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Books > Children's & Educational > Leisure interests, hobbies & sport > Humour & jokes
Mr Left lives on the left page. And Mr Right lives on the right
page. They just want to be together, but there's no way of getting
from one page to the other. And they've tried everything! They try
going across the page, they try going over the page and they even
try going under the page in this delightful gatefold novelty.
Children will love the simple narrative and will marvel at Mr
Right's ingenious solution - it's one to get readers big or small
thinking outside the box
Bestselling author and illustrator Liz Pichon gives you a
step-by-step guide to drawing the wonderful characters from her
blockbuster Tom Gates series, and more! The must-have art activity
book for fans of Tom Gates: a celebration of imagination and
creativity, packed with how-to doodles, pictures to colour-in and
things to make and do. Learn how to illustrate Rooster the dog and
Tom's favourite snacks, how to design a bedroom like Tom's with
your doodles on his walls, draw lots of facial expressions and
much, much more! Over 5 million copies of the Tom Gates series sold
in the UK! Leave boredom behind with this activity-packed book:
hours of fun for kids. The perfect present for creative kids. ABOUT
THE TOM GATE SERIES: Written in diary form Full of Tom's doodles
and pictures & his amazing sense of humour This first title in
the series, was the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize! Perfect
gifts for boys & girls who love to laugh themselves silly The
first series of The Brilliant World of Tom Gates won the Scottish
BAFTA for Entertainment! Love Tom Gates? Don't miss Liz Pichon's
spectacular Shoe Wars, a laugh-out-loud, gadget-packed adventure!
The Incredible Joke Book is part of the bestselling Football School
series, which teaches you about the world through football, packed
with superstar stories, fun facts and laugh-out-loud illustrations.
Perfect for readers 7+ and recommended by the National Literacy
Trust, BookTrust, the Premier League and parents and teachers. Get
ready to laugh your football socks off with this side-splitting
joke book. What's a striker's favourite magic routine? A hat trick!
Why was the peacock sent off? It was a professional fowl What's a
chip-lover's top footie show? Catch of the Day, with Gary Vinegar
Packed with great gags about silly stars, team titters and naughty
nicknames, this is the perfect gift to give any football fan the
giggles. "We love this book series!" Match of the Day Weekly
"Intelligent, inspiring, funny" Head of Education, Premier League
Collect the series! Football School Season 1 -4 Star Players Epic
Heroes Football School Terrific Teams 20 Fantastic Football Stories
The Amazing Quiz Book The Incredible Joke Book The Ultimate Puzzle
Book The Greatest Ever Quiz Book - out in 2022!
A high-energy, laugh-out-loud, fully illustrated adventure story by
much-loved actor Stephen Mangan and talented artist Anita Mangan.
'Just read the title... that will draw them in. It's a bit naughty,
a bit silly, a bit funny but you start reading and it's an
adventure Holly Willoughby A sure-fire way for kids to entertain
themselves. What's more, it's also excellent for reading aloud
LoveReading4Kids 'Laugh-out-loud stuff' Ray D'Arcy It's the most
important day of the year for King Fabian as he is hosting all the
neighbouring rulers. Everything simply must go perfectly. King
Fabian wakes up, stretches, and... farts. His wife's fury is so
huge that he panics and blames the butler, who is carted off to the
dungeons. Leaving behind a big problem: Fabian isn't really the
brains behind the crown: it is the butler... how will dithery
Fabian manage to pull off this high-pressure event alone? His small
and smelly fart looks like it will kick off a crisis... Frank - a
kitchen boy with a big imagination - is drafted in as an emergency
butler. As the banquet descends into a food fight and processions
catapult out of control, Frank finds himself in an all-out farty
farce. Can he save the day? Wildly funny and endlessly surprising,
this is delightfully imaginative, surreal storytelling with a
message that small events can trigger big change, and children can
be heroes! Packed with pictures by Stephen Mangan's sister Anita
Mangan. Escape the Rooms is one of the most loved and bestselling
children's debuts of 2021. Praise for Stephen Anita's first book,
Escape the Rooms: "A brilliant, clever, kind of genius book" Graham
Norton, Virgin Radio 'Richly imagined and deeply heartfelt' Hadley
Freeman, Guardian 'Manages to feel both classic and modern at the
same time' Good Housekeeping 'A beautiful and exciting adventure
that ignites the imagination' Edith Bowman Stephen Mangan is an
author, script-writer and actor with huge range across TV, radio,
film and theatre. From classic comedy such as Green Wing, Episodes
and I'm Alan Partridge and acclaimed drama such as The Split,
Stephen also presents Portrait and Landscape Artist of the Year and
regularly appears on stage, most recently as a highly praised
Ebeneezer Scrooge in A Christmas Carol. Stephen also voiced the
title role in Postman Pat: The Movie. He has been a member of the
judging panels for the Costa Book of the Year prize and The
Laugh-Out-Loud Awards (The Lollies). His first children's book was
the bestselling Escape the Rooms. Anita Mangan is a celebrated
graphic designer and illustrator who has designed over 60 books
including for Leon Restaurants, Gizzi Erskine and Fearne Cotton.
