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Books > Children's & Educational > Leisure interests, hobbies & sport > Humour & jokes
Pack your brain with football fun and trivia ahead of the 2023 FIFA
Women’s World Cup! Did you know? The world’s largest football
shirt is over 80m long. In 2002, Australia won a World Cup
qualifying game by 31–0. Danish referee Henning Erikstrup’s
fake teeth fell out when he went to blow the final whistle. The
youngest person to be signed by a football club was less than 2
years old. From record-breaking goals to the world's most
extraordinary players, from stunning stadiums to weird and
wonderful mascots, discover over 100 fascinating football facts,
specially selected for readers aged 7. Look out for more Amazing
Facts books: Amazing Facts Every 6 Year Old Needs to Know Amazing
Facts Every 7 Year Old Needs to Know Amazing Facts Every 8 Year Old
Needs to Know Amazing Facts Every 10 Year Old Needs to Know
Brand new from the bestselling team behind Horrible Histories! It's
time to delve into the totally true (sort of) and incredibly
intriguing pages of Boudica's Secret Diary. Terry Deary steps into
the mind of one of history's most powerful warriors, bringing you
Boudica's thoughts on: the Romans! uprisings! marriage! Gaul!
Horrible Histories' Secret Diaries of the most extraordinary (and
Horrible) characters of all time will blow your mind. Horrible
Histories' Secret Diaries are the perfect introduction to important
figures from history. Fully illustrated throughout and told from
the character's (sometimes delusional) point of view, each diary
reveals the (quite likely) inner workings of their minds during the
events that shaped their lives. Covering key moments in Boudica's
life and the history of the Roman Empire's rule in Britain, the
Secret Diary of Boudica reveals her: reaction to becoming the
warrior Queen of the Iceni relationship with her servant and
friend, Marcus leadership of her Celtish tribe battles against the
Roman Empire Each diary is the perfect introduction to a pivotal
era in British History, brilliantly immersive and sure to capture
the imagination!
If someone asked you to paint a snowman, you would probably start
with three white circles stacked one upon another. Then you would
add black dots for eyes, an orange triangle for a nose and a black
dotted smile. But if Picasso painted a snowman... From that simple
premise flows this delightful, whimsical, educational picture book
that shows how the artist's imagination can summon magic from a
prosaic subject. Greg Newbold's chameleon-like artistry shows us
Roy Lichtenstein's snow hero saving the day, Georgia O'Keefe's
snowman blooming in the desert, Claude Monet's snowmen among
haystacks, Grant Wood's American Gothic snowman, Jackson Pollock's
snowman in ten thousand splats, Salvador Dali's snowmen dripping
like melty cheese, and snowmen as they might have been rendered by
J.M.W. Turner, Gustav Klimt, Paul Klee, Marc Chagall, Georges
Seurat, Pablita Velarde, Piet Mondrian, Sonia Delaunay, Jacob
Lawrence and Vincent van Gogh. Our guide for this tour is a lively
hamster who-also chameleon-like-sports a Dali moustache on one
spread, a Van Gogh ear bandage on the next. "What would your
snowman look like?" the book ask and then offers a page with a
picture frame for a child to fill in. Backmatter thumbnail
biographies of the artists complete this highly original tour of
the creative imagination that will delight adults as well as
children.
Now an animated series with Paramount+ and Nickelodeon! Like a
sudden soccer ball to the gut, this thrilling installment in the
enormously popular Big Nate series will take your breath away! When
you're a sixth-grade dynamo like Nate Wright, life comes at you
fast. Whether it's a soccer ball to the head or another teacher
tirade, surprises lurk around every corner. In this Big Nate
collection, Nate's friends issue the ultimate insult: they point
out all the ways he resembles his arch-nemesis, Gina. Nate also
scores a new job as an intern at Klassic Komix, and his master plan
to carpet-bomb the school with Valentine's Day cards goes seriously
sideways. And when Nate gets dragged into a cringe-worthy party for
the dreaded Mrs. Godfrey, what could possibly go wrong? With
laughs, adventures, and jokes galore, In Your Face! will make your
head spin.
A hilarious nonfiction picture book from the New York Times
bestselling author and creator of Awkward Yeti. Oh hey, guess what?
The Sun never stops working to keep things on Earth running
smoothly. (That's why it's been Employee of the Month for 4.5
billion years.) So why does the Sun get to be the center of
attention? Because it's our solar system's very own star! This
funny and factual picture book from Awkward Yeti creator Nick Seluk
explains every part of the Sun's big job: keeping our solar system
together, giving Earth day and night, keeping us warm, and more. In
fact, the Sun does so much for us that we wouldn't be alive without
it. That's kind of a big deal. Each spread features bite-sized text
and comic-style art with sidebars sprinkled throughout.
