Design a life you love and get your sh*t together with this f*cking planner!

Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you've always dreamed of being with this 2026 swear organizer! Packed with hilarious motivation, badass affirmations, and tons of sarcastic stickers, this purse-size engagement calendar will help you keep track of all of your important events and appointments, including "payday, bitches," "another sh*tty meeting," "someone's f*cking birthday," and more. Get f*cking empowered this year or give as the perfect funny and inspirational gift to the women in your life!

17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2025 - DECEMBER 2026)

Time to get your sh*t together. It's a f*cking 2026 wall calendar!

Packed with hilarious profanity and lots of swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Funny, practical, and relatable, this swearing calendar will help you let it out, cut the crap, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect hanging wall calendar for your kitchen or home office, and an incredible white elephant gift or gag gift for adults!

Seize the f*cking day and get your sh*t together with this hilarious planner!

Packed with profanity and lots of swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bursting with humorous inspiration and bold internals, this 2026 engagement calendar will help you laugh off the stress, get sh*t done, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect gifted organizer for any men or women in your life or to keep for yourself!

17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2025 - DECEMBER 2026)

Embrace everyday calm with this inspirational daily desk calendar and reflect, refresh, and relax this year!

Easy, practical, and inspiring, this day-by-day mindfulness calendar will invite tranquility and positivity into your life and help you find your path to daily wellness. Brimming with 365 days of stress-relieving techniques, simple meditations, thoughtful motivational quotes, and reflective prompts, each page of this 2026 boxed calendar will help you focus on your mental health, practice gratitude, discover a soothing sense of inner peace, and learn how to be present in the moment. It's time to take a breath, find calm, and live better!

A calming and mood boosting calendar to help you take a breath and slow down, this is the perfect self-care and anxiety relief gift, meaningful and inspirational hygge gift for friends and family, or self-purchase!

Additional details:

• 4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective slipcase
• 100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is for perfect display on tabletop or desk
• Environmentally responsible, FSC certified paper
• Daily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring 365 ways to unwind, de-stress, and improve your self-esteem
• Holidays and observances

Design a life you love and get your sh*t together with this f*cking 2026 calendar!

This year is for f*cking blooming! Brimming with hilarious profanity and vibrant art, this funny and inspirational adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bold, badass, and beautiful, this swearing calendar will help you tackle your damn goals, laugh off the bullsh*t, and keep swearing and f*cking persisting! The perfect white elephant gift, gag gift for adults, and inspirational gift for women or hanging wall calendar to keep for yourself!

Features:

• 12-month wall calendar (January - December 2026) with 12" x 12" trim size and sturdy hole for easy hanging
• Gorgeous, full-color floral designs printed on high-quality, glossy paper stock
• Environmentally responsible, FSC certified paper
• Ample writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointments
• Plus funny, motivational reminders each month and plenty of space for goal planning and to-do lists
• Holidays and observances
• 2027 calendar year at a glance

"A fascinating and funny guide to history's favorite genius-and why he still matters." -A.J. Jacobs, New York Times bestselling author A fascinating look into how Einstein's genius and science continues to show up in so many facets of our everyday lives and his enduring legacy as an unlikely pop culture icon. Albert Einstein was the first modern-day celebrity and, decades after his death, still has the world's most recognizable face. His influence is seen in much of the technology we use every day: GPS, remote controls, weather forecasts, even toothpaste. But it's not just Einstein's scientific discoveries that continue to shape our world. His legacy underpins the search for aliens, the rescue of refugees, the invention of time machines, and the debunking of fake news. He appears in new books, TV shows, and movies all the time-and fans are paying millions for Einstein relics at auction. Award-winning author and journalist Benyamin Cohen has a bizarre side hustle as the manager of Einstein's official social media accounts, which have 20 million followers-more than most living celebrities. In The Einstein Effect, Cohen embarks on a global quest to unearth Einstein's ongoing relevance today. Along the way, he meets scientists and celebrities, speaks to dozens with the last name Einstein (including two rabbis), and even tracks down the brain of Einstein, stolen from his body during the autopsy. Cohen shows us the myriad ways the Nobel Prize winner's influence is still with us, giving an in-depth-and often hilarious-look at the world's favorite genius like you've never seen him before.