She illustrated the best-selling Be a Unicorn series. Her first
children's book was the bestselling Escape the Rooms.
Bursting with fascinating facts for impressing friends, parents,
grandparents and teachers - perfect for curious children
everywhere! Wow your friends! Amaze your teachers! Astonish your
family! Find over 130 mind-boggling facts and sensational stats in
this fun-packed and hilarious book, perfect for 9+ readers. Whether
you love animals or adventure, science or sport, inspiring people
or incredible places, you'll find ALL the weird and wonderful facts
you'll ever need in the pages of this book. You won't want to put
it down! The perfect beginner's book for STEAM related topics. Look
out for more amazing fact books: Amazing Facts Every 6 Year Old
Needs to Know Amazing Facts Every 7 Year Old Needs to Know Amazing
Facts Every 8 Year Old Needs to Know Amazing Facts Every 10 Year
Old Needs to Know
Once again author and illustrator Jacqui Taylor has drawn
inspiration from the animals, plants and images of Africa for this
delightful book of verse. Children will love the bright colours,
textures and detail in her illustrations, which are factual rather
than fantastical and therefore educational, yet in a fun style. The
verses themselves are rhythmical and make use of indigenous words
in the context of the imagery. Also included is a section of
fascinating facts that teach and 'add value' to the verses
themselves.
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Hack and Whack
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Francesca Simon; Illustrated by Frances McKay
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Hack and Whack - two angelic looking Viking toddler twins - are on
the attack! As they go marauding around their village, upsetting
the apple carts, little do they know there is a force far more
powerful than they: their mum! The story ends on the terrible two
being plunged into a cold bath!Gloriously funny, slapstick, fast
paced action from the queen of funny.
Who would bring the door, la puerta, to a picnic instead of the pig, el puerco? An old man who's great at gardening but lousy at listening to his wife! "In the universal tradition of the wise-fool story, this gentle disaster tale is funny and affectionate....The combination is great for reading aloud." -- Booklist "Cepeda makes brilliant use of color, form, and perspective to add humor to the work. It's a story children will want to retell themselves." -- Kirkus Reviews
A brilliant new picture book from major talent John Bond, creator
of Mini Rabbit. Pigeon is extremely busy doing important things.
Rushing here, rushing there. He has no time to stop, and he
definitely doesn't have time to get lost. Luckily Mouse is on hand
to help. Mouse is not busy. Mouse is not busy at all. Mouse has all
the time in the world to admire and appreciate the world around
him. As this unlikely duo pair up to help Pigeon find his way home,
Mouse wonders if he might be able persuade Pigeon to stop and look
at the world around him too... A witty and exquisitely illustrated
new picture book about appreciating the little things in life from
award-winning illustrator and creator of Mini Rabbit, John Bond.
From bestselling author Beth Garrod comes a fantastically funny
wish fulfilment story. Perfect for fans of The Extremely
Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks and The Amazing Edie Eckhart.
