A poetic exploration of the hippos, leopards, chimpanzees, and other animals found in the jungle.

The class homework assignment is to write a story, and everyone seems to be writing about something interesting...except Arthur. Francine's story is funny, so Arthur adds some humour. Buster writes science fiction, so Arthur decides his story should take place on the moon. The Brain says research is important, so Arthur heads to the library. But by the time he's finished, Arthur's story is a mess! Arthur learns that maybe it's best to write about something that he cares about - like his dog, Pal!

The fourth book in the Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place-the acclaimed and hilarious Victorian mystery series by Maryrose Wood, perfect for fans of Lemony Snicket and Trenton Lee Stewart-has a brand-new look. Turning sixteen is a bittersweet occasion for Miss Penelope Lumley. Luckily, an invitation to speak at the annual Celebrate Alumnae Knowledge Exposition (or CAKE) at the Swanburne Academy for Poor Bright Females provides just the diversion Penelope needs. Optoomuchstic as ever, Penelope hopes to give her CAKE talk, see some old friends, and show off the Incorrigible children to Miss Mortimer, but instead she finds her beloved school in an uproar. And when Penelope is asked by the Swanburne Academy board of trustees to demonstrate the academic progress of her three wolfish students so they can judge the true worth of a Swanburne education, the future of her alma mater-and of her job as governess to the Incorrigibles-hangs in the balance.

This delightful collection of poems includes fun rhymes about the creatures who live in and around the ocean. Children are sure to delight in the snappy poems about whales, walruses, penguins, polar bears, stingrays, and sharks. Full color.

Keep the giggles going with the third book in the Laugh Out Loud series, Laugh Out Loud I Ruff Jokes. A family-friendly meme joke book, Laugh Out Loud I Ruff Jokes pairs hilarious animal photographs with irreverent, goofy memes that will give kids and parents laughing fits. Filled with snooty cats, laughing llamas, and silly critters who really know how to monkey around, I Ruff Jokes is a totally wacky way to get big laughs. Warning: Side-effects may include giggles, guffaws, chuckles, snorts, chortles, and possible milk-through-the-nose laughter.

Squeaky Clean Knock Knock Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone "This is a book with a purpose and that purpose is fun! Filled with spontaneous explosions of laughter..." Mark Squirek, New York Journal of Books Wholesome joke book for Kids. From Craig Yoe, former Creative Director, Vice President, and General Manager of Jim Henson's Muppets and former Creative Director at Nickelodeon and Disney comes a series of wholesome joke books for kids of all ages. Squeaky Clean Super Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kidz is the second of the series and you'll want to own them all! Laugh-out-loud (LOL) funny jokes. Craig, a retired pastor, believes there is nothing better in life than making kids laugh and feel happy. He's been collecting jokes for years, and now is releasing his hand-picked jokes in the "Squeaky Clean" series; packed with wholesome, edifying, LOL funny jokes to encourage reading and entertain kids for hours. A career devoted to making kids happy. Yoe is the winner of an Eisner Award (the comics industry's equivalent of the Academy Awards) and a Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators. He is an author, editor, art director, graphic designer, cartoonist and comics historian. Publisher Weekly says he's the "archivist of the ridiculous and the sublime" and calls his work "brilliant." Library Journal calls him "a comics guru". Jim Henson once said that "Craig brings with him his valuable creativity and enthusiasm." Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame quipped, "I keep buying books from Yoe Books as gifts, then keeping them for myself!" Perfect gift for kids (and parents and grandparents). If you and your kids enjoyed Craig Yoe's first book in this series, Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz, or other books such as Silly Jokes for Silly Kids or Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids; you'll love Craig Yoe's second Squeaky Clean joke book. No boogers, ghosts, witches, scary monsters, insults or put-downs all giggle-filled good clean fun for young and old.

An inventive twist on a classic rhyme tells what happens after a shopper goes "to market, to market, to buy a fat pig". Back home the pig promptly escapes and soon he's in the kitchen, the lamb's on the bed, the cow is on the couch--and the rest of the animals are wreaking havoc throughout the house. Full-color illustrations.

Rock ?n? Roll Mad Libs features 21 hilarious stories about music? including a Mad Libs fan letter, an interview with a famous rock star, and much more. Perfect for anyone who loves Guitar Hero, Mad Libs is guaranteed to make you laugh your __________________ PLURAL NOUN] off

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won’t be able to tell which witch is which

What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?

You can’t fool me, I can see right through you

These and many more howlers will make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).

Dear Nose-Pickers, are you well? Good. Then come closer. For I'm about to tell you a right slimer of a tale ... In it, there's a bogey monster, two best friends, four daredevil slugs, a neighbour so wicked she'll give you the willy-willy-woo-woos and a castle with secret chambers. Will it end happily? No ... Yes ... Sorry, I don't know! You'd better ask the cabaret-singing spider ... A fantastic slimer of a tale by the hilarious Anna Brooke Laugh-out-loud funny - Frankenstein meets bogeys! Perfect for fans of Who Let the Gods Out?, Mr Gum and Charlie Changes into a Chicken

The long and complicated story of ancient Rome is told as never before - without being long or complicated! 10 comic-strip capers deliver the dreadful details from that terrible and tyrannical era. Readers are taken on a blood soaked tour from Romulus and Remus to Caligula and Cassius.

