From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a brand-new joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more. Rob Elliott's irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together! How does a monster like his coffee? With scream and sugar!

Do you love THE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES? Now is time to create your own, so YOU can make grown-ups say silly things! Words are amazing.

They can be happy or sad or serious or goofy. But the BEST words of all are the ones that make you LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY! Think of all your favourite silly and funny words. Got them? Good. Now, fill in the blanks in MY BOOK WITH NO PICTURES with your words and with the stickers at the back of the book, and have your favourite grown-up read it aloud. How far will you make it before you burst into giggles?

Shy boy Amadeo reigns supreme at table football in his local cafe. Taking on all comers he is one of "the unbeatables" with his loyal team of tiny foosballers. But there's another "unbeatable" in town. Aggrieved by his only ever defeat at the hands of Amadeo in a foosball match when they were kids, Flash the town bully returns to seek revenge. Not only does he destroy the foosball table, but he challenges Amadeo to a game of actual football. Amadeo has never played real football - and Flash, with his insatiable quest for glory, has subsequently risen to become the world's most famous soccer star. With the future of the village at stake and his foosballers scattered, the situation looks hopeless for Amadeo. Unless he can recruit the help of his eccentric fellow villagers and the girl he loves, Lara, to take on the world's best football team captained by his nemesis Flash. And unless the foossballers can be reunited. "It'll be like Barcelona against a non-league team with an injury crisis," predicts Lara. What nobody predicts, however, is how Amadeo's foosballers will affect the game...The Unbeatables novel is the ultimate fantasy football story.Expanding upon the original movie, the novel includes additional adventures and characters. Written for young adults (and not so young adults), the book is a scintillating, action-packed 90 minutes of end-to-end incident, comedic flair, goalmouth scrambles and dubious off the ball challenges on the ethos of the modern game

Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about the luck of the Irish! The only thing luckier than a four leaf clover is a NUMBER leaf clover! With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about leprechauns, pots of gold, and horseshoes, Luck of the Mad Libs is the perfect St. Patrick's Day activity! Play alone, in a group, or at the end of a rainbow! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Luck of the Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about the luck of the Irish! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun with Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!

Who always gets the sack every time he goes to work? Father Christmas!

Father Christmas loves jokes! He has a large collection, which he enjoys telling to Dog and Cat, and especially to the reindeer when he is travelling round the world delivering presents, or taking his holidays. Here is a sackful of Father Christmas's favourite jokes as an extra special present for you to enjoy. Open it up! Inside you'll find reindeer jokes, yuletide tales, snow jokes, and many others. You don't have to wait until Christmas - have lots of blooming fun now!

She's All That goes desi in this hilarious, affecting, and sweetly romantic comedy by the author of More Than Just a Pretty Face. Arsalan has learned everything he knows from Nana, his 100-year-old great-grandfather. This includes the fact that when Nana dies, Arsalan will be completely alone in the world, except for his estranged and abusive father. So he turns to Beenish, the step-daughter of a prominent matchmaker, to find him a future life partner. Beenish's request in return? That Arsalan help her ruin her older sister's wedding with a spectacular dance she's been forbidden to perform. Despite knowing as little about dancing as he does about girls, Arsalan wades into Beenish's chaotic world to discover friends and family he never expected. And though Arsalan's old-school manners and Beenish's take-no-prisoners attitude clash every minute, they find themselves getting closer and closer - literally. All that's left to realize is that the thing they both really want is each other, if only they can get into step. Praise for MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE 'A deliciously entertaining rom-com' - Nandini Bajpai, author of A Match Made in Mehendi 'A laugh-out-loud yet heartwarming story about familial obligations, friendship, and love' - Sabina Khan, author of The Love and Lies of Rukhsana Ali 'Funny, open-hearted, and utterly charming... a spectacular debut' - Katie Henry, author of Heretics Anonymous 'Hilarious and teeming with heart... I am a forever fan' Erin Hahn, author of You'd Be Mine

The Simpsons are slammin' in this gut-bustin', sidesplitting, spine-bursting, page-turning collection of "Simpsational" comedy. Full color.

If you are the biggest Minecraft fan then you are fluent in Minecraft-speak and this book will give you endless hours of laugh out loud fun. Keep your friends amused with some real 'block' humour. Why do creepers like Rice Krispies? Because they go snap, crackle, POP! Did you hear about the noob who punched a tree? Her fist was full of splinters! What's a Minecraft player's favourite song? 'Karma Chameleon', because players keep on coming and going... Maybe you will see yourself in the 'Boo-boos Made by Noobs" and in the 'You Might be a Minecraft Addict If...' chapters. But remember, "Sss, boom!" Never hug a creeper!

How do trees get on the internet? They log in. What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music! Young comedians love to share hilarious, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing. Satisfy their comic needs with Best. Jokes. Ever., a brand-new collection of laughs, giggles, and guffaws. Beware--it's sure entertain for days to come!

"Totally Pink Mad Libs" features 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories about all things girly. It's the perfect Mad Libs for a sleepover, birthday party, or any girl gathering. Cuz as any girly-girl knows, ________________ just wanna have fun PLURAL NOUN