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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Jokes & riddles
a Laugh and whole world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.
For this brave old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble
enough of its own.a - Ella Wheeler Wilcox Colin McAllister was born
in 1942 in Sao Paulo, Brazil but has lived in St Andrews since
1955. He was educated at the Abbey School, Fort Augustus and at St
Andrews University, where he graduated with MA Honours in Political
Economy and Geography. For 28 years he taught Economics and related
subjects at Dundee College. He was Captain of the New Golf Club of
St Andrews in 1999 and President of St Andrews Burns Club from 2005
to 2007. Golf is his main hobby, but other interests include
Scottish history, the Gaelic language, economics and politics, good
wine and malt whisky, and foreign travel. He published But Does It
Scan? in 2008, Can I Scan? in 2012 and It's Quite Unscanny in 2016.
My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was
broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all
over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap
wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this
book will make you cry until you laugh.
Laughterpedia of Fun Plus is a compendium of jokes compiled during
lockdown, with the assistance of Ellie J., a young artist. Her
picture gallery is presented with apologies to Picasso and others
as some of their ideas have been re-used.
The book is a collection of adapted humour inspired by other
writers, interspersed with some original texts and a handful of
philosophical views, mostly wrapped in humour. The texts include
oblique references to adult obsessions and mild vernacular language
in common usage by many aged 12 years and over. It is a joke book
from cover to cover, most of which is unsuitable for younger
children and anyone who cannot read without moving their lips. The
book would have been in colour had I found my crayons.
The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes
inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS:
Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite
vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because
their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed
full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft
fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for
every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a
full-color insert! (c) 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB.
MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of
Mojang Synergies AB.
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling
very well! Proving the age-old maxim that 'it's in the way that you
tell them', Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been
renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it's
telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or
it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin
with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes
to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is
full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare
say - jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably
make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of
jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into
proper rib-ticklers - but don't tell your dad that, it'll only
encourage him!
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