COW
Tousle her fuzzy blue hair.
Rub her fuzzy pink nose.

PUPPY
Skritch the rough brown pad of his paw.

PIGGY
Stroke her smooth pink snout.
Touch her cool green glasses.

TURKEY
Feel his bumpy red wattle.

DUCK
Tickle her soft white tummy.

and 2 BIRDIES
The blue one is crabby.

The yellow one is happy.

Open the eggs to see what these guys say....

A hilarious joke book, raising money for the Jeans for Genes appeal The Silliest Joke Book Ever, from Puffin Books, is a hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities. All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a GBP1 donation.

Illus. in full color. A collection of 24 silly verse tongue-twisters. "The usual Dr. Seuss fun shines through."--School Library Journal

 

This is a collection of poems about snogging and first love. Contributors include Benjamin Zephaniah, Nick Toczek and Brian Moses, with the poems complemented by Beano illustrator David Parkin.