Q: What card game do porcupines like the most?
A: Poker.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell. The thing is not working!

Q: How does the Apostle Paul make coffee?
A: Hebrews it.

Everyone loves a good joke - especially children! Research suggests that children
start to appreciate that a word with multiple meanings can be funny around the age
of seven, said Peter McGraw, a professor of marketing and psychology at the
University of Colorado who runs a lab dedicated to researching humor.

As a result, children tend to really like puns and other punch line-driven driven jokes.

LOL-apalooza is a fun way youngsters can develop their senses of humor. Chock-full
of more than 444 jokes accompanied by humorous illustrations, this book will help
kids grow their confidence as they tell good, clean, and hilarious jokes to their
friends. Each title in the Knock-Knock Rocks series includes a special knock-knock
section. From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, the fun doesn't end!

Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

This adventure series is created especially for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, magical academies like Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga, and games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Pokemon GO. Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters is the second book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which boasts more than eight hundred jokes. The jokes inside poke fun at everything Minecraft from ghasts to Endermen. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book, and the jokes will make you giggle like you've never giggled before! Inside you will find uproarious jokes such as: Why don't they have knock-knock jokes in Minecraft? Because hostile mobs don't knock on your door--they blow it up! What do you get when you cross an Enderman with a creeper? A teleporting bomb. For kids ages five and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You'll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!

Jokes for Minecrafters is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrates the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes such as: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages five and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You'll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. As a bonus, you'll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs! Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers--picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Includes over 100 fill-in-the-blank stories

Whether you?re snowed in or looking for a great holiday party activity, this oversized bind-up of four of our top-selling Christmas- and winterthemed Mad Libs?plus 21 entirely new Christmas-themed stories? will have you laughing your way through the holidays.

For over fifty years, Price Stern Sloan has published hundreds of supersilly Mad Libs stories. In this deluxe, oversize follow-up to Best of Mad Libs, you can join the fun with over 125 of the greatest Mad Libs stories So grab a __________________ and get started

A beautiful hardback collection of the very best poems by Brian Moses. Includes 'Walking with My Iguana' 'The Lost Angels', 'Aliens Stole My Underpants', 'Behind the Staffroom Door', 'Lost Magic', 'The Sssnake Hotel', 'A Feather from an Angel', 'Cakes in the Staffroom' and many, many more.

Introducing a collection of jokes that is hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly! This box set includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and a whole lot more. The Lots Jokes Box Set is sure to send every kid you know to their knees in a breath-stealing, sidesplitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. This collection provides fun for the whole family! With over 750 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit. This box set includes: Lots of Jokes for Kids Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Lots of Tongue Twisters for Kids 1 sheet of laugh-out-loud monster stickers

The real story of the rotten Romans and cut-throat Celts - for those who can stomach it! Go back into the really rotten times of the Romans, where there were beastly battles, deadly doctors and marvellous myths. Discover what Roman soldiers wore under their kilts, how ancient Britons got their hair nice and how Romans told the future with dead chickens. This brand-new edition of the bestselling books by Terry Deary celebrates the release of Horrible Histories, The Movie: Rotten Romans, in cinemas 2019.

Rhyming animal riddles feature a crab, a dolphin, and other sea animals hiding under the flaps in this lift-the-flap board book.

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series heads back to school with a collection of brand-new jokes that will have the whole class in stitches!

A new class clown is in town: Rob Elliott’s #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is back with a set of jokes to last the whole school year.

With riotous jokes for every occasion—from chortling in the hallways to cackling on the bus—these instant classics full of fresh, clean humor will keep the whole school quaking with laughter!

How do bees get to class?

They take the school buzz!

Daddy Fartypants was a very windy bear. It didn't matter where he was. Or what he was doing ...

Of all the reasons to be embarrassed by your dad, loud and persistent FARTING is the WORST. The trouble with Daddy Fartypants is that he won't even say sorry for his bottom blasts; he always blames someone else. But that all changes when Daddy meets his son's lovely (and very windy!) new teacher ...

Laugh your pants off with Daddy Fartypants, the hilariously windy new character from Emer Stamp, creator of the bestselling The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig!

From the WINNER of the 2019 LOLLIES book awards