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If You Hand Your Mom a Rice Cake - (based on a true story) (Paperback): Melissa Bailey If You Hand Your Mom a Rice Cake - (based on a true story) (Paperback)
Melissa Bailey; Rah M Gist
R357 Discovery Miles 3 570 Ships in 18 - 22 working days

WHAT WOULD YOU DO...if your child hands you their unfinished snack as they rush out the door?

In "If You Hand Your Mom a Rice Cake," one mom shows you exactly what she did-what not to do. Walk through the day with her as you show your child just what happens with that unwanted rice cake from breakfast to afterschool snack.

You'll be sure to go back for more

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

According to Shrek, ogres--like onions, have many layers. Well, so does this story.

Layer one is the frustrating mommy mode moment that morphed into Facebook comic relief. Yep, right there in the middle of social media cyber space, a children's book idea was born

Layer two is the story itself; a silly mommy misadventure with a rice cake. It's fun. It's whimsical. It's benign. And it took just a couple of months to put it all together.

Layer three is a little more complicated. It requires some backstory.

The back story...

My daughter often cried when I wasn't home as she got off the school bus. It made me reflect upon what I did during the day. I discovered that my priorities were off balance and I searched for a way make things right, to apologize. The middle of this story evolved into an explanation of what kept me so busy during my children's school day. It also shows my unyielding efforts to get home first.

After this book was finished (2011), it sat gathering dust while I had a showdown with my pride. That's when I realized that the explanations for my busyness were more excuse than anything else. Eventually, I cut out the excess by quitting my part-time job and finishing graduate school once and for all.

Finally, after another year of experimenting, journaling and praying; the decision to homeschool resurfaced (the first surface is another story). This became the completion of one evolution...and start of another layer.

Long story short, there is a cyclical affect a parent's actions have on both self and child. When I peeled back my layers of parental consciousness, I found leaks in the foundation. I also found an evolutionary next step toward authenticity...which revealed more leaks, which...well, you get the picture

A question for you...Ever had a "rice cake moment" inspire your parental evolution?

Find the "Rice Cake Book" on Facebook (https: //www.facebook.com/ricecakebook) and share your thoughts Thank you for supporting our evolution by buying this book

The I Hate to Read Book (Paperback): Jimmy Huston The I Hate to Read Book (Paperback)
Jimmy Huston
R182 R170 Discovery Miles 1 700 Save R12 (7%) Ships in 18 - 22 working days
I Peed In Your Stocking (Paperback): Gross Facts I Peed In Your Stocking (Paperback)
Gross Facts
R221 Discovery Miles 2 210 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Where Words Are Muddled - Poems and Illustrations by Sophie Dube (Paperback): Sophie Dube Where Words Are Muddled - Poems and Illustrations by Sophie Dube (Paperback)
Sophie Dube; Illustrated by Sophie Dube
R215 R204 Discovery Miles 2 040 Save R11 (5%) Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Children Love To Tell Jokes (Paperback): Bernard Levine Children Love To Tell Jokes (Paperback)
Bernard Levine
R295 Discovery Miles 2 950 Ships in 18 - 22 working days

Children love to laugh.

Children will enjoy and have great fun telling their friends these jokes over and over again.

This entertaining book will give your children hours of happiness and pleasure.

The Bumper Book of Children's Poetry - Picture/ Poetry Book (Paperback): J M Dunkley The Bumper Book of Children's Poetry - Picture/ Poetry Book (Paperback)
J M Dunkley; Julie Dunkley
R450 Discovery Miles 4 500 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Jokes for Kids! - Loads of Laughs for Older Children (Paperback): Hugh Morrison Jokes for Kids! - Loads of Laughs for Older Children (Paperback)
Hugh Morrison
R192 Discovery Miles 1 920 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Where Are You? - An Iz and Norb Children's Book (Hardcover): Jonathan Sundy Where Are You? - An Iz and Norb Children's Book (Hardcover)
Jonathan Sundy; Illustrated by Jonathan Sundy
R553 Discovery Miles 5 530 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Children's Limericks From A to Z (Paperback): Chris Longfellow Children's Limericks From A to Z (Paperback)
Chris Longfellow; Illustrated by Jay Longfellow
R316 Discovery Miles 3 160 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Solving Riddles - Puzzle Book 9-12 (Paperback): Jupiter Kids Solving Riddles - Puzzle Book 9-12 (Paperback)
Jupiter Kids
R347 R320 Discovery Miles 3 200 Save R27 (8%) Ships in 18 - 22 working days
April Fool's Fun (Paperback): Mary Hirsch April Fool's Fun (Paperback)
Mary Hirsch
R241 Discovery Miles 2 410 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
A Book of Foolishness for Kids - Things to think about when you don't have anything better to do (Paperback): Mary Helen... A Book of Foolishness for Kids - Things to think about when you don't have anything better to do (Paperback)
Mary Helen Coffeen; Illustrated by Niria N Diaz; James a Coffeen
R176 Discovery Miles 1 760 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Class Clown - Three Strikes But Not Out (Paperback): Ja'mal D. Green Class Clown - Three Strikes But Not Out (Paperback)
Ja'mal D. Green
R290 Discovery Miles 2 900 Ships in 18 - 22 working days

Get into the mind of a boy who cannot stay out of trouble. Travel with him as he is suspended and expelled from each school he attends for being the class clown. "He is the worst kid in the family," his family says. "He is the worst student I have ever had," his teachers said. See how being a class clown affected his life but strengthened his future. He is the leader of the school. If you mess with his family, he gets you beat down. If you mess with him, you might end up staying down. If you are a teacher who doesn't like him, he will make teaching horrible for you and embarrass you in front of all of the students. This funny story not only keeps you laughing and on the edge of your seats, but it also inspires you. He shows you the changes he had to make to become a better person. He was a class clown, but he has made a full change since then..