The perfect flower girl gift to celebrate the importance (and fun!) of being the littlest bridesmaid at the wedding! For the sweetest girl in the bridal party, The Most Special Flower Girl takes you on an adventure to discover all the best things about being in a wedding. Try on a twirly dress, carry pretty flowers, smile big for pictures, walk down the aisle, and have lots and lots of fun! An adorable wedding party gift for any niece, daughter, family member, or other future flower girl to understand the duties and importance of their job on the special day. The Most Special Flower Girl is perfect for: Learning the special role a flower girl plays-change the names to fit your family and walk through all the steps of the big day to prepare! A gift for the littlest member of your wedding party-with a page dedicated to write a special note from the couple An adorable prop for the perfect photo-op or special moment between the couple and their favorite little girl A fun bridesmaid proposal present for your future flower girl Celebrate the fun and love with this adorable wedding keepsake that little girls will be able to keep with them forever.

Get organized, cut the bullsh*t, and crush your f*cking goals this year with this hilarious softcover fitness planner!

Sometimes you just need to suck it the hell up, laugh it off, and get that workout f*cking done. This 2025 flexi spiral organizer will help you stay on top of your fitness goals like a kick-*ss coach. With a fresh, no bullsh*t approach, this workout planner is packed with a year of simple, easy-to-use fitness trackers and dated grids to hold you accountable every day. Featuring hilarious and motivational swears, lots of d*mn stickers, progress trackers, and exercise logs, this year-long engagement calendar is the perfect reminder to get moving―no f*cking excuses allowed!

This workout accessory is small enough to throw in a gym bag or to give as a holiday stocking stuffer, the perfect Christmas or inspirational gift for men or women, or to keep for yourself!

12-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (JANUARY - DECEMBER 2025)

• Two planner sticker sheets with 240 funny and practical swear word journal stickers for adults with quality adhesive
• 6" x 8" paperback planner with double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writing and flexible, durable cover
• Monthly and weekly calendar spreads with ample writing space and habit trackers
• Customizable weekly fitness logs to track the details of every workout and watch your progress, perfect as a running or weight training journal
• Monthly goal setting pages, to-do sections, and funny motivational phrases
• Elastic band closure
• Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper
• Holidays and observances
• Year at a glance

Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this kids book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter:Laugh-out-loud fun for the whole family: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up!A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every pageThe perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, and moreScreen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, playdates, or school activities!Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit

Get inspired, get organized, and create a happier you with this colorful happiness planner!

Based on the bestseller Instant Happy Notes, this 2026 purse size engagement calendar is the perfect happy organizer and self-care guide for a cheerful, balanced year! Bursting with fresh wellness inspiration, fun stickers, tips for staying positive and boosting joy, and beautifully designed pages, this positivity planner for women is a delightful way to stay organized, take care of yourself, and choose happiness this year!

17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2025 - DECEMBER 2026)

Don't let their sparkly horns and magical powers fool you! This unicorn coloring book for adults exposes unicorns for the frauds they really are! Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This hilarious and stress relieving coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books make for perfect funny gifts for adults and anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas-and add some laughter along the way! Check out illustrator Theo Nicole Lorenz's other funny adult coloring books: Dinosaurs with Jobs: A Coloring Book Celebrating Our Old-School Coworkers Mer World Problems: A Coloring Book Documenting Hardships Under the Sea Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace: A Body-Positive Coloring Book Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book

Ditch all the f*cking scarps of paper cluttering your workspace and home with password info! Keep track of all your usernames, passwords, and web addresses in one curse-filled location. Includes: Internet password safety and naming tips Dedicated pages to record your network settings, including your modem and router info Dedicated pages to capture your passwords and account information, alphabetically Lined pages for notes and other computer info

