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In his second book Grigsby has amassed a delightful collection of
humorous short stories that takes us back through our youthful days
of innocent pranks and rollicking fun with friends and
acquaintances.
Have you received an invitation to your 40th High School Class Reunion? If not, it is probably in the mail. There are 78.2 million Baby Boomers in America as of July 1, 2005. If you are one of them and even if you are not, you will enjoy these hilarious quips about growing older and special memories of Baby Boomers.
This book is proof that most people don't know how to act in public. If you have ever worked in the food service industry you will indentify with most or all of these stories . If you have not worked in the food service industry then you might realize that the moron I am writing about is actually you . These are all real stories and they will sound familiar to both groups of people.
This book is an attempt by a new American author of Scottish-Irish ancestry to recount part of the history of his family of McKenzies, which touches eight generations.
Stephen Guy Hardin's Commies on Parade is the follow-up to If Being a Conservative Were Easy, There Wouldn't Be Any Liberals. Commies On Parade is a collection of satirical, yet honest reflections on the political mating habits of the American Left, as well as reflecting on the overall state of American politics.
Carroll Marr is married to Tanya Fair Marr of Natchitoches, Louisiana, and they have three grown sons: Michael Marr and his wife Tressa, Daniel Marr and his wife Christina, and John Marr.Dr. Marr has served as the pastor of the Southcliff Baptist Church in Fort Worth, Texas since 1998. He was born in Arkansas, but grew up in Louisiana. Dr. Marr received his Bachelor's degree from Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, Louisiana, his Masters of Divinity from Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary in Fort Worth, Texas, and his Doctor of Ministry degree from New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary in New Orleans, Louisiana.Dr. Marr loves a good story and loves to pass them along. He is often known to include stories of his life and the life of his family as he teaches the Bible.
Grassroots Clippings from Oklahoma Green Country is a collection of essays and political commentary in the form of editorial letters appearing in the Bartlesville Examiner-Enterprise over a period of 12 years. They chronicle the political events of the times, mainly the Clinton presidential years, as seen through the eyes of a diehard Democrat living in a Republican stronghold. Passionately partisan, they present a folk narrative of history for political "junkies."
More wit and humor from the author of "Over the Hill Without a Paddle: And Other Signs of Confusion in a New Millennium," This time he gives us his skewed take and observations on everything with titles from A to Z - except for nine letters in between that apparently aren't that funny - and including the numbers One, Two, Three, and the words First and Second. Check it out. Among the subjects that catch his fancy are wives, husbands, children, grandchildren, doctors, hornets, birds, ants, dogs, morticians and sex. He pitches shows to TV programmers, points out a shortcut to young men in the back seats of cars, and scrutinizes both Family Jewels and Amazon Undies. All of which - and more - go to prove that even someone who has inched his way over the hill and then rolled down the other side can still find plenty to look at if he just lands facing up.
Here again, I will be gracing another major subject with my irreproachable wisdom and my brain-flipping intelligence, in this 4,630 word book. I doubt that there is a single evolutionist who can match wits with me because I am a student of life and of nature. My own self-administered studies are far greater than those that can be offered by universities and schools (not to degrade the importance of them for most people) or by attaining educational degrees and credentials (also very important for the right people). I need none of these things personally because I have already attained an education on my own, that far exceeds those that would provide me an officially-recognized expertize on any of the subjects I address. No, it is rather my own students - those who follow my written dissertations and teachings, who supply me with the credentials of an expert. Now here we go, into those golden gates of my chapters, that will forever change your brain for the better. You will in fact become 'brain-flipped," so brace yourself and delve into my words of infallible wisdom I hereby grant you permission to proceed TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1 The Importance of Bananas and Monkeys Among Evolutionists CHAPTER 2 The Theory of Evolution Makes Money for Scientists CHAPTER 3 My Interview with Bigfoot ("I'm Not a Missing Link" He Says ) CHAPTER 4 If We're Animals We Shouldn't Have Morals In Conclusion **The History Behind these Comedy/Satire Books**: While my largest base of book titles are on health disorder subjects, I also have a significant number of business-related titles published, as well as many on Christian Bible theology. Before I began publishing in any of these serious genres, which I do feel are my most important ones, I tried my hand at comedy via online articles I wrote in years previous (I created a few short stories during this period as well). Having kept these comedy pieces I wrote, in saved files after taking them offline, I decided to revive them by publishing them in eBook and paperback form. I did have to tweak them and edit them a bit but I managed to give them all that Percy P. III flavor. Of course as real the writer of them (James M. Lowrance), I think they're pretty funny and relatives who I shared them with, confirmed this evaluation -- so I decided to offer them to the world. With them being so different from my serious subject books, I assigned a pen name to them as well, being "Percyvelle Pennington the Third." He seems more like the guy who wrote them, than I do. Percy is a snide type guy and he is arrogant; traits that I hopefully never display in real life He does make his points known in his memoirs but in strangely comical ways. A "cheerful heart is a good medicine" according to the Holy Bible, and "laughter is the best medicine" according to Reader's Digest. My thoughts were, that if I could take a few serious or controversial subjects via my compiled articles and create a little comedy from them that makes people smile or laugh, it would be something worth publishing. With the debates going on within these subjects, between people expressing the pros and cons of them, it is my hope that I can lighten the rhetoric a bit by injecting some humor into them. These booklets ARE NOT intended to offend anyone and if you'll notice, I make fun of everyone in them, via my alter writing personality -- Percy P. III. It is my hope that readers find the medicine of laughter and cheer within the pages of them, so that they can escape the stressors of life for just a little while
Think you have seen and heard it all? These true dating stories bring advice and humor that is relatable to all women who are single, fabulous, and looking for a new dating perspective with modern technology and the issues of social networking. Bill E. Beck has compiled stories over many years of heartbreak with unusual dates, awkward hook-ups, and the most outrageous situations. Wait, What? deals with college wit and lingo, Greek life, sex, social networking, and most importantly, lessons for successful dating. Bill E. Beck gets herself into some questionable situations that might have you reconsider what dating is all about.
Most of Shorty's time was spent galloping through fields and jumping fences. That was the only world he knew and he was quite content with it. Then a tragic accident happened, leaving him lame and scarred, which turned his world upside down. Abandoned, he was left outside, cold and hungry, feeling sad and lonely. He endured a heartbreaking and abusive life until it got to the point where he didn't want to continue this life he was living any more. It was at that point when a strange man came and rescued Shorty and took him to a home of a family with children who loved him and thought he was beautiful, regardless of his scars and lame leg. His life would now be filled with all kinds of friends, of love, laughter, sadness and tears. This is the story about Shorty's life on the farm. |
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