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Knock, knock! [Who's there?] Lots of. [Lots of who?] Lots of
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids! This collection of kid-friendly jokes
will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud!
Whether you're stuck in the house, on a road trip, or waiting in a
painfully-long line in the grocery store self-checkout lane, these
jokes will have everyone cracking up. This compilation of over 250
jokes is hilarious, clean, kid-friendly and includes everything
from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a
whole lot more. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is certain to
have you laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally
gasping for air. Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah
good place we can get something to eat? Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes
for Kids is great for all joke tellers and listeners, and readers
ages 6-10 years old and includes: Family-friendly jokes A wide
variety of joke styles Fun illustrations that add to the fun
Perplexing yet funny riddles Bonus Q&A jokes Let your family
and friends in on this joke, and enjoy hours of laughter together!
The Beano Christmas Jumper Book is a festive activity book, packed full of Christmas-themed Beano activities, games, puzzles and stickers.
Design a Christmas Jumper for Dennis, play the Christmas Board Game, entertain your family with hilarious jolly jokes and complete the festive activities.
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Froggy's First Kiss
(Paperback)
Jonathan London; Illustrated by Frank Remkiewicz
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He can't even think straight when she's around. When Frogilina smiles at him through the monkey bars, Froggy falls smack on his head-bonk! So with Valentine's Day just a week away, Froggy gets busy making an extra-special valentine. The fifth book about the irrepressible Froggy, this is sure to keep children giggling with delight. An IRA-CBC Children's Choice Book
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Every Thing on It
(Hardcover)
Shel Silverstein; Illustrated by Shel Silverstein
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R635
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A spider lives inside my headWho weaves a strange and wondrous
webOf silken threads and silver stringsTo catch all sorts of flying
things, Like crumbs of thought and bits of smilesAnd specks of
dried-up tears, And dust of dreams that catch and clingFor years
and years and years . . .
Have you ever read a book with everything on it? Well, here it
is, an amazing collection of never-before-published poems and
drawings from the creator of Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in
the Attic, and Falling Up. You will say Hi-ho for the toilet troll,
get tongue-tied with Stick-a-Tongue-Out-Sid, play a highly unusual
horn, and experience the joys of growing down.
What's that? You have a case of the Lovetobutcants? Impossible
Just come on in and let the magic of Shel Silverstein bend your
brain and open your heart.
Supports the Common Core State Standards
A young cave girl and her triceratops set out on an adventure from
A to Z and make new friends along the way-galloping goliaths, nine
newts, petite plesiosaurs, and more greet them on their journey
through the alphabet! Martin Cendreda's An Apple and An Adventure
uses rhyme and the ABCs to create an engaging world of wonder
that's both educational and fun.
You'll howl with laughter at the latest Just Joking, all about the goofiest and most beloved pets around--dogs! Jam-packed with hilarious jokes, pup-tastic puns, tongue twisters, pooch portraits, funny photography, plus 10 profiles of real-life dog celebrities.
Just Joking is a hit with budding comedians and kids who love to laugh. And this next installment in the series is just as doggone hilarious. With all kinds of pups--from the biggest, grandest Great Danes to the smallest, spunkiest Chihuahuas--this browsable, portable book of fun is sure to have kids sitting, staying, and rolling over laughing. It's a hilarious party-starter or quiet time entertainer, perfect to read alone or aloud with friends and family. It's also a great book to toss into a backpack and share on the go for a quick dose of canine comedy.
Get ready for hours of funny, corny, crazy, roll-your-eyes entertainment! LOL at over 250 hilarious, kid-friendly, travel related knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more-perfect for vacations, road trips, and putting a hilarious end to "Are we there yet?" Get rid of backseat boredom for good. Whether in a plane, train, or automobile, On the Go! Jokes for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud. Its on-the-go size fits in the seat pockets of cars and planes, and even inside the smallest suitcase. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go "Beep beep!" On the Go! Jokes for Kids: Is a popular joke book for kids ages 6 to 10 Features a collection of over 250 travel related knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and more Is offered at a low price point Is a perfect boredom buster for vacations and road trips Provides kids with hours of clean and hilarious entertainment
The Horribly Hilarious Joke Book, from the Horrible Histories team
is full of hundreds of horribly hilarious historical jokes and
illustrations in one laugh-out-loud book. From your favourite ever
history series - a book of jokes with ALL the nasty bits! It's so
horrible it hurts! "Which Greek leader was the best of the bunch?
Alexander the Grape." A must-have book for any Horrible Histories
fan Illustrated throughout You'll literally laugh your head off at
this comical collection of nasty bits The perfect gift for any
budding comedian.
Cats! Some are sane and some are mad and some are good and some are
bad. Meet magical Mr Mistoffelees, sleepy Old Deuteronomy and
curious Rum Tum Tugger. But you'll be lucky to meet Macavity
because Macavity's not there! In 1925 T. S. Eliot became
co-director of Faber & Faber, who remain his publishers to this
day. Throughout the 1930s he composed the now famous poems about
Macavity, Old Deuteronomy, Mr Mistoffelees and many other cats,
under the name of 'Old Possum'. In 1981 Eliot's poems were set to
music by Andrew Lloyd Webber as Cats, which went on to become the
longest-running Broadway musical in history and is now a film
starring Taylor Swift, Idris Elba, Judi Dench, Ian McKellen, Rebel
Wilson, Jennifer Hudson, Jason Derulo, Francesca Hayward and James
Corden. With illustrations by Rebecca Ashdown. The Christmas, you
will believe!
Every day is April Fools Day. Pure heaven for the prankster,
Pranklopedia is as indispensable a compilation of pranks as
Jokelopedia is a collection of jokes. Written by lontime
Nickelodeon Magazine editor in chief Julie Winterbottom,
Pranklopedia is a complete prank encyclopedia. It includes over 70
pranks, with step by step directions; a full colour, sixteen page
insert of supplementary materials, including "tasty" soup can
labels (mmm, Cream of Sparrow Soup!) and a "winning" lottery
ticket; recipes for such essential prank stuff as fake snot, fake
vomit, fake ice cream; tips on how to pull the perfect prank;
profiles of famous pranks and pranksters; even a prank woven right
into the book - spot the fake entries in the Prankster Hall of
Fame. As for the pranks themselves - they're priceless. Classics
like short sheeting the bed and the dancing dollar. There's the
cure - mouse turd in ice - and really crude - make fake, edible dog
poop. And there are pranks especially good to pull on your parents
- deliver the "Take Your Teacher Home Day" letter from school and
watch them freak out.
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