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A journal to stop the bullsh*t and seize the f*cking day-the perfect undated journal for every thought, list, note, or entry! Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life-you! Based on the bestselling Carpe F*cking Diem Planner, this is the perfect undated journal to replace your tired old notebook and up your stationery game. With journal pages, space for list-making, and laugh-out-loud swears, this is the journal that encourages you to embrace the c'est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.
Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this kids book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter:Laugh-out-loud fun for the whole family: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up!A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every pageThe perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, and moreScreen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, playdates, or school activities!Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit
The perfect flower girl gift to celebrate the importance (and fun!) of being the littlest bridesmaid at the wedding! For the sweetest girl in the bridal party, The Most Special Flower Girl takes you on an adventure to discover all the best things about being in a wedding. Try on a twirly dress, carry pretty flowers, smile big for pictures, walk down the aisle, and have lots and lots of fun! An adorable wedding party gift for any niece, daughter, family member, or other future flower girl to understand the duties and importance of their job on the special day. The Most Special Flower Girl is perfect for: Learning the special role a flower girl plays-change the names to fit your family and walk through all the steps of the big day to prepare! A gift for the littlest member of your wedding party-with a page dedicated to write a special note from the couple An adorable prop for the perfect photo-op or special moment between the couple and their favorite little girl A fun bridesmaid proposal present for your future flower girl Celebrate the fun and love with this adorable wedding keepsake that little girls will be able to keep with them forever.
The perfect Valentine's Day gift, this fun and flirty coupon book includes 22 vouchers guaranteed to put a smile on your lover's face! Treat yourselves to moments of unforgettable passion with seductive tear-out coupons! The perfect sexy gift for him or sexy gift for her, this coupon book will be the couples gift for any occasion! With 22 couples coupons, this collection will spice up any day with fun challenges for foreplay and bedroom fun! Examples from the coupons include: With this coupon, you get a non-stop body kiss from the top of your head to the tips of your toes. Present this coupon any time you want me to drop everything and make love to you. Present this coupon for some quiet time while we just hold each other-let it be a gentle prelude to a night of passionate lovemaking.These steamy coupons are a simple yet fun way to keep things exciting and put the adventure back into your relationship! Great for bachelor or bachelorette gifting, Valentine's Day gift, anniversary, wedding shower, or gag gift-this coupon book is the perfect intimacy challenge for any couple!
Personalize and profane your planner with over 500 funny stickers to help you seize the f*cking day and get sh*t done! For adults who love a funny sticker book or planner lovers who need some f*cking swear stickers to kick ass all year, this sarcastic and hilarious sticker pack is for you! Accessorize with hundreds of badass motivational stickers, laugh at the snarky curses that get your sense of humor, or give as a fun gag gift to friends and family! Includes: Twelve pages of sticker sheets with over 500 quality stickers with permanent adhesive Hilarious uncensored expletives, vibrant designs, graphics, and phrases Content ideal for organizers, calendars, bullet journals, vision board supplies, planner accessories, or scrapbooking kits for adults! 4" x 6" trim sizewith plastic polybag package
Design a life you love and get your sh*t together with this f*cking planner! Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you've always dreamed of being with this 2026 swear organizer! Packed with hilarious motivation, badass affirmations, and tons of sarcastic stickers, this purse-size engagement calendar will help you keep track of all of your important events and appointments, including "payday, bitches," "another sh*tty meeting," "someone's f*cking birthday," and more. Get f*cking empowered this year or give as the perfect funny and inspirational gift to the women in your life! 17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2025 - DECEMBER 2026)
Ditch all the f*cking scarps of paper cluttering your workspace and home with password info! Keep track of all your usernames, passwords, and web addresses in one curse-filled location. Includes: Internet password safety and naming tips Dedicated pages to record your network settings, including your modem and router info Dedicated pages to capture your passwords and account information, alphabetically Lined pages for notes and other computer info
"A fascinating and funny guide to history's favorite genius-and why he still matters." -A.J. Jacobs, New York Times bestselling author A fascinating look into how Einstein's genius and science continues to show up in so many facets of our everyday lives and his enduring legacy as an unlikely pop culture icon. Albert Einstein was the first modern-day celebrity and, decades after his death, still has the world's most recognizable face. His influence is seen in much of the technology we use every day: GPS, remote controls, weather forecasts, even toothpaste. But it's not just Einstein's scientific discoveries that continue to shape our world. His legacy underpins the search for aliens, the rescue of refugees, the invention of time machines, and the debunking of fake news. He appears in new books, TV shows, and movies all the time-and fans are paying millions for Einstein relics at auction. Award-winning author and journalist Benyamin Cohen has a bizarre side hustle as the manager of Einstein's official social media accounts, which have 20 million followers-more than most living celebrities. In The Einstein Effect, Cohen embarks on a global quest to unearth Einstein's ongoing relevance today. Along the way, he meets scientists and celebrities, speaks to dozens with the last name Einstein (including two rabbis), and even tracks down the brain of Einstein, stolen from his body during the autopsy. Cohen shows us the myriad ways the Nobel Prize winner's influence is still with us, giving an in-depth-and often hilarious-look at the world's favorite genius like you've never seen him before.
