Santa isn't the jolly old elf as portrayed in Children's stories.
He's a bit more grotesque than that. His eyes are pimento-stuffed
olives, his teeth are walnuts, and his body is made of sausages.
One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey
Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy
Christmas forever. It is an anti-Christmas spirit that loathes
everything having to do with children and Jesus. His name is Frosty
the Neo-Nazi Snowman. After Frosty steals his magic bag of
presents, Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a
brutish warrior woman with a peculiar Christmas fetish and a candy
cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for
everyone.
It's the greatest sausage-spewing, elf-raping, zombie-killing,
Transformer- fucking, reindeer-exploding, snowman-battling,
adventure-rocking, bizarro Christmas story OF ALL TIME
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