Does pretentious poetry make you want to projectile vomit, just for
effect? Then you have found your proverbial hairball instigator
with Forever Loving You. Relive those horrible times of young
adulthood, when you thought of yourself as a hopeless romantic,
when in fact, you were just a selfish jerk looking for someone else
to validate your happiness, and then became hurt and resentful when
they broke your pathetic little heart. Perhaps you are living that
time in your life right now? And you're too lazy to write your own
poetic drivel? Well, fret not Now, my little Don Juan, you can copy
obscure lovepoems from this book no one has ever read, and pass the
verses off as your own Pepper them into your loveletters and she
will think you're a charming and upstanding gentleman, even when
you both know you're just a manipulative emotional blackmailer.
That's right, boys and girls, Forever Loving You is page after page
of hundreds of poems, all filled with the same longing and yearning
and adoration and hope that you desperately cling to in your own
life... plus it's written with the simplicity of a lame greeting
card in the supermarket.
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