Luke Samson survived the apocalypse but when he found faith things really went to Hell. "Join or die." That was Samson's sermon, and he delivered salvation from the business end of a sledgehammer. His army of God-fearing maniacs marches toward Los Angeles and a war that will bring the heathens to their knees. But every war has a secret. And when the truth behind this crusade gets out, Samson will wish he'd never been saved at all.

Joe Sunday has been a Los Angeles low-life for years, but his life gets a whole lot lower when he is killed by the rival of his crime boss-only to return as a zombie. His only hope is to find and steal a talisman that he learns can grant immortality. But, unfortunately for Joe, every other undead thug and crime boss in Los Angeles is looking for the same thing.