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A captivating, carefully woven tale of village eccentricities -
related with hilarious, near-the-knuckle innuendo. Yet this
fictional story may take you to a place that is recognisable. A
most intriguing and unusually well-crafted piece of work that at
times will reduce you to tears of joy.
A first person account of the memoirs of an adult centering around
visits to his grandmothers house as a child. The location is a
small mining town in western Pennsylvania in the mid to late
1950's. Life lessons are learned, bumps bruises and injuries are
acquired, personalities are forged, and the boundries between right
and wrong are established.
You don't feel well, so you call your doctor and get put on
hold. The first available appointment is in three weeks. They ask
about insurance. You tell them, "HMO." It is now four weeks. You
quickly say, "PPO." It's back to three weeks. You plead and then
yell. They say next week, angrily. You are now afraid they will
mark your file and give you expired drugs made for rabid cows. You
mention lawsuit. They'll squeeze you in tomorrow. You arrive
fifteen minutes early, wait three hours, and see the doctor for two
minutes. The prescription drug you get keeps you in the bathroom.
Your insurance refuses to pay. Collectors call. You now have high
blood pressure, so you call your doctor. You're put on hold. The
first available appointment is in three weeks.
Hassles like these are inherent in the idiocy, incompetence, and
illogical nature of America's health-care system. Author Bruce
Abrahams is not a doctor; instead, he's a person with so many
medical conditions that his medical alert bracelet simply states,
"Never mind." As a perennial patient, Abrahams shares embarrassing
anecdotes and provides valuable tips in dealing with health-care
difficulties for both healthy and "health-challenged"
individuals.
While carefully dissecting common difficulties using humor,
Abrahams explores how to take charge of your health care.
"Prescription for Laughter" offers practical advice from a
patient's perspective that will keep you laughing as you
successfully navigate a complicated health-care system.
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish is the fourth installment in
Douglas Adams' bestselling cult classic, the Hitchhiker's Guide to
the Galaxy 'trilogy'. This edition includes exclusive bonus
material from the Douglas Adams archives, and an introduction by
Neil Gaiman. There is a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning
how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. It's not an easy
thing to do and Arthur Dent thinks he's the only human who's been
able to master this nifty little trick - until he meets Fenchurch,
the girl of his dreams. Fenchurch knows how the world could be made
a good and happy place. Unfortunately, she's forgotten. Convinced
that the secret lies within God's Final Message to His Creation
they go in search of it. And, in a dramatic break with tradition,
actually find it . . . Follow Arthur Dent's galactic
(mis)adventures in the last of the 'trilogy of five', Mostly
Harmless.
After nearly a decade of dutifully climbing the corporate ladder to
become a partner in a headhunting firm, Lucy Leonelli was feeling
restless in a life that was seemingly mapped out for her, and she
could not shake the sense that she was missing out on something...
something out there. Realising that the answer was right in front
of her - in a country so full of clandestine communities and
colourful, eccentric characters - Lucy made the daring decision to
hit the pause button on her career and hang up her suit in favour
of a year exploring twenty-six wildly different subcultures. Over
the next twelve months, she lived with battle re-enactors, circus
performers, hill baggers, Morris dancers, naturists, trainspotters,
yogis, zeitgeist political activists and more, experiencing
first-hand their social rituals and customs in the hope that,
somewhere along the way, she might just uncover the most authentic
version of herself. A Year in the Life charts Lucy's adventure as
she sang naked karaoke with naturists, jumped from one very high
place to another with parkour daredevils, partied in tight latex
with self-proclaimed vampires and fought the undead in an epic LARP
battle. It tells of the importance of community in an increasingly
isolating society; of the unquenchable human thirst for a sense of
belonging; of how misguided our own prejudices can be; and of how
when we open the door to others, we might just learn something
about ourselves.
Viet Nam, the hippie movement, Roe v. Wade, inflation, OPEC crisis,
Watergate...the perceived loss of America's innocence provides the
national stage for Into the Second Springtime. Meet Wesley
Gallagher, a precocious young man who is prone to making mischief
and scheming shenanigans. You'll laugh at Wesley's perceptions of
the world and fall in love with the strong and steady influences in
his life. With stormy issues facing the nation, you'll cheer at the
bright beacons of light guiding Wesley, quietly instilling values
that create a healthy and substantial anchor in this tender
coming-of-age novel. Written with unpretentious messages of
charity, forgiveness, hope, humor, love and respect, you will cheer
Hurrah! for America again.
No, they weren't 'just friends'! Queer women have been written out
of history since, well, forever. 'But historians famously care
about women!', said no one. From Anne Bonny and Mary Read who
sailed the seas together disguised as pirates, to US football
captain Megan Rapinoe declaring 'You can't win a championship
without gays on your team', via countless literary salons and
tuxedos, A Short History of Queer Women sets the record straight on
women who have loved other women through the ages. Who says
lesbians can't be funny?
Mark Twain (or Samuel Clemens) intended for his autobiography to be
published long after he died. He felt that he couldn't be honest
about his experiences and contemporaries if he was worried about
the reaction of others. However, in 1906 he agreed to publish
selections from the autobiography in the North American Review,
from September 1906 through December 1907. The twenty-five
"Chapters from My Autobiography" have been brought together in this
book. At the beginning of each chapter is the following preface:
Prefatory Note -- Mr. Clemens began to write his autobiography many
years ago, and he continues to add to it day by day. It was his
original intention to permit no publication of his memoirs until
after his death; but, after leaving "Pier No. 70," he concluded
that a considerable portion might now suitably be given to the
public. It is that portion, garnered from the quarter-million of
words already written, which will appear in this Review during the
coming year. No part of the autobiography will be published in book
form during the lifetime of the author. -- Editor N. A.
R.Eventually the full 'Autobiography of Mark Twain' was published
after his death. It is more a lengthy set of anecdotes and
ruminations than a traditional autobiography, published in four
volumes and comprises some half a million words.
Marty is a Professional Bus / Shuttle Driver and has been driving
for many years. His occupation is one that puts him up front and
personal with a special sector of our society; Bus Passengers. Over
the years he has accumulated an assortment of short stories while
driving a city transit bus; he wishes to share these stories with
you. Many of these stories are serious while others are mind
boggling, hilarious or just make you say, "Oh my gosh; what were
they thinking." He has written this book using the following
parameters: there are no swear words in this book (He doesn't need
to use profanity to get his point across); he does not identify any
ethnic backgrounds of the people in his stories (Marty wants people
to view people without prejudice and bias) and lastly he was honest
and told the truth to the best of his ability (By doing this he has
found out that people don't like the truth and will go to extremes
to avoid it.) Marty's' writings are unique because he writes like
he talks. He does this so that he can relate to anybody who has
ever told a story. The stories that he tells are inspirational,
motivational and humorous. He has become a Master Story Teller and
shares his stories with all who will listen. So get on board; Put
your fare in the box; Grab a seat and be prepared for the ride of
your life "HEY, I'M MARTY. I DRIVE THE BUS " BOOK I is currently
being sold worldwide.
Ripley's Believe It or Not! 2022 is sure to amaze and astound
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