AMERICAN EDITION COMING SOON "Hell's bein' outsourced " Eustice Seeney discovered when he opened the first letter from Hades. Satan's about to lose his job as ruler of the underworld. The Powers that Be deemed that Hell is just not awful enough, and the Prince of Darkness has been slacking off in his devilish duties. He let a human escape They're going to bring in aliens with horrors mankind has never seen. Lucifer doesn't want to get the boot, and knows he can make Hell more Hellish. He must find out how Eustice Seeney, the man who died twice, managed to escape. The Powers allow the Devil one chance to make things right in that wrong sort of way. Satan corresponds with Seeney, and arranges a trip to earth reminding him that: "The devil you know is better than the one you don't."

A botched surgery sends Eustice Seeney to the hereafter. Instead of floating toward the white light he takes an E-ticket ride through hell.

Everyone's got something to hide. In times of war extracting facts from an enemy couldn't be done fast enough. With the tap of a Taser-like device freezing a person solid and removing neural pathways gives real time access to deeply guarded thoughts. As with any new technology a new breed of criminal is born, stealing ideas, memories, and vivid imagery. The brain police crack down on the memory thieves who lay low taking with them the skills and knowledge they've ripped off. Jet Black is a demon tormented by a need to control. He collects bodies and removes thought paths, implanting diseases for kicks. For the right price he turns healthy people into walking time bombs with creeping cancers and explosive organs. Who's going to stop him? Milton Chase MD is sent to prison for a murder he didn't commit. He gets sprung to track down the bad guy and bust up his ring of terrorist thieves. Who's screwing who and what are their plans? A biochemist heir to the African Throne, a pair of Feds one a sexy femme fatale the other a jolly G-man with his own agenda, a crooked Cayman Banker, a twisted sadistic surgeon, a weasely pimp, or the good doctor himself? It could be anyone in A Den of Brigands...

"Heaven ain't all it's cut out to be," says Eustice Seeney, who'd already been to hell. After years of atoning he's turned his redneck roustabout life into a model for human redemption. When he dies again, he discovers that all life's memories begin to fade as eternal bliss kicks in . . . but something in the hereafter's been stirred, and heaven could be placed on indefinite hold. An outlier force vectors in on the human race, intent on reshuffling the cosmic deck. The existence of heaven and hell hang in the balance as Seeney is used as a wild card in a high stakes game of who'll rule the afterlife.

A chiropodist from 1958 stumbles upon a portal in the space-time continuum, and disrupts the fabric of history.

Two doctors on their way to work at a rural clinic get run off the road by a mysterious truck into a cornfield. A 1920s era crop duster lets loose a plume of orange gas that knocks them out. The trucker leaves them for dead. They awake disheveled, disoriented, and trek through the stalks. There's a Rockwellian little town at the field's edge. It's a strange slice of Americana but hold off on the apple pie when they find out it's 1958. The town's deputy figures them to be a pair of stray carnival workers, and puts them up for the night at the jailhouse to await the sheriff. An ethereal country doctor shows up first and takes them to his laboratory. The Doc tells them he's from the year 2070, and they've fallen through a portal which caused a disruption of the space-time continuum. He sedates them, and tampers with their DNA to ready them for what's to come. The sheriff is hot on their trail to stop them before they have a chance to screw up the future. The chase is on as the Doc sends them on a quest through history to set things right. Along the way they cross paths with Thomas Edison, Harry Houdini, Al Capone, Albert Einstein, and a slew of figures from the past. All is not as it seems, once they've entered the Field of Corns...

Eustice Seeney died on the operating table and instead of floating toward the bright white light went to hell. He managed to escape and details of his experience were described in Go to Hell (I DID) Interview with Eustice Seeney. Several years have passed and Eustice is now a redeemed man. Seeney received a hefty settlement from a lawsuit stemming from a series of medical errors resulting in his premature damnation. He's has been living the good life, preaching and teaching the ways of salvation. He is drawn back to the nether regions by one very pissed off Mister Mephistopheles who has been hot on his trail. In this E-ticket ride through a new kind of Hades, Eustice meets up with Abe Lincoln, Alfred Nobel, Albert Einstein, Al Capone, Johnny Cochran, and a host of historical figures. In this romp through the underworld, Eustice is joined by his former doctor Trip Wiley. Doc Wiley helps him evade the clutches of Satan and his minions. Satan has a soul collecting social network to take over all free will. Eustice with the help of his new friends concoct a scheme to dismantle evil's new supercomputer and sour Satan's savvy ploy.