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Books > Children's & Educational > Leisure interests, hobbies & sport > Humour & jokes
What do you get if you cross a python and a porcupine?
A roll of barbed wire.
What do you call a teacher who’s always in a bad mood?
Typical.
Jaco Jacobs is the master of jokes and funny stories and now his 101 Joke books are finally available in English as well! Prepare for hours of laughter and entertainment at a price that will make you smile.
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Farm Animals
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Noodle Juice; Illustrated by Jake McDonald
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Discovery Miles 2 070
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This is definitely NOT just another boring book about farm
animals... It is full of ridiculously funny facts and rib-tickling
jokes that will make you giggle like a gaggle of geese. After
reading Not Just Another Book About Farm Animals, you'll never look
at a cow, sheep or llama the same way again! This is definitely NOT
just another early learning series. Our brand-new approach ensures
that children and parents will giggle together as they find out
just how funny facts can be! Titles include: Farm Animals, Things
That Mooove, Under The Sea and Night-time.
Discover all the foul facts about the Terrifying Tudors with
history's most horrible headlines. All the foul facts about the
Terrifying Tudors are ready to uncover, including: who invited
Queen Lizzie to visit his brand new toilet and what you get when
you sew the front of a chicken to the back of a pig * fully
illustrated throughout and packed with horrible stories - with all
the horribly hilarious bits included * with a fresh take on the
classic Horrible Histories style, perfect for fans old and new *
the perfect series for anyone looking for a fun and informative
read * Horrible Histories has been entertaining children and
families for generations with books, TV, stage show, magazines,
games and 2019's brilliantly funny Horrible Histories: the Movie -
Rotten Romans. Get your history right here and collect the whole
horrible lot. Read all about it!
You've probably heard of Joan of Arc...She's dead famous for
leading the French army into battle, going up in smoke when she was
burnt at the stake, and being an absolute saint. But have you heard
that Joan was always having to prove she wasn't a witch, loved
writing cheeky letters to very important people, and made the King
of France look like a complete coward Yes, even though she's dead,
Joan's still full of surprises. Now you can get the inside story
with Joan's secret diary, read the news that set France ablaze in
The Gallic Globe, and find out exactly how a teenage girl gave an
entire army it's marching orders.
Some people just can't resist showing off... and this book
introduces readers to some of the biggest braggers and loudest
show-offs throughout history. This book takes young readers on a
tour of some of history's greatest show-offs, from wealthy kings
and queens who loved to splash the cash to masterful musicians who
weren't shy about their talents or brilliant artists who could not
stop telling others how great they were. Some of the showoffs in
this book include: Queen Elizabeth I of England, who owned over
2,000 pairs of gloves, Alexander the Great, who named more than 70
cities in his vast empire after himself,... and one after his
horse! The Montgolfier brothers, who showed off their flashy new
invention, the hot air balloon, in front of huge crowds and even
the King and Queen! Andy Seed's hilarious text brings these crazy
but true stories to life, as he tells readers tales about massive
palaces, fast cars, monster banquets, immense armies, frilly
outfits, dazzling bling, musical masterpieces, epic artworks,
outrageous inventions and much, much more! Featuring long-dead
leaders, artists, musicians and more, from all around the world,
the snappy facts are paired with humorous character illustrations
from the brilliant Sam Caldwell for maximum hilarity.
There are lots of laughs at every level in Treehouse Tales: too
SILLY to be told . . . UNTIL NOW! From the bestselling Andy
Griffiths and Terry Denton. Climb the storeys with 13 fully
illustrated standalone adventures starring Andy, Terry, and their
friends. Featuring stories such as: The Magic Wand The Day We Put
Chairs Up Our Noses The Day Terry Flushed Me Down the Toilet The
Day the Sharks Bit My Head Off ... and many, many more! Well, what
are you waiting for? Come on up!
What do you get if you cross a python and a porcupine?
A roll of barbed wire.
What do you call a teacher who’s always in a bad mood?
Typical.
Jaco Jacobs is the master of jokes and funny stories and now his 101 Joke books are finally available in English as well! Prepare for hours of laughter and entertainment at a price that will make you smile.
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