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Books > Children's & Educational > Leisure interests, hobbies & sport > Humour & jokes
Everybody knows Victoria married a chap called Albert and wore
black clothes - all the time. But did you know that Victoria: Went
on her holidays in disguise? Was best pals with her rude Scottish
servant? Everything you could ever want to know about Queen
Victoria!
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ABC Death
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Shane Hawley; Illustrated by Joel Erkkinen
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Sidesplitting jokes, puns, and puzzles are unleashed in this
festive collection of quips for all of the major U.S. holidays.
Each celebrated day from New Year's to Christmas is afforded a
separate chapter, organized in calendar order. Class clowns and
junior high school comedians will uncover a bevy of
vocabulary-enhancing humor and wholesome witticisms, such as Where
was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom. Enhanced
by lively illustrations, each section also offers fun and
fascinating origin stories and customs, making this a mirthful
introduction to understanding modern-day celebrations.
Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't
resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always
need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little joke
book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new
favorites, and a few festering stinkers-all guaranteed to make kids
laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes,
riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we've included entire
chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate
jokes, and space jokes. Here's a sampling: What's black and white,
black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why don't zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen
scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books
do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Get ready for knee slaps, groans, and please-stop moments as you
navigate through these dad jokes that take puns to a new level. If
you think you've heard every dad joke in the book, think again.
Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you laughing out loud, even
if you don't want to.
Nobody knows silly better than we do. And with "Super Silly Mad
Libs Junior," younger readers are introduced to the crazy world of
Mad Libs.
The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing
giggles to a whole new age group! Get your little ones ready for
Halloween with this beautifully illustrated lift-the-flap joke
book. A great activity book for little ones, including anyone
looking for a boredom buster when home from school. Rob Elliott's
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million
copies. Now for the first time ever, his fun-for-the-whole-family
collection has been adapted for little ones. Lift the flaps to
reveal ghostly jokes and spooky puns that will have kids screaming
with laughter! This paperback book includes 14 Halloween jokes
specifically selected for the youngest of comedians and illustrated
in full color. Lift the flaps to find the punchlines! Rob Elliott
is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with
kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have
"knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably
haven't heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."
Watch Out!When Mr. Rogers goes for a drive with Amelia Bedelia, he's in for the ride of his life. She does exactly what he tells her -- and that gets them into trouble, but only Amelia Bedelia can make a car trip this much fun!
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Jokes for Kids
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Sally Lindley, Joe Fullman
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This side-spitting joke joke book is packed to bursting with silly
fun, and guaranteed to have you rolling on the floor! It contains
more than 700 eye-wateringly funny gags including classic jokes,
wacky one-liners, silly shaggy dog stories, and a whole library of
ridiculous book titles! Ideal for children aged 6+.
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Oh Yuck
(Paperback)
Joy Masoff
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Kids love stuff that's gross. From the liquids, solids, and
gases--especially the gases --or their own bodies to the creepy,
crawly, slimy, slithery, fetid, and feculent phenomena in the world
at large, kids with a curious bent just can't get enough. "Oh, Yuck
The Encyclopedia of Everything Nasty" brings together, in one book,
all the good things about some of the baddest things on Earth.
Exhaustively researched and impeccably scientific, yet written with
a lively lack of earnestness, "Oh, Yuck "is an ants to zits
encyclopedic compendium covering people, animals, insects, plants,
foods, and more. Here are vampire bats, which sip blood and pee at
the same time so that they'll always be light enough to fly away;
and slime eels, wreathed in mucus and eating fellow fish from the
inside out. "Oh, Yuck " explains why vomit smells; where dandruff
comes from; what pus is all about; and why maggots adore rotting
meant. Other features include gross recipes, putrid projects, 10
foods that make you airborne, and more.
With hundreds of cartoon illustrations and real-life photographs,
"Oh, Yuck " is the complete guide to the irresistible--at least to
an 8-to-12 year old--underbelly of life.
What does a Pteranodon get after flying too long? PTIRED! Young
dinosaur fans will love these hilarious puns, knock-knocks, and
one-liners about their favorite prehistoric beasts! If there are
two things every kid loves, it's jokes and dinosaurs. So they'll go
crazy for this comic collection of gags and jests about dinosaurs
and other prehistoric creatures. Loaded with wacky humor and funny
business, this book is guaranteed to ignite sidesplitting laughter.
The sequel to Rumble in the Jungle, this delightful collection of
poems includes fun rhymes about creatures who live in and around
the ocean.
This compilation boxset is made up of 3 side-splittingly funny joke
books: Riddles, Tongue Twisters and other Silly Stuff, Just Joking,
and Knock Knock, Who's There? With brain teasers, silly puns,
knock, knock jokes, and other great gags, this is the perfect gift
for any joker aged 7 and up.
"'Twas the night before Halloween, and all through the house, All the creatures were stirring, except for the mouse. The monsters had gathered to plan and prepare, For the trick-or-treaters who soon would be there?." Little monsters and goofy goblins take center stage in this silly, spooky spin on Clement C. Moore's beloved poem. But what will happen on Halloween when the monsters come face to face with human trick-or-treaters in this fun-filled book by the author of The Night Before Easter?
This deluxe edition of Christmas Fun Mad Libs features a festive,
full-color interior and bright and shiny red and green foil on the
cover. It's the perfect stocking stuffer for kids and adults who
can't get enough Christmas fun!
This hilarious follow-up collection of jokes featuring all the
subjects of the ever-popular Where Is? series will keep kids
laughing right through geography class! There are 300 silly jokes
about places like Stonehenge, Easter Island, the Bermuda Triangle,
Mount Rushmore, Area 51, and even our Solar System in this all-new
collection.
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
Fowl!
Why was the footballer upset on his birthday?
He got a red card!
These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!
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