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They call it Gloom Town, but that isn't its real name. It is a sad
city, the saddest of cities, a place so utterly depressing that
even their ales are brewed with the most sorrow-filled tears. They
built it on the back of a colossal mountain-sized animal, where its
woeful citizens live like human fleas within the hairy, pulsing
landscape. And those tasked with keeping the city in a state of
constant melancholy are the Stressmen-a team of professional
sadness-makers who are perpetually striving to invent new ways of
causing absolute misery.
But for the Stressman known as Fernando Mendez, creating grief
hasn't been so easy as of late. His ideas aren't effective anymore.
His treatments are more likely to induce happiness than sadness.
And if he wants to get back in the game, he's going to have to
relearn the true meaning of despair.
Like "James and the Giant Peach" combined with one of David
Cronenberg's early body horror films, "The Tick People" is a
charming children's fable that quickly devolves into a grotesque
sexual nightmare.
Santa isn't the jolly old elf as portrayed in Children's stories.
He's a bit more grotesque than that. His eyes are pimento-stuffed
olives, his teeth are walnuts, and his body is made of sausages.
One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey
Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy
Christmas forever. It is an anti-Christmas spirit that loathes
everything having to do with children and Jesus. His name is Frosty
the Neo-Nazi Snowman. After Frosty steals his magic bag of
presents, Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a
brutish warrior woman with a peculiar Christmas fetish and a candy
cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for
everyone.
It's the greatest sausage-spewing, elf-raping, zombie-killing,
Transformer- fucking, reindeer-exploding, snowman-battling,
adventure-rocking, bizarro Christmas story OF ALL TIME
The war between humans and toys has come to an end.
The toys won.
Teddy bears, dollies, and little green soldiers-they've all had
enough of you. They're sick of being treated like playthings for
spoiled little brats. They have no rights, no property, no hope for
a future of any kind. You've left them with no other option-in
order to be free, they must exterminate the human race.
Julie is a human girl undergoing reconstructive surgery in order
to become a stuffed animal. Her plan: to infiltrate enemy lines in
order to save her family from the toy death camps. But when an army
of plushy soldiers invade the underground bunker where she has
taken refuge, Julie will be forced to move forward with her plan
despite her transformation being not entirely complete.
Like a crazy cult movie in book form, "Cuddly Holocaust" is yet
another tale that proves why Wonderland Book Award-winning author
Carlton Mellick III is considered a master of the weird.
There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy. They
live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and
gumdrop goblins. During the day, while you are away at work, they
come above ground and prowl our streets for food. Their prey: your
children. They lure young boys and girls to them with their sweet
scent and bright colorful candy coating, then rip them apart with
razor sharp teeth and claws. When he was a child, Franklin Pierce
witnessed the death of his siblings at the hands of a candy woman
with pink cotton candy hair. Since that day, the candy people have
become his obsession. He has spent his entire life trying to prove
that they exist. And after discovering the entrance to the
underground world of the candy people, Franklin finds himself
venturing into their sugary domain. His mission: capture one of
them and bring it back, dead or alive. Cannibals of Candyland is an
erotic horror story for the bizarro reader. Dark, disturbing, and
absurd; this isn't the board game version of candy land you used to
play as a kid.
A surreal sexual nightmare by cult bizarro author Carlton Mellick
III. In a dark future where males have become extinct, humans are
forced to breed with factory-manufactured living fuck-toys that
possess an abundance of both male and female sex organs. One such
creature is adopted by a warrior dominatrix named Celsia, who is
trying to have a baby. But once she takes her new merchandise home,
things don't quite go as planned. Wild tribes of rapists, women
with multiple vaginas covering their bodies, sex tournaments,
erotic mutilation, and a giant vagina possessing the secrets of the
universe, this is one ugly perverted hell of a world. Told in
Mellick's early schizophrenic prose style, Razor Wire Pubic Hair is
like postmodern minimalistic art mixed with Japanese "guro" porn.
A weird-as-hell gangster story set in a world where people drive
giant mechanical dinosaurs instead of cars. Her name is Psycho June
Howard, aka Armadillo Fists, a woman who replaced both of her hands
with living armadillos. She was once the most bloodthirsty fighter
in the world of illegal underground boxing. But now she is on the
run from a group of psychotic gangsters who believe she's
responsible for the death of their boss. With the help of a
stegosaurus driver named Mr. Fast Awesome-who thinks he is God's
gift to women even though he doesn't have any arms or legs-June
must do whatever it takes to escape her pursuers, even if she has
to kill each and every one of them in the process. Strange,
engaging characters, breakneck pacing, and jam-packed with more
brilliantly weird concepts than you'll know what to do with-this is
bizarro cult author Carlton Mellick III at his best.
The Bitches are back . . . They call themselves the Warriors, their
enemies call them the Bitches. They are a gang of man-eating,
motorcycle-riding, war-hungry werewolf women, and they are the
rulers of the wasteland. Following his 2009 Wonderland Book
Award-winning novel, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland, Carlton
Mellick III returns with Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands, a
collection of three interconnected novellas that take place before,
during, and after the events of the first book. Including:
BARBARIAN BEAST BABES OF THE BADLANDS Talon and a party of warrior
biker women must hunt down a pack of giant wolves that have gone
rabid. HORRENDOUS HORROR OF THE HATEFUL HAMBURGLAR A band of mutant
soldiers led by the deadly samurai, Hamburglar, investigates an
outpost deep in the wasteland that has become plagued by a horde of
deranged undead killing machines. FEROCIOUS FEMALE FURRIES IN THE
FORBIDDEN ZONE After Talon is infected with a strange mind-killing
parasite, Slayer must lead a party of wolf women into the Forbidden
Zone in order to find a cure.
In this town, everyone's a bottom feeder ... Five desperate
criminals are robbing one of the last remaining banks in Freedom
City, a town devastated by the previous nuclear war. But these are
no ordinary criminals. They are members of the House of Cards, an
organization designed to help the less fortunate citizens of the
city. In a place where the poor are separated from the rich, jobs
are as scarce as clean water, and even the doctors are as corrupt
as the politicians, the House of Cards are a final beacon of hope
in an otherwise hopeless world. Featuring: radiation fetishists,
balloon people, mutant crabs, sail-bike road warriors, and a love
affair between a woman and an H-Bomb. This is one mean asshole of a
city. Welcome to Crab Town.
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Ocean of Lard (Paperback)
Carlton Mellick III, Kevin L Donihe; Illustrated by Terrasa Ulm
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R477
Discovery Miles 4 770
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Ships in 10 - 15 working days
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You're on the run from the cops and need a place to disappear
somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of
Wyoming. An undiscovered world of zombies and pirates that,
according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast
white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance
instead of water.
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