Find out how the pope got confused with a potato, about the footballer who ate the ref's notebook and why it is a terrible idea to have your name and date of birth tattooed on your neck, in this splendid romp through the most impressive mistakes, blunders, misunderstandings, faux pas, howlers and universal truths that are not true at all, from the magnificently witty pen of Mr Philip Ardagh. 'Who else but Philip Ardagh could bring you such an enjoyable compendium of buffoonery? "Howlers, Blunders and Random Mistakery" is essential, laugh-out-loud reading' - "The Independent".

Mummy says I look like her, Daddy says the same, But as they say I'm a monkey, I don't know who to blame. These funny little couplets are perfect for a bedtime read. With stories about scaring the postman and terrorising little siblings, this is a book all children will enjoy. This book is ideal for children aged four to six years. AUTHOR BIO: As one of a large family of ten and as both a mother and grandmother, Hilary Brown has always lived among small children. Their funny ways inspired her to write these little rhymes.

Everyone knows they need to recycle, but no one knows this better than 'Eileen Green, The Recycling Queen.' Little Eileen Green likes to recycle everything, but there is one thing (well two things) she absolutely refuses to recycle. Find out what it is that little Eileen Green wants to keep forever and why, as you read this delightful story and enjoy the clever illustrations of Penelope Dyan. Penelope Dyan has been published in 'Instructor Magazine,' in 'The Kindergartner and in 'Humpty Dumpty Magazine,' and was the winner of best teenage book at both the New York Book Festival and the Hollywood Book Festival for her book, 'Surfer Girl.' 'Surfer Girl' is also recognized by the Girls' Voices In Literature Database, Miami University, Florida. If you like to recycle, and if you want to instill the love and importance of recycling in your child, then sit down with this little book and smile and laugh and just have some fun with little 'Eileen Green, The Recycling Queen.'

Who always gets the sack every time he goes to work? Father Christmas!

Father Christmas loves jokes! He has a large collection, which he enjoys telling to Dog and Cat, and especially to the reindeer when he is travelling round the world delivering presents, or taking his holidays. Here is a sackful of Father Christmas's favourite jokes as an extra special present for you to enjoy. Open it up! Inside you'll find reindeer jokes, yuletide tales, snow jokes, and many others. You don't have to wait until Christmas - have lots of blooming fun now!

Get involved in politics with your child in an absolutely fun way! Revisit the characters of the Penny Mouse Early reader Series with your child, or meet them for the first time, along with some new characters running for political office. The where of it and the why of it all isn't as important as the experience you will share with your child as he or she learns what it means to vote, and this funny little book will open the conversation for you. So smile and laugh and have some fun with the electoral experience, an experience where the mass media is totally missing and the only ones there are some fun characters, you and your child! A former K-12 teacher, published in 'The Kindergartner, ' as well as in 'Instructor Magazine' and in 'Humpty Dumpty' children's magazine, and an award winning author, Penelope Dyan has once again put her expertise, love and knowledge of children to work; and this book is one story of one election you and your child do not want to miss!

Join the dragon in his latest adventure and encounter wrestling pixies, dancing frogs, flame-haired superheroes and interstellar snails along the way! Kevin Bower returns with his second hilarious volume of poetry set in a fantastical world where anything and everything is possible. Kevin Bower was born in Kendal, Westmorland and now lives in Lancashire. He worked in the catering industry for a while and then moved into the world of fitness. He spent five years caring for autistic children, giving this work up only when he needed to become a full-time carer to his own three children, who have influenced much of his literary work.

Mad Libs Junior gets Jurassic with 21 stories all about dinosaurs! Perfect for fans of dinos, this fun and interactive format based on traditional Mad Libs has all things dinosaurs, from teeth to tail spikes. The word banks, directions, and explanations about parts of speech are perfect for beginning readers. Kids will have a dino-mite time filling in the blanks for the 21 original stories inside this book.

Oh to be a handkerchief - surely there's more to life than being stuck in a drawer or shoved up a sleeve. Fortunately, this handkerchief is not one to sit back idly waiting. This is a handkerchief of action! But what a wide world awaits, and what strange people! And how will it ever find its way home again?

Grab your COLOR pom-poms and your ADJECTIVE spirit, because Mad Libs is here to cheer! Y-E-L-L, everybody yell -- Go Team! Mad Libs is here to bring the spirit and the excitement of cheerleading! Whether you're a flyer or a base, or even the team mascot, these 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blanks stories are perfect for any cheerleader who's ready to go, fight, win!

Pursue a more mindful life with words of wisdom from Star Wars mentors Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker.

