I Will Speak Using Stories is a collection of everyday, down home, stories of people and events. Some of the stories will make you weep, smile, cry, or laugh. Some stories will cause the reader to reminisce. Others will remember an old relative or friend. Each story ends with Scripture. The point of the story is to show that Scripture is universal and pertinent. There are probing questions that will help the reader meditate. The devotions have a prayer to give the day a fresh start. The book is great resource to use for a daily quiet time.

In this collection of 21 essays, Michael Jenkins takes a humorously philosophical approach to the everyday aspects of life. Whether comparing himself to Rocky Balboa in order to pass an English class or asking a one-thumbed woman how she cuts her steak, "Man-Child" tells of the experiences and philosophies of an immature man reluctantly searching for an identity in the adult world. These experiences could be used as a lesson on what not to do in any given situation, but only if you don't want a story to tell.

Monologues by Gregory L. Hudson is a compilation of thirty-two monologues from some of his most profound stage plays, films and television pilots. The literary works that these monologues were chosen from are socially relevant, provocative and reflects the good and bad aspects of society. Each monologue is different from the next and provides a unique challenge to actors of all levels. The characters are as varied as the colors in a rainbow and can be exceptionally witty like the homeless but optimistic character Lee Willie in Vagabond Love; or outrageously funny and likeable character Bojack in No Harm, No Foul; to the down right mean female correction officer Hurt character who doesn't feel that women garner respect in Bronx House; or the respected and deceptive racist bank manager Mr. Wallis whose main objective is to maintain the status quo of segregation in the deep south in A Piece Of My Dream. Other fun characters includes, the slick, smooth talking pastor in A Piece of My Dream (the Movie); the grimy lawyer Mr. Crooks in The Plaintiff; the lovable homeless character Abigail in Vagabond Love; the wacky, over the top judge who fancys himself as the sheriff, mayor, judge and everything else in No Harm, No Foul, to the zany, flaming gay choreographer in the T.V. pilot Buck Wild and more. The monologues are different, rich in unique dialogue and range from one to five minutes in length.

"Clutching an armload of baseball mitts and billiard balls, I ran after my brood trying to pick up items that were blocking the aisles. I added a pair of tennis shoes, several baseball caps, the camping silverware and a handful of sweat bands to my cache. Meanwhile, the wiffle balls bounced off my legs, and I shouted formy "wrecking crew" to stop. Finally, they ran into a display and I pounced on them. Unfortunately, I dropped most of my huge armload but I had them.

Suddenly, I became aware of the spectacle we had created. All around, there were people quietly staring at us. Everywhere I looked, I saw devastation created by my children. Had the store sustained a 7.5 earthquake, the damage could not have been worse. I honestly didn't know what to do."

Author Joyce Jennison firmly believes that if enough time passes, one will be able to see humor in what once was a very tryingexperience. On that premise she has written a very amusing, satirical account of her family's life adventures. Jump on board and enjoy the wild ride through some of the Jennison's most unbelievable and hysterical happenings.

Jeeves & Wooster" - Most enjoyable characters ever invented Bertie Wooster, a young gentleman with a ""distinctive blend of airy nonchalance and refined gormlessness,"" and Jeeves, his improbably well-informed and talented valet. Wooster is a bachelor, a minor aristocrat and member of the idle rich. He and his friends, who are mainly members of The Drones Club, are extricated from all manner of societal misadventures by the indispensable valet (""gentleman's personal gentleman""), Jeeves. The stories are set in the United Kingdom and the United States in the 1930s.

The story is about a specialist detctive agency illegally located in an art gallery through the good will of the caretaker, Roy Jenkins, who has ambitions to be a vet. The characters comprising the agency are, Ambrose Bonnyweather, a self-centered Scotsman, his secretary, Beatrice Thompson and a 17 year old trainee, Errol Billington.The caretaker is madly in love with Beatrice, who dislikes him. The visits to a client Josie Hanson regarding the loss of her cat Norma create many misconceptions, confusions and cross purposes, particularly in conversations and make up a story of a total comedy of errors with a froth of sexuality culminating in total confusion and new discoveries within themselves by all the characters.

21 horror movies in 48 hours. Had anything comparable ever been attempted? Would it be possible to absorb such a volume of madness and stupidity? Could WE maintain our sanity after such a barrage of bad taste? Out of these questions an experiment was born an experiment that will forever by known as ShockDecember.

My book is dedicated to my mother and the different mother who help shape me. It is a book about life experiences that we have gone through. It also share in love and pain, it shows a relationship between us a God. And the main plot is that just like the title implies, Sunshine in the Rain, which just means that there will always be happiness in the pain that we go thru.

He tells humorous stories about his life. They include the love of fishing in the San Marcos River, student life at A&M, serving his country as a tank platoon leader in the Second Armored Division in Germany. Description of seven jobs at Texas A&M on the staff, while making speeches, serving as special coordinator of events, plus many pranks pulled on friends. The last part is about his retirement at a lake in the east central Texas 45 minutes from his grandchildren and his beloved Texas A&M.

"In order to find The One, you must become The One." Dr. Alex Schiller doles out hilarious yet profoundly wise dating advice in her new sex and dating manual, which will transform you into an Exceptional Individual capable of seducing everyone you meet."My name is Dr. Alex Schiller and I Never Sleep Alone. Unless I want to. Man or woman, rich or poor, teenage or elderly--NSA will transform YOU into The One that everyone wants..." For the past three years in New York City, Dr. Alex (not a real doctor) has been performing her hit comedy and dating show "Never Sleep Alone" to sold out audiences, helping thousands of people from all over the world transform themselves and fulfill their sociosexual desires. Now, with her signature blend of outrageous humor and profound wisdom, the celebrated guru has created an interactive sex and dating guide that takes you on a fantastic journey of exciting new adventures, self-discovery, and transformation. With her nine NSA Principles, her compulsively quotable NSA Truths, and her interactive NSA Challenges, Dr. Alex inspires us all to laugh at ourselves, to make real human connections, and, most importantly, to Never Sleep Alone. Unless we want to.

Things are way to serious these days time to relax and read (and drink beer) Its not Political, Religous or even Politically correct. Just plain funny, light hearted look at a lifetime of rural America. I havent read two books in my life (from cover to cover) nor do I get on the internet. (dont even know how) This book is real stories from rural America, Author's Disclaimer: While you may lose weight reading this book (by laughing your rear end off) it is not a proven weight loss book.Thank you, Kevin---- This book is defiantly full of it and I loved it. I am still laughing--- Neil Hohenbrink(rep for Alliance product group)I have seen Kevin in action, these stories are true and very funny even strange, somewhat warped, little bazaar but well worth reading--- Rick Riggs(hazardous material mover, Linde Corp. Murray Hill, NJ)Kevin brings out great humor between city and rural life and I have seen him on stage in his comedy act he is a country hick.--- Lynn Oldham(A real rural American farmer, Rural USA)Don't forget to take the Cheap Country Hick (C.C.H.) test at the end of the book (email me the results)

If you think sex is serious, solemn, and never ever to be taken lightly, put the book down now and back away slowly. You may want to wash. "Giggling Into the Pillow" is crammed full of hilarious essays and stories with the funniest take on sex since Paul of Tarsus. Inside you'll find absurd erotica, quizzes, parodies, tips on silly sex, and the vital reason why you should stop saying things suck.