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Midnight Feasts
(Hardcover)
A.F. Harrold; Illustrated by Katy Riddell
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One thing that unites us all – across time, nations and peoples – is food. From chocolate, rice pudding and sandwiches to breakfast in bed, banana phones and the fruit of a mythical jelabi tree, A.F. Harrold has brought together a wonderful and diverse collection of poems on the topic of food.
Beautifully illustrated in full colour by rising star Katy Riddell (daughter of former Children's Laureate, Chris Riddell), this rich and delicious anthology brings together work from a broad range of poets, including the magically observant William Carlos Williams, award-winning Joseph Coelho and the inspiring Sabrina Mahfouz. Whether you're in the mood for a perfect bowl of yoghurt or a pomegranate omelette, these poems will satisfy any food craving. The perfect gift for any poetry or food lover!
Uncover the ridiculously funny life of teachers (and some things that have nothing to do with teachers but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. Ever wondered what teachers do when they're not in the classroom? Are they undercover detectives, champion roller-blade dancers or do they spend their evenings playing with their 576 cats?
This face-achingly funny book will also teach you why you should carry an emergency banana with you at all times, how to fart in class silently without anyone knowing it was you and how to catapult yourself to school by building a medieval style catapult in your back garden!
Whether you love or loathe your teachers, want to become one when you grow up or don't give two figs about your teacher but simply love a HILARIOUS read, this book is for you. Prepare to roll around the floor laughing with the snot-inducingly brilliant The Funny Life of Teachers.
But be warned – this is NOT a normal book. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways and in approximately 861,000 different ways in between. Whichever way you read it, look no further for fantastic real-life teacher facts, incredibly funny illustrations, imaginary stories and an impossibly silly read!
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Sissy, Ew
(Hardcover)
Alex Gowdy; Illustrated by Amna Zaki
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R368
Discovery Miles 3 680
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What’s brown, goes ‘boing’ and knocks on your bedroom window at night?
A poo on a pogo stick!
How do you make a cat stand still?
Press paws!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Laugh out loud with this hilarious collection of the funniest jokes ever from the winner of the Funniest Joke Award, the very silly comedian, Olaf Falafel.
Olaf Falafel is an author, illustrator and a stand-up comedian (which is pretty similar to a stand-up chameleon except he doesn't change colour to blend in with the background). He's the winner of The Funniest Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe and has created and performed several stupidly named comedy shows including Olaf Falafel and the Cheese Of Truth. As well as trying to make people laugh on stage, Olaf draws a lot and tries to come up with funny ideas for kids books. He also has an Art Club on Youtube full of real drawing tips and facts about famous artists. In 2019 Olaf visited 100 schools in 100 days - and then put his feet up and had a cup of tea.
Discover all the foul facts about the Ruthless Romans with
history's most horrible headlines. All the foul facts about the
Ruthless Romans are ready to uncover, including: which emperor
enjoyed eating camel's heels who were the terrible twins who
founded Rome and which evil emperors made murder a sport * fully
illustrated throughout and packed with horrible stories - with all
the horribly hilarious bits included * with a fresh take on the
classic Horrible Histories style, perfect for fans old and new *
the perfect series for anyone looking for a fun and informative
read * Horrible Histories has been entertaining children and
families for generations with books, TV, stage show, magazines,
games and 2019's brilliantly funny Horrible Histories: the Movie -
Rotten Romans. Get your history right here and collect the whole
horrible lot. Read all about it!
Meet Tina and Tuck - two unlikely friends ready for adventure! The first in a fun, full-colour series for 6+ children, ideal for readers moving from picture books to chapter stories.
Tina lives at Boone Elementary and LOVES listening in to Ms Pigeon’s lessons and seeing all the kids having fun with their friends. She just wishes she had a real friend of her own.
Then Ms Pigeon announces that a new class pet is arriving and Tina wonders if her wish might come true.
Tuck is a ball of energy with a knack for causing chaos and the opposite of who Tina expected. She’s sure he’s going to be nothing but TROUBLE!
Then Boone Elementary is faced with closure and Tina and Tuck decide to work together to find an ancient treasure that’s rumoured to be hidden somewhere in the school – can these two unlikely allies save the school before it’s too late?!
'Heartwarming and hilarious!' Jeff Kinney, bestselling author of The Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Jess Brallier (Author)
During his years as a publisher, Jess Brailler became known for breaking rules and launching bestsellers. Under his creative guidance, the Planet Dexter imprint produced a string of hits including the New York Times bestselling Grossology and its sequels. Linking storytelling and gaming literacy, he launched the world’s largest kids’ site, Poptropica, and digitally published Jeff Kinney’s phenomenal Diary of a Wimpy Kid.Jess is the author of over thirty books including Who Was Albert Einstein? (NYT bestseller) and Tess’s Tree (illustrated by Peter H Reynolds). Jess is a graduate of the University of Pittsburgh (B.A.) and Boston University (M.S.).
Jack Keely (Author, Illustrator)
As an illustrator in both New York and Los Angeles, Jack Keely's projects have included over thirty books for kids. The characters he created for the bestselling Grossology series have come to life in an animated film and in a video game, and as robotic performers in the record breaking international Grossology museum exhibitions. Jack is a graduate of Rhode Island School of Design (BFA) and Cranbrook Academy of Art (MFA) and has taught illustration and graphic design at several universities.
There are lots of laughs at every level in Treehouse Tales: too
SILLY to be told . . . UNTIL NOW! From the bestselling Andy
Griffiths and Terry Denton. Climb the storeys with 13 fully
illustrated standalone adventures starring Andy, Terry, and their
friends. Featuring stories such as: The Magic Wand The Day We Put
Chairs Up Our Noses The Day Terry Flushed Me Down the Toilet The
Day the Sharks Bit My Head Off ... and many, many more! Well, what
are you waiting for? Come on up!
Packed full of silly, funny, or downright hilarious poems (with some serious ones mixed in), this new collection is perfect for fans of Michael Rosen.
'Joshua Seigal is definitely my new favourite poet.' (Books for Keeps)
'Joshua Seigal is a rising star in the children's poetry world...' (lovereading4kids)
With poems on every topic from demon cats to why you should NEVER forget your trousers, this is a must-have new collection from Joshua Seigal, whose previous book for this age group, I Don't Like Poetry, was shortlisted for 2017 Laugh Out Loud Awards.
This collection is a wonderful mix for Joshua Seigal's subversive humour and brilliant insight into children's perspectives on the world. Get ready for the craziness to begin!
A hilarious collection of hundreds of the funniest jokes for
7-year-olds.
What did the red traffic light say to the green traffic light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
Waiter, Waiter! What can you suggest for a quick snack?
Runner beans.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
E-clipse it.
Packed with over 300 rib-tickling jokes on dinosaurs, football, space
and much, much more. Designed to be easy to read with wonderfully silly
illustrations for extra laughs, this is a te he he-larious collection
that 7-year-olds will love.
An awesome collection of hundreds of the funniest jokes for clever kids.
Packed with punchlines that 9 year olds will love, including silly
puns, tongue twisters, riddles and more. It's designed to be easy to
read with amusing illustrations for extra laughs, making this a book
that kids will enjoy from the very first page.
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