"New York Times" bestselling author, comedian, and "Chelsea Lately"
writer Heather McDonald's hilarious true story of finding herself
in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin at the age of
twenty-seven.
"Can't a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss
like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin?""
"""You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again "is the laugh-out-loud
story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the
predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer,
and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample
opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and
sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring
herself to do "it" until well after her friends had been
deflowered.
As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, "Thank God Heather waited
twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn't have any
material for this book." Whether in a backseat, a community pool,
or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list
celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue.
Unlike "putting out," blue balling might not have paid her rent or
landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with
hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love--and,
ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will
never blue ball in this town again.
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