Secondary school is ninety-eight days away, which means I'm running
out of time to break free from my totally embarrassing nickname
Breaking News Nelly . . . Why did it have to be me who tripped
playing netball and smashed a TV camera during the live report on
our new sports hall opening?! I desperately need a relaunch, but
it's hard when you have the worst luck in the world! At least I
have my best friends Clara and Jas. Even though nothing ever seems
to go right for us, we've always been in it together. Like the time
we wrote down our ultimate wishes but knew they wouldn't come true
. . . until they did! Now more and more of our wishes are being
granted, and we're having the best time ever! Maybe my fortunes
have changed and I have the chance to ditch my old identity and
become Totally Cool Nelly. Surely absolutely nothing is about to go
wrong . . .? Praise for Sister Switch: 'Hilarious!' Jenny
Valentine, author of A Girl Called Joy 'Blistering funny, this book
is a joyous, sunny, heart-warming treat!' Simon James Green, author
of Life of Riley 'World-class and whip-smart comedy.' Sibeal
Pounder, author of the Bad Mermaid series 'Beth Garrod is the queen
of capturing those funny-awful-awkward teen moments and she creates
such warm, loveable and relatable characters!' Perdita Cargill,
author of Diary of an Accidental Witch
It's time to get festive with Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses
and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very
Silly Joke Book - with Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and
Stuffing! A fantastic compendium of Christmas jokes and activities,
crazy carols, completely true Christmas facts* and all-round
festive nuttiness - Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and
Stuffing! is the perfect stocking filler for kids of all ages.
*This is a lie - we made them up because we're anarchists!
From the bestselling team behind Horrible Histories - a hilarious
and equally gory spin-off series delving into the diaries of famous
people of the past! It's time to delve into the totally true (sort
of) and incredibly intriguing pages of Henry VIII's Secret Diary.
First! Terry Deary steps into the mind of one of history's most
tyrannical kings, bringing you Henry VIII's thoughts on: the Plague
Christmas his wives the French executions the Church his wives!
Scotland feasts his wives!! hunting Horrible Histories' Secret
Diaries of the most extraordinary (and Horrible) characters of all
time will blow your mind. ABOUT THE SERIES Horrible Histories'
Secret Diaries are the perfect introduction to important figures
from history. Fully illustrated throughout and told from the
character's (sometimes delusional) point of view, each diary
reveals the (quite likely) inner workings of their minds during the
events that shaped their lives. Covering key moments in Henry's
life and the history of the Tudor period, the Secret Diary of Henry
VIII reveals his: reaction to the death of his father, Henry VII
experience at the field of the cloth of gold relations with the
Churchhopes for a son thoughts on his enemies and his allies right
up to the end of his life in 1547. Each diary is the perfect
introduction to a pivotal era in British History, brilliantly
immersive and sure to capture the imagination!
For adventurous readers of all ages... a book of nonsense, old and
new... a playful text, like a game to share, a challenge... an
absurd-word wrangle-mangle, a story-stew... This beautifully
presented and fully illustrated new collection presents many
English-language favourites, some old and some newly made, to try
twisting your tongue to. Dip in and out, or attempt to read all the
way to the end in one sitting. The word gatherings get harder as
the book goes on, but each gets easier, of course, once you have a
go... Read these words carefully and out loud. Follow the book's
path as it turns and twists, as it stoops and stumbles. Keep up as
it baffles your brain and shifts your senses. Try saying them as
fast as you can. Delight in the confusion and test yourself. You'll
soon get the hang of it. Can you read this book? We look forward to
finding out.
A collection of silly verses about various creatures that live in the ocean, including crabs, swordfish, whales, and polar bears.
Discover all the foul facts about the Awesome Egyptians with
history's most horrible headlines. All the foul facts about the
Awesome Egyptians are ready to uncover, including: which king had
the worst blackheads why some kings had to wear false beards and
why the peasants were revolting. * fully illustrated throughout and
packed with horrible stories - with all the horribly hilarious bits
included * with a fresh take on the classic Horrible Histories
style, perfect for fans old and new * the perfect series for anyone
looking for a fun and informative read * Horrible Histories has
been entertaining children and families for generations with books,
TV, stage show, magazines, games and 2019's brilliantly funny
Horrible Histories: the Movie - Rotten Romans. Get your history
right here and collect the whole horrible lot. Read all about it!