Anthropomorphized planets (and Pluto) chime in with commentary as
readers learn about the Sun. For instance, Mars found someone's
rover. Earth wants the Sun to do more stuff for it. And Jupiter
just wants the Sun's autograph. Funny, smart, and accessible, The
Sun Is Kind of a Big Deal is a must-have!
This entertaining collection of jokes about Hanukkah, plus other
favorite Jewish festivals, will make kids laugh throughout the
year. Perfect for kids 6-12, this clever humor collection features
over 500 rib-tickling jokes about Hanukkah and other Jewish
holidays, plus lots of hilarious black-and-white illustrations to
round out the fun. What do you call leftover latkes? Later taters!
With chapters like Hanukkah Hilarity, Punny Passover, Rosh
Has-ha-ha-nah and more, this 128-page book will amuse kids all
season long. Developed by the childhood experts at Highlights, this
book is full of wholesome humor that budding comedians-and their
friends and family-can enjoy. Plus, telling jokes is a fun way for
kids to develop important social-emotional skills and boost their
confidence, too.
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The Baddies
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Julia Donaldson; Illustrated by Axel Scheffler
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"Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler are the Lennon and McCartney of
children's publishing" Sunday Times The brand-new picture book from
superstar author and illustrator Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler
is a riot of slapstick fun and silliness. '[The Baddies] is every
bit as charming and wonderful and funny as you'd imagine' Nihal
Arthanyake, BBC Radio 5 Live 'A mean ghost, witch and troll try,
yet hilariously fail, to frighten a girl in this brilliant new tale
from the superstar picture book duo' The Bookseller 'Keeps little
ones grinning and guffawing from the first colour-soaked page to
the last hilarious line of this fresh, funny and exuberant rhyming
story . With Donaldson's heartwarming, inspirational messages about
being brave and standing up to bullies, a wise and enchanting story
in a rhyme perfectly created for reading aloud, and Scheffler's
stunning and richly detailed illustrations providing lots to spot
on every page, this is a creative partnership made in children's
reading heaven!' Lancashire Evening Post The Baddies are the
meanest, nastiest ghost, witch and troll in the land. They just
adore being bad, and fight over who is the worst. When a little
girl moves into a nearby cottage, the Baddies can't wait to scare
her out of her wits. But the little girl quickly shows them that
you don't have to be big to be brave, and baddies don't always win.
Perfect read-aloud rhyming text and stunning pictures on every page
with lots of details to spot Julia and Axel are the team that have
created picture book favourites such as The Gruffalo, Stick Man,
Zog and Highway Rat - all of which have been made into animated
films premiering on BBC1 Christmas Day. The Smeds and the Smoos is
on BBC One at Christmas with voice artists including Bill Bailey
(comedian and Strictly winner), Adjoa Andoh (Bridgerton), Sally
Hawkins (Paddington movies) and Rob Brydon (Gavin and Stacey).
The hugely successful Football Superstars series launches the
ultimate joke book, filled with hundreds of the most hilarious
football gags around! What's more, Football Superstars: Football
Jokes Rule features page after page of hilarious pictures, with
loads of anecdotes and fun throughout. Get ready to titter and roar
with laughter with this sidesplitting joke book - perfect for
encouraging young football fans to read by themselves or with
friends.
Brand new adventures for Barry Loser in this new series of full
colour graphic novels - perfect for fans of DogMan, Bunny vs Monkey
and Kitty Quest 'RIDONKULOUSLY FUNNY, EVERY KID SHOULD GET THEIR
HOOTER INTO THIS TOTAL WINNER OF A GRAPHIC NOVEL' - Jenny Pearson,
bestselling author of The Super Miraculous Journey of Freddie Yates
Celebrating Barry Loser's 10th birthday with a new series of
graphic novel adventures! The bestselling, award-winning Barry
Loser series is ten years old and Barry, Bunky, Nancy and the gang
are off on a series of new adventures - in full colour graphic
novel format and with 'how to draw' sections to help you make your
own comic books! In the first book, Barry has had enough of being a
loser and wants to prove he's a Total Winner, but when his parents
ban him from gaming he has to think outside of the box . . . Barry
also has a new cat called French Fries - the keelest cat ever amen.
Jim Smith's books have sold 840k copies in the English language,
and sold in 17 territories. He won the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, the
Scholastic Lollies award, was shortlisted for the Waterstones
prize, and had a World Book Day book. Have you got all of Jim
Smith's amazekeel books? Barry Loser: I am not a loser Barry Loser:
I am still not a loser Barry Loser: I am so over being a loser
Barry Loser: I am sort of a loser Barry Loser and the holiday of
doom Barry Loser and the case of the crumpled carton Barry Loser
hates half term Barry Loser and the birthday billions Barry Loser:
worst school trip ever! Barry Loser is the best at football NOT
Barry Loser and the trouble with pets My dad is a loser free ebook
My mum is a loser free ebook Future Ratboy and the attack of the
killer robot grannies Future Ratboy and the invasion of the
nom-noms Future Ratboy and the quest for the missing thingy The
Super Weird Mysteries Danger at Donut Diner Attack of the Haunted
Lunchbox My Pencil Case is a Time Machine
Explains how weather and water wear away rock and includes two
experiments to assist in understanding how erosion works.
