'For a collection of good old-fashioned gags, it's one of the best
out there, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay that's best savoured
a little at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these
perfectly-constructed morsels. For original, hilarious gags you'll
want to share, this is the real deal.' - Chortle 'A rollicking
joyride. . . Pundamentalist has puns for the whole family: rude
ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters.' -
British Comedy Guide Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has
appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of
Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first
time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the
likes of: Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been
living on borrowed thyme. We can't even afford a garden, so when my
girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof. Sure everyone
cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking
camels' backs for years. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99%
perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid. Sad
news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his
like again. My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her
why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'. Today someone
told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took
that as a condiment. My French pen friend just said 'Le Monde',
which means the world to me. Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands
for? Everyone else seems to know. Actors have got Equity, Magicians
have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't
have anyone to speak for them. Does anyone know if it's safe to dye
your pubes? It's a bit of a grey area. And make sure you look out
for Gary's next book, about Stockholm Syndrome: it starts off badly
but by the end you'll really enjoy it . . .
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