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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing
giggles in time for the holidays! Get your little ones ready for
Christmas with this beautifully illustrated, hilariously funny
lift-the-flap joke book. A great activity book for little ones,
including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from
school. Rob Elliott's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold
more than 5 million copies. Now his fun-for-the-whole-family
collection has been perfectly adapted for the youngest readers.
Lift more than a dozen fun-shaped flaps to reveal jolly jokes and
puns that keep your family merry all winter long! This
bargain-priced paperback includes 13 Christmas jokes hand-selected
for the youngest of comedians and illustrated in vibrant full color
by Anna Chernyshova. Lift the flaps, find the punchlines, and never
stop laughing! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes
that are hugely popular with kids. As Brightly noted in a
recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics,
and even a few that you probably haven't heard yet, which is a
kindness for parents everywhere."
For fans of our best-selling joke book series comes a new volume
chock-full of amazing facts about everything from food to travel to
science to history - all in a fun, easy-to-read format with
hand-drawn original illustations! Kids will love to impress their
friends with their cool knowledge, and parents will be happy their
kids are learning something. For example: There are exactly 206
bones in your body. (We counted.) More than half of those are in
your hands, toes, fingers, and feet. Think how cold you are when
you forget your winter coat. Now consider how cold you'd be without
your skin. Your skin weighs the same as four heavy winter coats.
Three charming stories about a young girl who lives in a flat in
Lagos with her sister, Moji, who is very clever; her brother, Dapo,
who is very fast; and Grandmummy, who is very bossy. Too Small Tola
is just the right size to fit under the bed and rescue Grandmummy's
most prized possession when it goes missing. Her abilities in maths
prove to be very helpful when Grandmummy becomes ill. In the title
story, though Grandmummy can't afford to buy Tola new clothes, Tola
turns out to be just as fine as the three fine girls she so greatly
admires. A book full of heart and humour by multi-award-winning
author and storyteller Atinuke, with artwork by Onyinye Iwu, a
fabulous new talent in children's illustration.
This fantastic title from Paul Ian Cross, the writer of How to
Vanquish a Virus, takes the reader on a whirlwind tour of
everything that's disgusting, unusual and amazing about the human
body. Find out everything about poo, pus and bogies, while learning
a whole lot about how our bodies work hard in hundreds of
fascinating ways to keep us alive. With tons of hilarious and
informative illustrations, it includes lashings of Paul Ian Cross's
trademark laugh-out-loud humour, in-depth knowledge and infectious
optimism. It's the perfect funny, accessible way to discover
everything you've ever wanted to know about the human body, but
were too grossed-out to ask!
When a bus driver takes a break from his route, a very unlikely volunteer springs up to take his place —- a pigeon! But you’ve never met one like this before. As he pleads, wheedles, and begs his way through the book, children will love being able to answer back and decide his fate. In his hilarious picture book debut, popular cartoonist Mo Willems perfectly captures a preschooler’s temper tantrum.
Mo Willems is a six-time Emmy Award–winning writer and animator for Sesame Street and the creator of Cartoon Network’s Sheep in the Big City. He lives with his family in Brooklyn, New York.
The most highly-illustrated joke book available, this bumper treat is
packed with over 500 side-splitting jokes for kids.
Why did the music teacher carry a ladder around with him?
To reach the high notes.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his father was a wafer so long.
I'm giving away a parachute.
. No strings attached.
My dad got me a dictionary for my birthday.
. I still couldn't find the words to thank him.
Packed with gigglesome gags, witty one-liners and classic knock knocks
to use on friends and family, this book is guaranteed to have readers
and listeners in fits of laughter. Each joke is accompanied by a lively
and humorous illustration, taking entertainment to the next level. Easy
to read and full of endless fun, this is the perfect companion for
young jokers.
This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages.
Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations,
The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for
hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What
do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday
party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of
shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
HORRIBLE SCIENCE: DANGEROUS DISEASES coughs up all the disgusting
details of the squelchiest sicknesses that mankind has suffered
through. From the cruel common cold to shocking smallpox, see what
happens when your body is attacked by germs! Find out which brave
nurse drank diarrhoea, which scientist used eyeballs as food for
bacteria, why deadly cholera makes your skin turn blue and how
munching maggots can cure flesh diseases! With sickening sick
notes, dreadful disease facts, and lots of vicious viruses to make
you vomit, it'll leave you bursting with the knowledge of dangerous
diseases! This reloaded edition also includes a chapter on the
coronavirus crisis. Redesigned in a bold, funky new look for the
next generation of HORRIBLE SCIENCE fans.
Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need!
Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED - this IS NOT a normal book.You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between.
This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things.
WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.
Tons of tricky tongue twisters will have kids laughing over and
over again in this companion to Laugh Attack and Knock Knock! This
hilarious humour collection contains over 1,000 kid-friendly tongue
twisters, riddles, and cartoons, covering a variety of topics. With
funny phrases about animals, school, travel, and more, kids will
amuse themselves-and their friends and family-with this ultimate
tongue twister collection.
An irresistible picture book about a very cheeky baby bunny! When
baby bunny, Letty, discovers that her mummy is the real-life Easter
Bunny, she follows her, secretly, through the forest as she hides
her special deliveries. But seeing all the choccylicious Easter
eggs is much too tempting. Letty nibbles one here and there . . .
and soon, the eggs are gone! Will mummy have enough eggs left for
Letty's forest friends? A joyous - and very cheeky - Easter rhyming
romp!
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Stormy Weather
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Anita Ganeri; Illustrated by Mike Phillips
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CELEBRATING 20 YEARS OF HORRIBLE GEOGRAPHY! Ever wondered where in
the world tornadoes rip houses from the ground? Or frozen turtles
fall from the sky? Get all the answers and more in this book, where
the weather makes the rules. Filled with hilarious illustrations by
Mike Phillips, HORRIBLE GEOGRAPHY is the perfect escapism from
miserable maps, rotten rock piles and dire diagrams. Hold tight!
Looking for something to keep your kids busy over the holidays and
make the season merrier? Filled with over 250 hilarious
kid-friendly jokes as well as tongue-twisters and riddles, Lots of
Christmas Jokes for Kids will entertain children six and up and
make the whole family laugh out loud. This holiday collection of
jokes is perfect for: Stocking stuffers and classroom gift
exchanges Holiday road trips and family get-togethers Christmas
gifts to grandchildren, nieces and nephews, and young comedians in
training In addition, Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids: Has lots of
family-friendly jokes and clean humor Contains a wide variety of
joke styles Includes fun illustrations Is great for readers of all
ages Q: Why is it always cold at Christmastime? A: Because
Christmas is in Decembrrrr. Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to
cats? A: Santa Claws!
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