today, but it's also a fascinating and entertaining look at Jewish life around the world and through the centuries.

Cricket legend David Boon's bumper collection of his favourite jokes Sport is supposed to be a serious business, yet few activities are more likely to provide a chuckle or three. No one captures this juxtaposition better than David Boon, a man who, for many people, has come to epitomise the 'great Aussie bloke'. Fans somehow sense that Boonie is a man who likes a joke. And now, in David Boon's Big Book of Great Sporting Jokes, he provides a bumper collection of cracks, true stories and one-liners, not just from cricket but across all sports. this is a book you'll want to share with your friends - not by handing them a copy, but by retelling some of Boonie's favourites at the ground, propping up the bar or around the barbie. the trick will be to do so using his deadpan style, with maybe just a hint of a grin, while your mates are having a good old belly laugh and asking for some more.

This scarce antiquarian book is a selection from Kessinger Publishings Legacy Reprint Series. Due to its age, it may contain imperfections such as marks, notations, marginalia and flawed pages. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as part of our commitment to protecting, preserving, and promoting the worlds literature. Kessinger Publishing is the place to find hundreds of thousands of rare and hard-to-find books with something of interest for everyone!

Adult word scramble at it's best Unscramble the most shocking insults. No one is left out, everyone has been the subject of ridicule, jokes, slurs and bullying. This book of scrambled words and phrases shows words are nothing more than letters and no one should let words bully them into tears or worse. Insults can be used for political gain, to take down a host or celebrity or to manipulate and control a lover. The irony will be if someone finds an insult in this book and thinks it's about them...it's not. No one has the corner market on insults. No one. Everyone has been insulted, no matter the race, creed or lifestyle. Our hope is you will realize insults are just a person with low self esteems way of trying to feel better....nothing more, nothing less. Words cannot hurt you if you don't let them. Words are just a jumble of letters. Remember that when you are feeling blue after someone said something mean about you. Stay strong. After scrambling all these insults, we shredded the answer key. That is what we think of insults. They should be scrambled and should you find one, it's just letters, nothing more. Have a great day, keep your chin up and know you are loved by many

For the first time ever, be privy to the open caverns of mirth that is the profilic Philip Rapp joke file! Rapp, writer for Baby Snooks, Eddie Cantor and creator of the Bickersons, wrote and collected jokes for years, drawing from it during his classic radio and TV years. Now we've taken the best quips and put them together for one great and funny book! Illustrated. Foreword by Laugh-In's Gary Owens.

Hanukah Quizzes
Matzo Ball Humor
A Real Kosher Treat!
From rabbis to relationships, latkes to lawyers, and marriages to miracles, here is a feast of more than a thousand old and new Jewish jokes and witty anecdotes---and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them!
David Minkoff's Web site, www.awordinyoureye.com, has attracted attention and contributions from around the world. Containing jokes to tell children, a compatibility test for couples, and humorous quips for special occasions, his book is a truly unique collection.
"This clever kosher compilation generates giggles galore." ---"Publishers Weekly"
"Terrific and addicting . . . guaranteed to make you laugh." ---"The Reporter" (New York)

Have you ever wondered what was the name of the band Michael J. Fox played with in Back to the Future? Or how to tell if a band is really fake? (One hint - it's made of clay!) Or which fake bands had real Top Ten hits? The Rocklopedia Fakebandica has all the answers. Based on a successful and popular website, this hysterical, witty, and irreverent book contains over 1000 entries (more than 500 of which are all new) covering such pop-culture staples as: Spinal Tap; Conrad Birdie; Schroeder; The Monkees; The Partridge Family; The Blues Brothers; The California Raisins; Eddie and the Cruisers; Gemini's Twin; Kids Incorporated; Wyld Stallyons; Josie and the Pussycats

An Anglo-Saxon Classic Book Of Riddles And Solutions Written In Old English As Well As Common Runes And Their Translation Attributed To Englishmen Of The 7th-8th Centuries.

Riddle 165. To cross the water, I'm the way, For water I'm above: I touch it not, and, truth to say, I neither swim nor move. Answer #156 If you ever find yourself on the edge of an inky-black lake in the deepest part of a cold, dark cavern, and you meet a ravenous creature with pale, glowing eyes who wants to play the riddle game... ... will you be prepared? Nearly 180 riddles are collected together here. Sharpen your wit on them before something else sharpens its teeth on you...

"This book contains over 600 hilarious jokes generously passed to the author by friends and well wishers to assist him in his ambition to raise funds for his favourite charities such as Cancer Research and the Rotary movement etc. WARNING. Some of the jokes included in this book are of an adult nature. So if you want to avoid them they've been printed in bold type."

"A very funny, candid, and heartwarming look at bridal mania. "Bride in Overdrive" is a must-read for brides and the people who love them."
- Cara Lockwood, author of "I Do (But I Don't)"
Jorie Green was a practical, levelheaded, modern woman before she got engaged. But the moment boyfriend Barry slid that sparkly ring onto her finger, she went a little insane.
Adventures in the life of a bride-to-be:
· Waiting for the proposal . . . and waiting . . . and waiting
· Sometimes love means compromising on your china pattern
· The "slightly less painful than sawing off a limb" wedding-dress diet
· Merging families---and living to tell the tale
"Bride in Overdrive" is a hysterical memoir of one bride's march toward marital bliss and a tender look at the fears and joys that come to the surface as the big day approaches. A must-read for any bride who's given serious thought to what kind of underpants she should wear on her big day.

Read the funniest book for RV'ers of all ages. Take a quick compatibility test before embarking on an intimate journey with your spouse in your new motorhome. Learn clever ways to make cooking in an RV fun and exciting. Laugh to the wittiest jokes on the planet. Get a glimpse into the future of RV'ing. And more!!