Here are twenty-four hilarious poems about school, where all kinds of unexpected things happen. From an unusual pledge of allegiance and jungle gym gossip to recess rules and the rules of addition, Carol Diggory Shields captures the experiences of schoolgoers with wit and verve. This rollicking collection is sure to keep readers laughing until summer vacation. ?A frisky collection....Kids will greet Athe poems? with enthusiasm.? ?School Library Journal Carol Diggory Shields and Paul Meisel also collaborated on I Am Really a Princess (Dutton and Puffin) and I Wish My Brother Was a Dog (Dutton). Carol Diggory Shields lives in Salinas, California. Paul Meisel lives in Newtown, Connecticut.

Wat soek ’n haai in die skool se swembad? Hoe lank is ’n weerwolf se humeur? Is enige iets erger as skottelgoed was? Wat is ’n huis sonder ’n moeder? Is ’n draak die perfekte troeteldier? Wat soek jou ouma op die Pick n Pay se dak? Hoekom dra bere nie klere nie? Wat sou gebeur het as die maan ’n pizza was? Waarom is daar so min rympies oor erdvarke? Bestaan daar iets soos ’n spaghettiboom? Wat moet jy doen as ’n renoster jou jaag? Hoe klink die perfekte monsterbrul? Wat eet Dracula vir nagereg? Kan jy jou eie elmboog lek?

Jy sal die antwoorde op al hierdie vrae in dié lawwe lekkerlagboek vind. Moenie hierdie boek eet nie! bevat 365 rympies (en ’n bonusrympie vir ’n skrikkeljaar) wat kinders (én grootmense!) heeljaar sal laat skaterlag!

Daar’s rympies oor oupas en oumas, goggas, krieket, ruimtevaarders, seerowers, spoke, skooltoilette, erdvarke, Kersvader, krokodille, volstruismelk, Valentynsdag, en dinge wat baie sleg ruik ...

A spider lives inside my headWho weaves a strange and wondrous webOf silken threads and silver stringsTo catch all sorts of flying things, Like crumbs of thought and bits of smilesAnd specks of dried-up tears, And dust of dreams that catch and clingFor years and years and years . . .

Have you ever read a book with everything on it? Well, here it is, an amazing collection of never-before-published poems and drawings from the creator of Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, and Falling Up. You will say Hi-ho for the toilet troll, get tongue-tied with Stick-a-Tongue-Out-Sid, play a highly unusual horn, and experience the joys of growing down.

What's that? You have a case of the Lovetobutcants? Impossible Just come on in and let the magic of Shel Silverstein bend your brain and open your heart.

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A hilarious, historical fact and joke book from the British Museum collection This joke book is full of side-splittingly hilarious jokes and fascinating facts about civilisations found in the British Museum. Full of bite-size facts about amazing ancient worlds and jokes that will have you howling, Maurice the Museum Mouse's comical collection is just as entertaining as the British Museum's own collection.

Scottish artist Tom Paterson is one of the most inventive and influential cartoonists British comics have produced. Inspired by the work of George Martin, Leo Baxendale and Ken Reid, Tom became a comic artist at a young age, working for Fleetway and DC Thomsons on such classic strips as Sweeny Toddler, Calamity James, Buster, Grimly Feendish, The Numskulls, Bananaman and Dennis the Menace. At the beginning of his career Tom was ghosting artists like Baxendale, but his own style and sense of humour quickly developed and Tom's work soon became unmistakable. His trademark stinky, striped sock often appeared in the panels of his work - a useful identifier born out of an age where publishers frowned upon artists signing their work. Along with the sock came the additional, visual comedic gags scattered throughout the strips, giving each one that instant re-readability. This collection features some of Tom's outstanding colour and black & white strip work for IPC/Fleetway from titles like Buster, Whoopee!, Jackpot, Whizzer & Chips and Oink! amongst others. With quotes from the man himself and some extra, added treasures, this is a must have for fans of British humour comics both young and old!

The fifth book in this successful series delivers 300 new laugh-out-loud knock knocks, question-and-answer jokes, tongue twisters, and more! Another sure-fire winner, guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of kids everywhere! National Geographic Kids Just Joking 5 is packed with 300 more of the silly jokes that kids love paired with photos of laughing animals and funny people. Featuring National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-coloured palette, this hilarious party-starter is perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

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One of the funniest and most successful collections of children's poetry ever published (with 290,000 copies sold) is now in paperback after 13 years in hardcover.

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"A Bad Case of the Giggles "is a timeless classic! This book will inspire young readers and give them the giggles as they read each page. It is one of the funniest anthologies of children's poetry ever published and includes works from famed poets such as Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky, Jeff Moss, Judith Viorst, and Bruce Lansky, as well as works from a gaggle of "Giggle Poets."

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