Rampaging Rugby is the first in the Stupendous Sports series, which
aims to do for sport what Horrible Histories did for Year 6 history
with Mr Simkin! Full of cartoons, player tips your coach won't tell
you, irreverent explanations, fascinating facts and plenty of
practical instruction. With a foreword and pro tips by former All
Black Conrad Smith, Rampaging Rugby promotes an understanding and a
love of the game for boy and girls, which is as much about the
spirit as the rules.
"What an amazing story this is! One family's struggle for survival
in the chaos of Syria, and one boy's courageous decision to risk
his life to tell the story. This graphic memoir is inspiring and
exciting, powerful and very poignant. I loved it!" -Anderson Cooper
"A story of journalism at its most inspiring, its most
heartbreaking, its most essential. Muhammad is a reporter who
brings hope to a damaged world." -John Berman, CNN anchor "A
powerful true story that demonstrates the power of one young person
determined to change the world. Everyone should read this
phenomenal book." -Victoria Jamieson, coauthor of When Stars Are
Scattered "A beautiful book about an incredible boy. In telling
Muhammad's story, Neus simultaneously captures the extraordinary
sincerity and courage of so many young Syrians, against the
backdrop of a hideous war. Children everywhere should read this
inspiring book." -Clarissa Ward, CNN Chief International
Correspondent Muhammad Najem was only eight years old when the war
in Syria began. He was thirteen when his beloved Baba, his father,
was killed in a bombing while praying. By fifteen, Muhammad didn't
want to hide anymore-he wanted to act. He was determined to reveal
what families like his were enduring in Syria: bombings by their
own government and days hiding in dark underground shelters. Armed
with the camera on his phone and the support of his family, he
started reporting on the war using social media. He interviewed
other kids like him to show what they hope for and dream about.
More than anything, he did it to show that Syrian kids like his
toddler brother and infant sister, are just like kids in any other
country. Despite unimaginable loss, Muhammad was always determined
to document the humanity of the Syrian people. Eventually, the
world took notice. This tenderly illustrated graphic memoir is told
by Muhammad himself along with CNN producer Nora Neus, who helped
break Muhammad's story and bring his family's plight to an
international audience.
Over the last 50 years, Price Stern Sloan has published hundreds
and hundreds of Mad Libs stories. Come fill out over 125 of the
funniest ones in this deluxe oversize edition. This book also
includes a history of the game as told by the creator Leonard Stern
(complete with pictures) and stories filled out by todayas hottest
stars! Itas the super-silly way to say _________ [adjective] 50th
Anniversary, Mad Libs!
The Enormous Crocodile is hungry and ready to use cunning plans and
clever tricks to snap up a snack. Just be careful that he doesn't
snap up . . . YOU! A finger puppet book that really bites, this is
a laugh-out-loud book for adults and chiddlers to read together
A hilariously informative book of facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart.
Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders?
Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this
gaseous guide to kids' favorite animals (and some they've probably
never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals
pass gas, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the
most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even
learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for
reluctant readers, and with full-color illustrations throughout,
Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based
on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive
Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
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All at Sea
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Terry Deary; Illustrated by Martin Brown
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Discover all the foul facts behind the story of Britain and
Ireland's seafaring heritage with history's most horrible
headlines: cruise edition. Find your horrible sea legs with Terry
Deary, the master of making history fun. From the early explorers
to the Pilgrim Fathers, the horrors of the slave trade to the
particular appeal of a piratical life, the Royal Navy to the
Merchant Navy, ship-building tales, fishing traditions and beyond,
it's all in Horrible Histories: All at Sea: fully illustrated
throughout and packed with hair-raising stories with all the
horribly hilarious bits included with a fresh take on the classic
Horrible Histories style, perfect for fans old and new the perfect
series for anyone looking for a fun and informative read Horrible
Histories has been entertaining children and families for
generations with books, TV, stage show, magazines, games and 2019's
brilliantly funny Horrible Histories: the Movie - Rotten Romans.
Get your history right here and collect the whole horrible lot Read
all about it!
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