Hustlers on the Rocks New Comedic Screenplay Entertains with Absurd
World of Cons and Detectives NEW YORK Lawrence J. Corneck has
high-jacked readers and lovingly pick-pocketed them once again in
his new hilarious screenplay, FAT FAT Snitch (published by
AuthorHouse), a dark comedy with unusual heroes, filled with
bumbling parole officers and inept con artists. Companion to his
previous books, this time he tells the absurd and entertaining
story of Floyd Gibbons, a sleazy, now-retired detective who must
give chase to two con artists, Margo and Frank, in order to secure
a prestigious position on the parole board. Wolf Blitzker, the head
of the parole office and Gibbons boss, calls the two con artists, a
thorn in the side of this department for a long time. As Gibbons
pursues them, Margo and Frank are each involved in their own
nefarious pursuits. Margo, a lesbian who happens to be dating a
beautiful blond secretary in the parole office, is adding hotdog
buns at Moishes Gourmet Hotdog Emporium in order to double charge
people for each hotdog sold. Frank, a man who is also a lesbian, is
pocketing money for each drink he sells instead of ringing them
into The Kon Ticki Lounges register. One morning, however, Gibbons
eavesdrops on the con duos conversation. Confusing the words buns
for guns and drinks for chinks, he immediately begins a fruitless
investigation into an Asian arms operation. After a series of
hysterical escapades, including the former investigators inability
to sit after a posterior injury, Gibbons comes incredibly close to
achieving his goal, but unfortunately, is foiled by the one from
above, who watches out for Margo and Frank at every turn for a very
unusual reason. WillGibbons ever succeed in catching Margo and
Frank? Will the dynamic con duo continue down the path of mischief
and crooked dealings until their luck runs short? Find out in the
hilarious conclusion of FAT FAT Snitch. Born and raised in New
York, Corneck continues to love living in the Big Apple. His first
book, Existential Hell: A Screenplay Trilogy (also available
through AuthorHouse), a companion to Big Cigar, small d**k, was
published in 2005. More screenplays based upon earlier characters,
including Bald Lubavitcher, Mimes the Word and Bubble Catcher will
soon be available through AuthorHouse. Geezer Pleaser, an edgy
romance, has an expected publication date of September 2007.
According to Corneck, each of his screenplays will be written in a
different genre: cat and mouse, domestic drama, high adventure,
coming of age, comedy, romance, horror, tear-jerker and show biz.
For more information on Corneck and his books, please visit
www.LawrenceJCorneck.com. AuthorHouse is the premier publishing
house for emerging authors and new voices in literature. For a
complimentary copy of this book for review, members of the media
can contact the AuthorHouse Promotional Services Department by
calling 888-728-8467 or emailing
[email protected].
(When requesting a review copy, please provide a street address.)
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