A balanced mind. Inner calm. A positive influence on the world. A Jedi must embody all of these qualities in order to master the Force. But these same self-enlightenment skills can also help you to master a chaotic life in a galaxy much closer to home.

The heroes of the Star Wars universe have faced many trials and tribulations during their adventures. Learn from their experiences - and in many cases mistakes - to discover new mindfulness techniques to deal with stressful situations. Whether it be for coping with relationship struggles, managing workplace stress, or trying the save the galaxy from your overbearing father, Star Wars: Be More Yoda will not only give you tips for mindful thinking, but bring a moment of joy to your day.

The perfect gift for a Star Wars fan, Star Wars: Be More Yoda is an entertaining guide to mindfulness, featuring iconic moments from the Star Wars series alongside light-hearted advice for life.

Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and a great gift for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about Valentine's Day. With Mad Libs, love is always in the NOUN! With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about roses, Cupid and candies, this book will fill your heart with love! Play alone, in a group or with your special someone. Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER.

A hilarious joke book, raising money for the Jeans for Genes appeal The Silliest Joke Book Ever, from Puffin Books, is a hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities. All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a GBP1 donation.

If telling the truth is the right thing to do, why is the whole world mad at Libby?

Delightful collection of 60 limericks includes famous rhymes by such masters of the form as Gelett Burgess, Oliver Herford, and Edward Lear, as well as lesser-known works by these and other humorists, including the editor himself. Fun to read, easy to memorize and great to share with family and friends, each entertaining snippet of verse is accompanied by an equally humorous illustration.

Magic and (mis)adventures abound in Max and the Midknights, a hilarious illustrated novel from the New York Times bestselling creator of the Big Nate series, Lincoln Peirce.

'Max is epic fun!' Jeff Kinney, bestselling author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.

'Fantastic! I loved it!' Dav Pilkey, bestselling author of the Dog Man series.

Join Max's quest to become a knight in this laugh-out-loud New York Times bestselling adventure!

Max wants to be a knight – too bad that dream is about as likely as finding a friendly dragon. But when Max's uncle Budrick is kidnapped by the cruel King Gastley, Max has to act . . . and fast! Joined by a band of brave adventurers – the Midknights – Max sets out on a thrilling quest: to save uncle Budrick and restore the realm of Byjovia to its former glory!

Discover Frog and Dog, a laugh-out-loud series for beginning readers! Pick a book. Grow a reader! This series is part of Scholastic's early reader line, Acorn, aimed at children who are learning to read. With easy-to-read text, a short-story format, plenty of humour, and full-colour artwork on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and fluency. Acorn books plant a love of reading and help readers grow! Dog wants to play. Can Dog play with Frog, Frog, and Frog? The frogs hop... but Dog just FLOPS. Will the frogs ever play with Dog? Then a hungry bear comes along! Can Dog find a way to help the frogs? A hilarious friendship story, with full-colour artwork and rhyming text. Perfect for new readers!

Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 3 will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colourful, photo-driven style. Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milkshake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colourful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-coloured palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

What do a door and a new Fortnite player have in common? They both get "knocked" a lot. What happens after you drink too much Slurp Juice? You burp juice! Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jokes for Fortniters is an all-new, laugh-out-loud book of jokes for you and your squad. From Battle Royale puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the cleverest jokes about Fortnite and game play. Cackle your way to victory with the funniest, craziest, and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! Inside you will find funny gags such as: What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink? Shield pop! Where do Fortniters sleep? In a nite fort! And many many more! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You'll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout!

*A FIN-TASTIC new festive story in this bestselling series!* Timothy Pope, Timothy Pope looks again through his telescope. As snowflakes fall without a sound, he looks left, he looks right, he looks all around. Wait, is that a SHARK? Turn the page to find out, if you dare . . . With its funny rhyming text, die-cut holes to peep through, this jawesome adventure is the perfect way to say Snappy Christmas! Discover other books in this bestselling series: SHARK IN THE PARK SHARK IN THE DARK SHARK IN THE PARK ON A WINDY DAY

Discover all the foul facts about the Slimy Stuarts with history's most horrible headlines. All the foul facts about the Slimy Stuarts are ready to uncover, including: why some slimy Stuarts ate toads, snails and fleas which king picked his nose and never washed his hands and why people wore fish on their feet! * fully illustrated throughout and packed with horrible stories - with all the horribly hilarious bits included * with a fresh take on the classic Horrible Histories style, perfect for fans old and new * the perfect series for anyone looking for a fun and informative read * Horrible Histories has been entertaining children and families for generations with books, TV, stage show, magazines, games and 2019's brilliantly funny Horrible Histories: the Movie - Rotten Romans. Get your history right here and collect the whole horrible lot. Read all about it!