This hilarious poetry book features ridiculous rhymes and gut-busting gags that children can share with their friends, as well as quirky and highly-detailed illustrations. From the woes of a werwolf to the story of a toothless vampire, via some loopy limericks, to poems about disgusting school dinners and remote-controlled underpants, children will be laughing as they learn about the basics of verse and want to read them all again and again. KS1/2 E

WHAT WOULD YOU DO...if your child hands you their unfinished snack as they rush out the door?

In "If You Hand Your Mom a Rice Cake," one mom shows you exactly what she did-what not to do. Walk through the day with her as you show your child just what happens with that unwanted rice cake from breakfast to afterschool snack.

You'll be sure to go back for more

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

According to Shrek, ogres--like onions, have many layers. Well, so does this story.

Layer one is the frustrating mommy mode moment that morphed into Facebook comic relief. Yep, right there in the middle of social media cyber space, a children's book idea was born

Layer two is the story itself; a silly mommy misadventure with a rice cake. It's fun. It's whimsical. It's benign. And it took just a couple of months to put it all together.

Layer three is a little more complicated. It requires some backstory.

The back story...

My daughter often cried when I wasn't home as she got off the school bus. It made me reflect upon what I did during the day. I discovered that my priorities were off balance and I searched for a way make things right, to apologize. The middle of this story evolved into an explanation of what kept me so busy during my children's school day. It also shows my unyielding efforts to get home first.

After this book was finished (2011), it sat gathering dust while I had a showdown with my pride. That's when I realized that the explanations for my busyness were more excuse than anything else. Eventually, I cut out the excess by quitting my part-time job and finishing graduate school once and for all.

Finally, after another year of experimenting, journaling and praying; the decision to homeschool resurfaced (the first surface is another story). This became the completion of one evolution...and start of another layer.

Long story short, there is a cyclical affect a parent's actions have on both self and child. When I peeled back my layers of parental consciousness, I found leaks in the foundation. I also found an evolutionary next step toward authenticity...which revealed more leaks, which...well, you get the picture

A question for you...Ever had a "rice cake moment" inspire your parental evolution?

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Children love to laugh.

Children will enjoy and have great fun telling their friends these jokes over and over again.

This entertaining book will give your children hours of happiness and pleasure.

HORRIBLE HISTORIES GRUESOME GUIDES: DUBLIN takes his readers on a gore-tastic tour of the streets of Dublin, exposing all of its most scurrilous secrets. Tourists can plot their path to the past - picnic with pirates at St Stephen's Green, creep around the cruel cathedrals and then head to dreadful Dublin castle. Torture, traitors and cut-throat Irish chieftains, it's a trip no Horrible Histories fan will want to miss!

Get into the mind of a boy who cannot stay out of trouble. Travel with him as he is suspended and expelled from each school he attends for being the class clown. "He is the worst kid in the family," his family says. "He is the worst student I have ever had," his teachers said. See how being a class clown affected his life but strengthened his future. He is the leader of the school. If you mess with his family, he gets you beat down. If you mess with him, you might end up staying down. If you are a teacher who doesn't like him, he will make teaching horrible for you and embarrass you in front of all of the students. This funny story not only keeps you laughing and on the edge of your seats, but it also inspires you. He shows you the changes he had to make to become a better person. He was a class clown, but he has made a full change since then..