"The Can't See 'Em Museum" became a #1 International Best Seller within days of its publication. It's about "a strange small museum, not too far away, with many odd creatures, or so they say. But you can't see these creatures because they're so small. You can't hear them or smell them or sense them at all. Yes, all these weird creatures are less than one nothing tall. Especially in Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall. If you ever go to this museum with me, these are a few of the things we won't see..." After this intriguing preface, readers are introduced to dozens of fantastic creatures, such as a hippopotamusaurus on a hippopotamusaurus skateboard and a herd of purple gigglesnorts laughing on a gourd. A bunch of bumpy pickle birds flying all around and a family of fuzzy whipplewiggs living underground. A pair of bright red giraffeweasels sitting on their couch and a goldwinged mama kangaroo bug with a young one in her pouch. With lots of colorful drawings, fun rhymes and fantastical creatures, this book will engage your child's imagination, delight his or her eyes and tickle their funny bones each time you share the book together. Steve Hodge's other #1 Bestselling rhyming picture books have entertained countless thousands of children all around the world. "The Can't See 'Em Museum" is destined to become another favorite of children, parents and grandparents everywhere for generations to come.

HORRIBLE HISTORIES GRUESOME GUIDES: DUBLIN takes his readers on a gore-tastic tour of the streets of Dublin, exposing all of its most scurrilous secrets. Tourists can plot their path to the past - picnic with pirates at St Stephen's Green, creep around the cruel cathedrals and then head to dreadful Dublin castle. Torture, traitors and cut-throat Irish chieftains, it's a trip no Horrible Histories fan will want to miss!

When Bees Flew in for Breakfast is a collection of forty original poems written specifically for the 11-16 age group. The poems cover a wide range of themes, from nonsense humour to Gothic horror to logical puzzles to the Natural World. The poems are playful, surprising, thought-provoking and intriguing. This is a book that young people will want to read.

This little girl loves to draw. The trouble is, no one can understand her scribbles. Is it a chicken gone berserk? Is it Frankenstein yawning? Oh, no she says, "It's a pretty ballerina with a little ocarina and her pet chiquita cheetah singing Auld Lang Syne." No one can figure that out until Gramma comes along. From the pen of G.C. McRae and the paintbox of acclaimed illustrator David Anderson comes another quirky rhyming tale, just perfect for bedtime.

What's a Velociraptor's favorite number? Eight (ate) Kids are fascinated by dinosaurs - what they looked like, what they ate, where they lived, how you pronounce their names, etc. Kids also love jokes, riddles, puns. Kids loved Delabarre Publishing's best-selling 101 Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes: T-Rex Ticklers and Raptor Riddles to Keep Your Kids Roaring With Laughter, and now kids have even more dinosaur jokes with 102 More Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes For Kids: Jokes That Will Have your Kids Roaring and Hissing With Laughter. What do you call a dentist who treats dinosaurs? Scared.

Two fanciful verses for the young, based on the photographs of Frank and Mary Brown. The first is the story of a lonely green heron, and what happens when he calls for some friends to come and play by the river. The second is set in Ireland, it's the tale of a magical blue horse and what might happen should you be lucky (or unlucky) enough to see her.

Whether it is a man with a lawn growing on his head or a story about a tooth fairy that goes broke paying for fallen teeth, this collection of children's poems will delight with its zany humor. The clever rhymes of author Damon M. Ellis in Lion Stew Humorous Children's Poems are paired with equally whimsical illustrations by Micah Chambers-Goldberg. Each poem stands on its own, revealing unique characters and crazy situations in the tradition of Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky. Children will love these playful poems filled with characters engaged in absurd activities and adventures. In "The Greatest Dive Never," a man never tires of bragging about a feat he will never actually perform: "Ladies and gentlemen gather and see the greatest dive ever in all history Spectacular tricks I will fearlessly dare, when I spring from the board fifty feet in the air. I'll do six stunning spins and five furious flips, two twisty turns and four dangerous dips...," writes Ellis. Other poems are equally fantastic, ranging from a girl who talked too much to a boy who swallowed his own head. Children will get a gross-out lesson from reading a poem about why you shouldn't squash bugs, and they will nod their heads at a little ditty that proclaims that teachers shouldn't give homework. Intended for children ages five and up, these poems will also please parents and teachers who will find that the funny book leaves youngsters giggling and snickering. Whether it is a monster who keeps people awake with his loud snoring rather than the ferocity of his roar or a visit from Miss Bo Peep who charges would-be sleepers for counting her sheep, nobody is quite who they seem to be in Ellis' humorous poems. Witty and whimsical, these rhyming stories are full of figurative language and silly stories that will draw children's rapt attention and devotion.