I Thought He Would Be In Jail (Paperback): Steve Taylor I Thought He Would Be In Jail (Paperback)
Steve Taylor
R381 Discovery Miles 3 810 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Grandma's Chicken Soup - My Favorite Nonsense Verse & Limericks (Paperback): Ninki Mallet Grandma's Chicken Soup - My Favorite Nonsense Verse & Limericks (Paperback)
Ninki Mallet
R343 Discovery Miles 3 430 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Happy Halloween! - 31 Poems in Celebration of Autumn (Paperback): Stacy R. Baggett Happy Halloween! - 31 Poems in Celebration of Autumn (Paperback)
Stacy R. Baggett
R287 Discovery Miles 2 870 Ships in 18 - 22 working days

Get ready for Halloween with this fun collection of children's poetry. Your child will be enthralled by an assortment of rhyming tales including those of witches flying on their broomsticks, jack-o-lanterns glowing in the night, vampires, werewolves, and other monsters lurking in the shadows, leaves changing colors as the season changes, dressing up and trick-or-treating, indulging in delicious sweets, haunted houses, and eerie things that go bump in the night. Complete with full-color illustrations by the author, "Happy Halloween " is a spooktacular read for children and adults of all ages.

A Pompey Person's Guide to Everything Great About Southampton (Paperback): Jon O'Pompi A Pompey Person's Guide to Everything Great About Southampton (Paperback)
Jon O'Pompi
R307 Discovery Miles 3 070 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Silly Jokes for Silly Kids (Paperback): Silly Willy Silly Jokes for Silly Kids (Paperback)
Silly Willy
R184 Discovery Miles 1 840 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Zee, The Stripeless Zebra (Paperback): Tana Bevan, Robin J. Smith Zee, The Stripeless Zebra (Paperback)
Tana Bevan, Robin J. Smith
R311 Discovery Miles 3 110 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Monsters Paint Just 4 Haiku (Paperback): Creartive Writers Monsters Paint Just 4 Haiku (Paperback)
Creartive Writers; Broadfording 2016-2017 Primary Students
R462 Discovery Miles 4 620 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
151+ Knock Knock Jokes - Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Paperback): Lol Funny Jokes Club 151+ Knock Knock Jokes - Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Paperback)
Lol Funny Jokes Club
R174 Discovery Miles 1 740 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Gut Busting Jokes for Kids (Paperback): Harriet Shaw Gut Busting Jokes for Kids (Paperback)
Harriet Shaw
R215 Discovery Miles 2 150 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
The Can't See 'Em Museum - A Silly Rhyming Picture Book for Kids Who Like to Giggle (Paperback): Steve Hodge The Can't See 'Em Museum - A Silly Rhyming Picture Book for Kids Who Like to Giggle (Paperback)
Steve Hodge
R225 Discovery Miles 2 250 Ships in 18 - 22 working days

"The Can't See 'Em Museum" became a #1 International Best Seller within days of its publication. It's about "a strange small museum, not too far away, with many odd creatures, or so they say. But you can't see these creatures because they're so small. You can't hear them or smell them or sense them at all. Yes, all these weird creatures are less than one nothing tall. Especially in Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall. If you ever go to this museum with me, these are a few of the things we won't see..." After this intriguing preface, readers are introduced to dozens of fantastic creatures, such as a hippopotamusaurus on a hippopotamusaurus skateboard and a herd of purple gigglesnorts laughing on a gourd. A bunch of bumpy pickle birds flying all around and a family of fuzzy whipplewiggs living underground. A pair of bright red giraffeweasels sitting on their couch and a goldwinged mama kangaroo bug with a young one in her pouch. With lots of colorful drawings, fun rhymes and fantastical creatures, this book will engage your child's imagination, delight his or her eyes and tickle their funny bones each time you share the book together. Steve Hodge's other #1 Bestselling rhyming picture books have entertained countless thousands of children all around the world. "The Can't See 'Em Museum" is destined to become another favorite of children, parents and grandparents everywhere for generations to come.

Holler for a Dollar (Hardcover): Jeremy a Frazier Holler for a Dollar (Hardcover)
Jeremy a Frazier
R511 R481 Discovery Miles 4 810 Save R30 (6%) Ships in 18 - 22 working days
Knock Knock! - Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Paperback): Jimmy Giggles Knock Knock! - Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Paperback)
Jimmy Giggles
R198 Discovery Miles 1 980 Ships in 18 - 22 working days
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