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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Jokes & riddles
The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage
and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed
full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a
smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day
someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't
know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt
saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this
bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.
Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a
game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.'
He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro.
What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge
front door. Hey, don't knock it.
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