"Without courage we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency. We can't be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest."-Maya Angelou Every woman needs remarkable role models. Welcome the wisdom of Mother Teresa, Eleanor Roosevelt, Audre Lorde, Greta Thunberg, Marie Curie, Lucille Ball, Michelle Obama, Marie Kondo and many more in this inspirational journal. Become more mindful, take a moment for yourself, brainstorm your latest project, or simply reflect on each day with plenty of space for your biggest ideas. Take inspiration from the women who have shaped history as you build the life of your dreams!

Personalize and profane your planner with over 500 funny stickers to help you seize the f*cking day and get sh*t done! For adults who love a funny sticker book or planner lovers who need some f*cking swear stickers to kick ass all year, this sarcastic and hilarious sticker pack is for you! Accessorize with hundreds of badass motivational stickers, laugh at the snarky curses that get your sense of humor, or give as a fun gag gift to friends and family! Includes: Twelve pages of sticker sheets with over 500 quality stickers with permanent adhesive Hilarious uncensored expletives, vibrant designs, graphics, and phrases Content ideal for organizers, calendars, bullet journals, vision board supplies, planner accessories, or scrapbooking kits for adults! 4" x 6" trim sizewith plastic polybag package

Explore life on the farm in this adorable interactive board book for babies and toddlers! Perfect for Easter and beyond, My Neighborhood Farm is a fun introduction to life on the farm. From the red barn to the farmhouse porch, meet all the adorable animals who live on the farm. See animals including cows, ducks, pigs, and horses and learn what sound each animal makes. This colorful book features a fold-down farm play scene, encouraging interactive play within its pages. Collect each title to create your very own town! Celebrate all the local places you know and love with the My Neighborhood interactive board book series. Featuring adorable baby animal illustrations, each title allows little explorers to learn more about their very own neighborhood. Includes an interactive fold-down scene that encourages children to play within the book's pages.For babies and toddlers, these sturdy shaped board books are a fun introduction to all the neighborhood places you love to explore with your family.Delightful rhyming text helps build listening and memory skills.A sweet gift for children and grandchildren. Perfect for baby showers, new parents, birthdays, and Valentine's Day. Also a great Easter basket and Christmas stocking stuffer.

Chart your emotions, relieve your anxiety, build a happier you, and thrive this year with an undated mood planner!

Filled with proven wellness and self-care tools, this undated self-care planner and anxiety log will guide you to limit stress, increase self-awareness, and improve your outlook for a more positive, fulfilled life. When you actively observe and understand your emotional patterns, you'll be able to make visible changes in your day-to-day and discover how to maintain mental health. With an easy-to-use daily mood tracker, reflection prompts, stickers, and goal setting, this engagement calendar will inspire you to create healthier mindsets and develop your best, balanced self!

Perfectly adaptable to suit your needs, utilize this as a positivity journal, mental health tracker, anxiety relief and wellness planner, and more! It's an amazing de-stress gift for birthdays, holidays, and beyond that will guide you to:

• Reflect on emotions daily―gain insight into the patterns of your moods, triggers, coping skills, and ups and downs
• Practice self-care―work through thoughtful prompts to boost your self-esteem and think more positively
• Set meaningful goals―use your observations to make lasting changes in your life
• Break free of anxiety and depression―regain control and master your reality

• 6" x 8" trim size with double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writing
• Two pages of planner sticker sheets and over 265 stickers included
• Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge free paper, fully recyclable
• Monthly and weekly calendar spreads with ample writing space and to-do sections
• Undated weekly inspirational quotes, reflection prompts, and gratitude check-ins
• Undated monthly goal tracker pages and habit trackers
• Holidays and observances
• Year in reflection tracker
• Removable cover band and a discreet, matte design!

Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This hilarious coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!