Aye, mateys, it's the Mad Libs you?ve all been waiting for?"Pirates Mad Libs." With 21 stories on how to talk and act like a pirate, pirate history, and even how to throw a pirate party, "Pirates Mad Libs" will have everyone singing, ?Yo-ho, yo-ho, a/an 's life for me!?

Part of Nosy Crow's list of publishing in collaboration with the British Museum, developed in consultation with some of the world's leading experts on Viking history. A kid's life as a Viking might sound like fun, what with all those cool battles and awesome longships, but actually life for kids could be pretty hard. In this hilarious book, children will learn just how tough life really was, from spending years on a raid and sharing your bedroom with farm animals to being poked full of holes . . . and even eating extremely watery porridge. Probably the first book about Viking times to feature children walking polar bears and rubber ducks, this is a must read for kids with a passion for horrible history! Brought to life with rich, humorous illustrations by super-talented Marisa Morea. Other titles in the series include: Ancient Egypt, Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, Aztec Age, Prehistoric Times, and Medieval Castle.

Bekostigbare grappieboeke vir ure se skaterlagpret!

Kom lag jou slap vir die lawwe grappies in hierdie fantastiese nuwe reeks grapboeke vir kinders! Elke boek bevat ’n volle 101 grappe waarmee jy jou maats kan laat lê van die lag. Daar is klop-klop-grappe, grappe oor olifante, erdvarke, koeie en ander snaakse diere, skaterlag-skoolgrappe en ’n hele klomp grappe wat sommer net heeltemal verspot is!

Wat is geel en rond en jaag bo-oor ’n rooi lig?

’n Suurlemoen sonder brieke

Wat is die beste manier om ’n apie te vang?

Klim in ’n boom en maak ’n geluid soos ’n piesang.

Wat kan erdvarke kry wat geen ander dier op aarde kan kry nie?

Baba-erdvarkies

Wat is geel en het vier wiele?

’n Piesang. Jammer, ek het gejok oor die wiele.

Klop-klop.

Wie’s daar?

’n Bazoeka.

’n Bazoeka wie?

’n Bazoeka uit die buitenste ruimte!

Daar is vier lekkerlag-titels in die reeks:

- 101 Diere-grappe

- 101 Klop-klop-grappe

- 101 Lawwe-grappe

- 101 Pouse-grappe

Illus. in full color. A collection of 24 silly verse tongue-twisters. "The usual Dr. Seuss fun shines through."--School Library Journal

Did you know that Muhammad Ali was so terrified of flying on planes he would bring a parachute? Or that he won the Presidential Medal of Freedom? Bet you didn't know that he had an official sweat-taster to determine how salty his sweat was after each match! Siblings Paige and Turner do-and they've collected some of the most unusual and surprising facts about the legendary boxer and civil rights activist, from his childhood and the spark of his boxing career to his time as heavyweight champion of the world. Narrated by the two spirited siblings and animated by Allison Steinfeld's upbeat illustrations, Muhammad Ali Was a Chicken! is an authoritative, accessible and one-of-a-kind biography infused with Dan Gutman's signature zany sense of humour.

Whether we're big or small, it can be hard to get away from our screens. Most children spend between five and seven hours a day looking at some form of screen - and most grown-ups spend twice as much time. Screens promise endless entertainment, but the more time we spend with them, the more we lose sight of all that is strange, fascinating and delightful in the world around us. Even when we're stuck indoors, there are infinite possibilities for banishing boredom and having fun so long as we use our imagination. All we need are a few helpful suggestions.... No-tech Fun contains 80 of the weirdest and most wonderful activities children can do at home , all without using a screen. Rather than scrolling or tapping, you'll be invited to draw, make, write, invent, dress up, hide, seek and discover. You can paint like Picasso or meditate like Buddha; become an indoor entomologist or a home Olympian; make up a new language or a mythical creature; and even find the fun in some household chores. Inventive and irreverent, this book is the perfect companion for humdrum days and wet weekends. It is a compendium of the world's strangest, silliest and most stimulating activities.

From the moment the school bell rings in the morning to the end of the day, when it's time for homework and after-school snacks, School Rules! Mad Libs Junior is perfect for every student!

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing giggles to a whole new age group! Get your little ones ready for Halloween with this beautifully illustrated lift-the-flap joke book. Rob Elliott's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies. Now for the first time ever, his fun-for-the-whole-family collection has been adapted for little ones. Lift the flaps to reveal ghostly jokes and spooky puns that will have kids screaming with laughter! This paperback book includes 14 Halloween jokes specifically selected for the youngest of comedians and illustrated in full color. Lift the flaps to find the punchlines! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven't heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."