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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series reaches hilarious new heights with jokes, puns, and gut-busting gags for every adventure.
Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 4.5 million copies!
Jump into page after page of adrenaline-pumping puns and sweat-inducing zingers that will take you high up in the sky, deep down inside caves, beneath the ocean, and out into space.
Risk these jokes, riddles, and puns on your own or challenge your fellow adventurers.
"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Figs." "Figs who?" "Figs the doorbell, it's broken!" Illustrations bring the silliness to a whole new level in this book of knock knock jokes kids love. Every joke is illustrated!
Kids LOVE knock knock jokes, and this illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave them in stitches! The World’s Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly knock knock jokes—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.
The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of brand-new jokes for every occasion and every member of the family! Get ready for a barrel of laughs in a pint-sized package: the jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and puns don't stop coming in Rob Elliott's newest collection of never-before-heard instant classics. Fresh and clean, this book is for good times with the whole family that will never grow old. Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke? A: Are you sure? It's gonna be cheesy!
Where the Sidewalk Ends turns forty To celebrate this anniversary of Shel Silverstein's outrageous and profound classic poetry collection, the jacket features an eye-catching commemorative red sticker. This special edition, with twelve extra poems, was first published in 2004 and is a timeless bestseller.
Where the sidewalk ends, Shel Silverstein's world begins. There you'll meet a boy who turns into a TV set and a girl who eats a whale. The Unicorn and the Bloath live there, and so does Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout who will not take the garbage out. It is a place where you wash your shadow and plant diamond gardens, a place where shoes fly, sisters are auctioned off, and crocodiles go to the dentist.
Shel Silverstein's masterful collection of poems and drawings is one of Parent & Child magazine's 100 Greatest Books for Kids. School Library Journal said, "Silverstein has an excellent sense of rhythm and rhyme and a good ear for alliteration and assonance that make these poems a pleasure to read aloud."
Shel Silverstein's incomparable career as a children's book author and illustrator began with Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back. In 1964, Shel's creativity continued to flourish as four more books were published in the same year--Don't Bump the Glump , A Giraffe and a Half, Who Wants a Cheap Rhinoceros?, and the beloved classic The Giving Tree. Later he continued to build his remarkable body of work with Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, Falling Up, Every Thing On It, The Missing Piece, The Missing Piece Meets the Big O, and Runny Babbit.
Supports the Common Core State Standards.
What lights up a stadium? A match! Which athletes are the warmest? Long jumpers! How do footballers stay cool? They play close to the fans! Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!
Addressing the struggles of young girls everywhere, this hilariously relatable comic guide to life provides real advice and encourages a new generation of teen girls to find confidence and embrace individuality. With friends, love, social media, body image, and more--navigating young adulthood can seem impossible. The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl provides humorous and highly relatable guidelines for all of the struggles young girls face, presented in author Christina De Witte's signature comic style and told from the point of view of her lovable Instagram and Internet character, Chrostin. A Hyperbole and a Half for the young adult audience, the book includes comics and hands-on advice about serious issues like mental health and self-care, and also deals with questions on every young girl's mind, like "Can you survive on pizza alone?" Quirky, hilarious, and sincere, The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl empowers young women to challenge society's unrealistic standards of beauty and embrace their individuality. This is sure to be a favorite for teen girls.
Peace-themed clothing and accessories are all the rage with the tween set, and this Mad Libs releases just in time to catch the wave on the trend! The twenty-one funny fill-in-the-blank stories about peace, love, friendship, and happiness will inspire peace lovers and make them laugh themselves silly!
Tonight I fancy a flight, so I shuffle my short feathers and jump... Take off on a night flight, have a monster's lunch, listen to birdsong, shout out the Apatosaurus rap and check out Alexander Fleming's petri dish. The read the note Cinderella left for her Ugly Sisters! A spectacular debut collection from an exciting new poet who is also a brilliant performer of her work in schools and festivals.
Pursue a more mindful life with words of wisdom from Star Wars mentors Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker.
A balanced mind. Inner calm. A positive influence on the world. A Jedi must embody all of these qualities in order to master the Force. But these same self-enlightenment skills can also help you to master a chaotic life in a galaxy much closer to home.
The heroes of the Star Wars universe have faced many trials and tribulations during their adventures. Learn from their experiences - and in many cases mistakes - to discover new mindfulness techniques to deal with stressful situations. Whether it be for coping with relationship struggles, managing workplace stress, or trying the save the galaxy from your overbearing father, Star Wars: Be More Yoda will not only give you tips for mindful thinking, but bring a moment of joy to your day.
The perfect gift for a Star Wars fan, Star Wars: Be More Yoda is an entertaining guide to mindfulness, featuring iconic moments from the Star Wars series alongside light-hearted advice for life.
This entertaining volume of verse for the very young is the perfect introduction to poetry. Written by author, lecturer and visiting professor of education, Gervase Phinn, it includes poems about everything that is important to children: animals, family, food - and some very good jokes Jane Eccles's humorous and wacky illustrations perfectly complement this lively and amusing collection.
The latest volume in the glorious bestiary 'Flanimals' features the prolific class of flying, crawling invertebrates collectively known as Blugs. The endless variety of Movs, Bants and Zubs. The metamorphosis from Monk Worm to Frag Drier. And the evil incarnate that is the Bletchling. Compulsive bedtime reading for children and disturbed adults alike. Night, night. And mind the Blugs don't bite.