From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a new, enchanting unicorn and mermaid activity book for kids! It's double the magic and double the fun in this awesome activity book, which challenges you to catch not one, but two, of the most legendary How to Catch creatures around! Great for mermaid and unicorn lovers alike, inside you'll find 14 exciting activities and solve awesome puzzles. Become a Catch Club Kid and let your imagination soar in an underwater world of adventure or high in a rainbow-filled sky in this epic unicorn vs. mermaid challenge! Which magical creature can YOU catch first? With endless hours of screen-free and educational fun, this enchanting and interactive workbook for ages 6-10 is perfect for parents, guardians, or teachers looking for summer bridge materials, books for reluctant readers and back to school, and birthday and holiday gifts for kids! What's inside? Learn to draw the unicorn and mermaid from the How to Catch series Marvelous mazes, dot-to-dots, and an illustrated step-by-step STEM trap with STEAM connections Hilarious hidden picture puzzles and spot the difference activities Creative coloring pages and complete the story activities to inspire the imagination A special Catch Club certificate in the back
Get inspired, get organized, and create a happier you with this colorful happiness planner! Based on the bestseller Instant Happy Notes, this 2026 purse size engagement calendar is the perfect happy organizer and self-care guide for a cheerful, balanced year! Bursting with fresh wellness inspiration, fun stickers, tips for staying positive and boosting joy, and beautifully designed pages, this positivity planner for women is a delightful way to stay organized, take care of yourself, and choose happiness this year! 17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2025 - DECEMBER 2026) Keep for yourself or give as an encouragement or inspirational, cheer up gift for the organized girls and women in your life!
Seize the f*cking day and get your sh*t together with this hilarious planner! Packed with profanity and lots of swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bursting with humorous inspiration and bold internals, this 2026 engagement calendar will help you laugh off the stress, get sh*t done, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect gifted organizer for any men or women in your life or to keep for yourself! 17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2025 - DECEMBER 2026)
Embrace everyday calm with this inspirational daily desk calendar and
reflect, refresh, and relax this year!
It's time to give cancer hell with this motivational weekly planner! Cancer f*cking sucks, and the treatment is no f*cking party either. Luckily, this kick*ss organizer is here to help! Use this 52-week undated planner to keep track of all the bullsh*t appointments, record symptoms, defog your chemo brain, and not stress over the details of the day-to-day. The perfect inspirational gift for cancer warrior patients and caregivers, this engagement calendar is not just a medication log, habit and treatment tracker, and daily organizer, but also packed with hilarious encouragement that helps you b*tch about cancer and focus on being the bad*ass you are! Stay organized, keep sh*t simple, and keep kicking cancer's *ss! 52-WEEK UNDATED WEEKLY ORGANIZER 6" x 9" trim size with durable cover, elastic band closure, and wire-o spiral binding for easy, lay-flat writing Four planner sticker sheets with over 260 motivational and practical sweary stickers for adults with quality adhesive Undated weekly and monthly planning grids you can start any time with ample writing space for managing your or your loved one's schedule Weekly spreads for cancer and chemo symptom, treatment, medication, and habit trackers, sh*t-to-remember lists, and questions to ask at doctor's appointments Internal storage pocket for important notes, forms, lists, and document management Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper Treatment plan front matter and sh*tloads of space for notes Removable cover band and sticker for a sleek, gender neutral design This engagement calendar and health tracker is the perfect "Fight Cancer!" care package or get well soon gift for men and women who are showing cancer who's boss!
Time to get your sh*t together. It's a f*cking 2026 wall calendar! Packed with hilarious profanity and lots of swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Funny, practical, and relatable, this swearing calendar will help you let it out, cut the crap, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect hanging wall calendar for your kitchen or home office, and an incredible white elephant gift or gag gift for adults!
"Without courage we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency. We can't be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest."-Maya Angelou Every woman needs remarkable role models. Welcome the wisdom of Mother Teresa, Eleanor Roosevelt, Audre Lorde, Greta Thunberg, Marie Curie, Lucille Ball, Michelle Obama, Marie Kondo and many more in this inspirational journal. Become more mindful, take a moment for yourself, brainstorm your latest project, or simply reflect on each day with plenty of space for your biggest ideas. Take inspiration from the women who have shaped history as you build the life of your dreams!
Get ready to unleash your inner bad*ss! I've F*cking Got This includes 101 sticky notes to encourage you to f*cking believe in yourself! Packed with motivational and sweary affirmations, these sticky notes are the perfect gift for yourself or another bad*ss in your life! Share the motivation by passing your favorite sticky notes around or hold on to them to make sure you always remember just how d*mn amazing you are! These notes can be peeled off one at a time and posted anywhere a profane passerby will see them: mirror, door, TV, car window, desk. In a unique sticky note format unlike any other affirmation book, I'VE F*CKING GOT THIS offers 101 mini-messages of motivation and empowerment and can instantly boost anyone's mood and confidence. Additional Details: 4" x 5" trim size with easy-to-remove sticky notes and quality adhesive you can stick anywhere Features 101 bold affirmations for fierce self-confidence, self-love, and motivation Bright, dynamic full-color designed art and text
Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This hilarious coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!
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