Grand Theft Horse - Win the Kingdom or
Tear it Down
Complete insane quests, kill heroes, steal horses, fight guards, rob
peasants, and become the ultimate medieval thug in this old school,
open world action game full of pop culture references!
Classic GTA-gameplay gets a medieval makeover. The Great Tournament is
offering the hand of the princess as a prize. Go from local brigand to
champion. Or don’t. Guy (that’s you) and his friend (conveniently named
Buddy) are out to win the prize with holy hand grenades, pimped out
horses, and their own personal minstrels in tow. It’s madness and
mayhem with true comedic flair.
Key Features
- Grand Theft Horse: Wreak
havoc in a medieval world inspired by classic GTA gameplay. Use swords,
spears, turds – whatever will get the job done!
- Wear the Crown: As a
poor peasant, you’ll need to get creative in order to win the Great
Tournament. Form weird alliances, double cross your foes, and dig up
dinosaur skeletons (because, why not?).
- A Medieval Sandbox: How
you progress is up to you. Spend your time completing quests, wreaking
havoc and having a laugh at the expense of others!
- A Lot of Horsin’ Around:
Shoot cows into the sky, drag your neighbors through the mud, toss some
holy hand grenades, or draw fancy pictures in the field with a plow.
- Minstrelsy of Power: Hire
a musical companion to play the tunes you like and add a powerful
soundtrack to your adventures.
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