The Case of the Missing Dick is a murder mystery set in modern day Seattle. Harry Takanawa is a cross between Charlie Chan and Jacklyn Smith. He is Asian, clever, passionate, and also an avid cross dresser. His Doctor Watson is called Big Red, a no-nonsense lesbian who enjoys fist fighting and cunnilingus. Together they tackle the case of the missing Dick. Richard Sooka, noted designer and star of Designer Derby, has turned up missing and so has his charity gown, slated for auction beginning at three hundred thousand dollars. Dick's absence puts a halt to the show, and while Hollywood and the fashion industry wait anxiously for his return, a reward is offered to whoever finds the valuable charity gown. Harry has money woes and a landlord that is a part time loan shark. With the pressure on to pay the rent, Harry and Red decide to find the dress and claim the reward. Before they can get going, pieces of Richard Sooka begin turning up all over town. A fun read with interesting characters, this one's a total train wreck. Don't miss The Case of the Missing Dick on your reading list.

Cross dressing private detective Harry Takanawa has a problem: his ex-wife Trish is missing. She's been kidnapped by Mr. Che, crime lord and chairman of an organization driven by the same six sigma principles that Wall Street uses to shape the perfect corporation. Che deals in everything from human trafficking to drug smuggling but in a very businesslike manner. He imprisons Trish in his latest cash cow, a milk farm where lactating women supply breast milk for trendy lattes, medical research, and aging sports figures who think breast milk will improve their game. To track her down Harry goes undercover in drag. Why not? She disappeared in a woman's dressing room. But along the way Harry falls into the same trap and winds up lactating beside his ex-wife. Harry's disappearance does not go unnoticed. His lesbian sidekick Big Red, who likes Nancy Drew (and sometimes dresses like her) is working with police to close in on Che's operation and rescue her boss. Things look grim for Harry and Trish. A mad doctor and a sick mysoginist both want their bodies but for different reasons. And now, women are starting to disappear, and it looks like they may be next. A fun read with interesting characters, not for the feint of heart. You'll laugh, then shiver as you follow the insane adventures of Fu Chan in Dial M for Milkmaid.