It’s time for lunch, and Jim Panzee has just picked the very last banana on the tree. But then he drops it. When he climbs down to find it, Warthog has already picked up the banana and thinks it belongs to him. “It’s mine!” they both insist. As the two argue, the other animals arrive and soon, no one can agree who the banana belongs to. Until Norman suggests, “What if you share the banana?” Talented author-illustrator team Suzanne Lang and Max Lang convey the struggle of learning how to share in this funny board book for toddlers and babies that encourages kindness and generosity.
"Shark Summer is bursting with vibrant, expressive art....The
characters are distinct and relatable...It's a lovely read!"--Molly
Knox Ostertag, author of the Witch Boy series "Eloquently
chronicled in Marcks's cinematic panels, friendships are formed and
repaired, parental relationships articulated, and inner conflicts
expressed and resolved. A winning production." --Kirkus When a
Hollywood film crew arrives on Martha's Vineyard with a mechanical
shark and a youth film contest boasting a huge cash prize,
disgraced pitcher Gayle "Blue Streak" Briar sees a chance to turn a
bad season into the best summer ever. After recruiting aspiring
cinematographer Elijah Jones and moody director Maddie Grey, Gayle
and her crew set out to uncover the truth of the island's own
phantom shark and win the prize money. But these unlikely friends
are about to discover what happens when you turn your camera toward
the bad things lurking below the surface.
The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing
giggles to a whole new age group! Get ready for Valentine's Day
with this beautifully illustrated lift-the-flap joke book. A great
activity book for little ones, including anyone looking for a
boredom buster. Rob Elliott's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series
has sold more than 5 million copies. Now his
fun-for-the-whole-family collection has been adapted for younger
readers and illustrated in full color by Anna Chernyshova. Lift
more than a dozen flaps to reveal Valentine's Day-themed jokes and
puns that are perfect for the whole family! Rob Elliott is a
trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with kids.
As one reviewed noted, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old
classics, and even a few that you probably haven't heard yet, which
is a kindness for parents everywhere."
Two Books in one! Episodes 7 & 8 in the hit Bad Guys series -
soon to be a feature film animation. "I wish I'd had these books as
a kid. Hilarious!" - Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and
Dog Man They sound like the Bad Guys, they look like the Bad
Guys... and they even smell like the Bad Guys. But Mr Wolf, Mr
Piranha, Mr Snake and Mr Shark are about to change all of that -
whether you want them to or not! EPISODE SEVEN:
DO-YOU-THINK-HE-SAURUS?! The Bad Guys have flown through outer
space, made it back to Earth, and managed to land in exactly the
right place ... but exactly the wrong TIME. Who knew alien escape
pods were capable of time travel?!? And now that they're 65 million
years in the past, they must avoid being eaten by dinosaurs and fix
their broken time machine if they ever want to get back home before
an evil alien destroys the whole world!This super special edition
also includes a hilarious original short story following evil Dr.
Marmalade's quest for superstardom, quizzes, games, and more!
EPISODE EIGHT: SUPERBAD The Bad Guys have strangely acquired
SUPERPOWERS! But their powers might be, well, defective. They can
only do things like blow their own pants off in public. Not exactly
what you'd call hero-caliber skills.Defective or not, the Bad Guys
have a job to do. With Dr. Marmalade ready to destroy the world,
Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Piranha, and Mr. Shark finally have their
chance to be (super)heroes! And this time, they may just get some
help... ABOUT THE SERIES Full of hilarious line illustrations
throughout Fans of Dog Man, Cat Kid and Captain Underpants will
love this series Perfect for children who a struggling with reading
- or who just want to laugh their socks off The Bad Guys feature
length animation will release in UK cinemas on 1 April 2022 Praise
for The Bad Guys: "[T]his book instantly joins the classic ranks of
Captain Underpants... We challenge anyone to read this and keep a
straight face." - Kirkus Reviews BOOKS INCLUDED IN THIS TWO BOOK
BIND-UP EDITION Episode 7: Do-You-Think-He-Saurus?! Episode 8:
Superbad
Why was the broom late? It overswept. What did the janitor say when
he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! The next time your young
comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share
Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for unending hilarity and
unyielding giggle attacks, because these jokes don't quit! Srsly.
Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you rolling on the floor with
laughter with smiles so big your cheeks hurt...srsly!
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Terrifying Tudors
(Paperback)
Terry Deary; Illustrated by Martin Brown
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Discover all the foul facts about the Terrifying Tudors with
history's most horrible headlines. All the foul facts about the
Terrifying Tudors are ready to uncover, including: who invited
Queen Lizzie to visit his brand new toilet and what you get when
you sew the front of a chicken to the back of a pig * fully
illustrated throughout and packed with horrible stories - with all
the horribly hilarious bits included * with a fresh take on the
classic Horrible Histories style, perfect for fans old and new *
the perfect series for anyone looking for a fun and informative
read * Horrible Histories has been entertaining children and
families for generations with books, TV, stage show, magazines,
games and 2019's brilliantly funny Horrible Histories: the Movie -
Rotten Romans. Get your history right here and collect the whole
horrible lot. Read all about it!
Get ready to experience a whole new thrilling sequence of adventure
and discovery in the delightful, New York Times bestselling Phoebe
and Her Unicorn series by Dana Simpson. A new school year means
many things for nine-year-old Phoebe Howell and her unicorn best
friend, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils. They prepare for a school dance
(lame!), meet new friends (ghosts and gnomes and goblins, OH MY!),
and even experience a rare supernatural phenomenon called a
Unicornado! In fact, sometimes things get almost too magical.
Marigold's presence attracts pixies, talking birds, and a sphinx,
turning Phoebe's house into a magical sylvan glen. And Marigold
even briefly transforms Phoebe into a goblin. Whether they're
trick-or-treating, singing showtunes, or casting new spells, every
day for Phoebe and Marigold is an adventure thanks to the power of
friendship.
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The Bat
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Elise Gravel
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Incredible Doom
(Paperback)
Matthew Bogart; Illustrated by Matthew Bogart; Jesse Holden
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"Incredibly strong and not a little disturbing." -Cory Doctorow,
author of In Real Life Welcome to a new age...the age of the
internet. Allison is drowning under the weight of her manipulative
stage magician father. When he brings home the family's first
computer, she escapes into a thrilling new world where she meetings
Samir, a like-minded new online friend who has just agreed to run
away from home with her. After moving to a new town and leaving all
of his friends behind, Richard receives a mysterious note in his
locker with instructions on how to connect to "Evol BBS," a dial-in
bulletin board system, and meets a fierce punk named Tina who comes
into his life and shakes his entire worldview loose. Unlikely
alliances, first love, and minor crime sprees abound in this teen
graphic novel debut about making connections while your world is
falling apart. "Perfectly captures the mystery and wonder of the
early days of the internet." -Andy Baio, author of Waxy.org and
co-founder of XOXO "A rush of love for brave beginnings-of both the
early internet and the teens who used it to find themselves and
each other." -Eleanor Davis, author of The Hard Tomorrow and How to
Be Happy "A compelling story complimented by pleasingly minimal art
that skillfully evokes a sense of loneliness and isolation. "
-Savanna Ganucheau, co-creator of Bloom "A sharp and authentic wild
ride that brought me back to my teenage years as a punk with a
dial-up connection." -Kevin Panetta, co-creator of Bloom "A
poignant and often hilarious reminder that technology is at its
best when it's easing the ache of loneliness and bringing people
together." -Jeff Zentner, Morris Award-winning author of The
Serpent King
The brand-new, hilarious book from bestselling, record-breaking
author Adam Kay. The olden days were pretty fun if you liked
wearing chainmail or chopping people's heads off but there was one
TINY LITTLE problem back then . . . doctors didn't have the
slightest clue about how our bodies worked. It's time to find out
why Ancient Egyptians thought the brain was just a useless load of
old stuffing that might as well be chucked in the bin, why teachers
forced their pupils to smoke cigarettes, why hairdressers would cut
off their customers' legs, and why people used to get paid for
farting. (Unfortunately that's no longer a thing - sorry.) You'll
get answers to questions like: Why did patients gargle with wee?
How did a doctor save people's lives using a washing machine, a can
of beans and some old sausages? What was the great stink? (No, it's
not what doctors call your bum.) If you're sure you're ready, then
pop a peg on your nose (there was a lot of stinky pus back then),
pull on your wellies (there was a lot of poo there too), wash your
hands (because they certainly didn't) and explore this gross and
gruesome history of the human body! Praise for Kay's Anatomy: 'An
enjoyably gross look at the human body. Hours of gruesome fun
guaranteed' i 'Like listening to a teacher who makes pupils fall
about' Sunday Times 'Totally brilliant!' Jacqueline Wilson 'Fun and
informative' Malorie Blackman 'Very funny - this exciting book is
bound to inspire the next generation of medics' Sunday Express
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