In Sir Tony Robinson's Weird World of Wonders: Pets, Sir Tony Robinson takes you on a headlong gallop through time, pointing out all the most important, funny, strange, amazing, entertaining and smelly bits about pets. It's history, but not as we know it!
Find out everything you ever needed to know about pets through time in this brilliant illustrated, action-packed, fact-filled book, including:
- The fact that Egyptians worshipped cats and shaved off their eyebrows to mourn them when they died
- The brilliant and extremely useful jobs that animals did and still do for us in times of war
- A whole array of bizarre animals through time, including medieval squirrels!
- Pet fashions and fashionable pets
And lots of other facts about the amazing pets that we spend our lives with.
What are you waiting for? Let's get going . . .
For more funny history facts discover the whole series!
A witty wildlife fact and joke book from the National Trust This nutty book is packed with side-splittingly hilarious jokes and fascinating facts based on nature. Full of green-fingered giggles and wildlife witticisms, as well as incredible facts about nature, Ned the Nature Nut will turn you into a nature nut too! Written by Andy Seed - winner of the 2015 Blue Peter Book Award and brought to life with black and white illustrations from Sarah Horne
What if you could be immortal or have super senses or read minds? You'd be a superhero BUT are these superpowers feasible in the real world? Superpower Science: The Superhuman Body tells you all about the reality of these superpowers when looked at through a scientific lens.
The series Superpower Science focuses on the superpowers commonly associated with superheroes and reveals just how scientifically realistic they could be to us mere humans. Each title focuses on four to seven superpowers and explains which science principles would come into action if the superpower existed and what effect these science principles would have on the body. Momentum builds by questioning everything as we progress.
The comic book format and vintage-looking colourful illustrations paired with quirky and humorous explanations turn what would be considered by many as dry physics principles into high interest exciting books.
By pointing out the physical limitations of superpowers, the series aims to fix them, not crush children's dreams but inspire them to be interested in science. Perfect for reader aged 9 and up.
Mad Libs Junior gets Jurassic with 21 stories all about dinosaurs! Perfect for fans of dinos, this fun and interactive format based on traditional Mad Libs has all things dinosaurs, from teeth to tail spikes. The word banks, directions, and explanations about parts of speech are perfect for beginning readers. Kids will have a dino-mite time filling in the blanks for the 21 original stories inside this book.
In Ginger Kid, popular comedian Steve Hofstetter grapples with life after seventh grade . . . when his world fell apart. Formatted as a series of personal essays, Steve walks readers through awkward early dating, family turbulence, and the revenge of the bullied nerds. This YA nonfiction paperback edition is sure to be the beloved next volume for any kid who's ever felt like a misfit, and for those who dream big.
This is the first in a brand new series of humorous children's books by popular humour writer and cartoonist Martin Baxendale, whose spoof 'owner's manual' and 'survival guide' cartoon gift-books for adults sell close to 100,000 copies a year in the UK and have been published in more than 20 languages. Best-known of all is Martin's title "Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual", which has sold over 400,000 copies in the UK and more than a million copies worldwide.Well illustrated with scores of giggle-making cartoon illustrations, "When Will My Baby Brain Fall Out?" is an hilarious tale of childhood misunderstandings. 7-year-old Millie gets hold of the idea that her problems with schoolwork are down to her tiny baby brain, which will soon fall out like a baby tooth, to let her big-girl brain grow in its place. Convinced that this will make her much cleverer, Millie is determined to loosen up her baby brain so the Brain Fairy can come and get it from under her pillow as soon as possible (and leave a suitably large cash reward in its place of course).
What is a vampire's favorite kind of road? A main artery. Packed with spew-inducing jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and puns, Real Stinkers gives kids a yucky good time. Gross out friends, family, and even yourself! Real Stinkers is a funfest of foul laughs, gasps, and groans . . . all topped with a load of disgusting facts, vile vocabulary, and demented definitions. Which Spanish city has the worst food? Barf-a-lona. From burps to farts, bugs to slugs, grime to slime, and goo to poo, this book has it all.
They may have looked all prim and proper, but the Victorians were a jolly naughty bunch who could be vicious and violent and villainous. Readers can discover the murderers who wouldn't hang, when the first public loo was flushed and all about stag hunting in Paddington Station. With a bold, accessible new look, these bestselling titles are sure to be a huge hit with yet another generation of Terry Deary fans. Revised by the author and illustrated throughout to make Horrible Histories more accessible to young readers. 2018 is HORRIBLE HISTORIES twenty-fifth anniversary.
It's time to get festive with Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book - with Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! A fantastic compendium of Christmas jokes and activities, crazy carols, completely true Christmas facts* and all-round festive nuttiness - Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! is the perfect stocking filler for kids of all ages. *This is a lie - we made them up because we're anarchists!
Learn about evil Marvel supervillains including Thanos, Green Goblin, Ultron, Vulture and Red Skull along with many other fearsome foes!
Children from ages 5 to 7 can discover the terrible plots and incredible powers of the Marvel villains. Exciting pictures and bold text makes Marvel Ultimate Villains ideal for children learning to read. The mix of narrative spreads and interactive genre spreads encourages children to access information from a range of sources and develop comprehension skill.
Marvel Ultimate Villains is a Level 2 Reader: Beginning to Read, featuring engaging and highly illustrated topics with true kid appeal. Narrative spreads are supported with captions and annotations, and a quiz, to encourage children to develop comprehension skills.
© 2018 MARVEL
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