How does a gardener fix a hole in his jeans?
With a vegetable patch.

How do you make antifreeze?
Hide her woolly jumper.

What did the grumpy bee say?
‘Buzz off !'

A superbly silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 8-year-olds. Puns, ‘knock knocks’ and gags galore are accompanied by hilarious illustrations to give young readers fits of giggles. The perfect gift for any 8-year-old who loves telling jokes and entertaining their friends and family!

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Butts are funny, but they're also useful! Humans use their butts for two primary functions--sitting and pooping. It's the same for most other animals. However, some species have adapted to use their backsides in several surprising ways. Did you know manatees swim using farts? Or that herrings communicate by passing gas? There are animals that use their butts to protect themselves; others build things with their butts; and some breathe through their butts! Focusing on ten different animals and their derrieres, and offering fun facts about their origin, habitat, and "posterior power," this hilarious book captures the wonder of our ecosystem. Structured as a "battle" in which each animal is a "challenger" to see who has the most formidable rear, Battle of the Butts allows young readers to rank their favorite butts.

Three-time Theodor Seuss Geisel Award recipient Greg Pizzoli presents the second Baloney and Friends book that Dav Pilkey declares "will inspire young readers to write and draw their own stories"-now in paperback edition! Baloney and friends will have newly independent readers giggling their way through more day-to-day adventures in the second book of this pitch-perfect graphic novel series. Whether it's writing the lyrics to their own original theme song, having an epic sleepover in a tent, discovering a wonderful new device that lets them reach for the sky, or thinking deep (or deeply funny) thoughts about the world around them, this new collection of mini-tales and three mini-comics will have you cheering and rooting for Baloney the pig, Bizz the bumblebee, Peanut the horse, and everyone's favorite grumpy rabbit, Krabbit! And at the end, readers will learn to draw each character with different facial expressions and emotions by following clear step-by-step instructions.

Get ready to laugh out loud at this frightfully funny joke book, based on the animated series of Scream Street. How can you tell that Resus has a cold? He starts coffin. What kind of music does Cleo like best? Wrap music. Why did Luke get upset with a skeleton? He had a bone to pick. Get the giggles with this ghoulishly great collection, featuring over a hundred jokes about vampires, zombies, witches and all of the scarily funny characters from the best-loved world of Scream Street.

The seventh book in this gut-busting, fan-favorite series delivers 300 new laugh-out-loud knock-knocks, puns, question-and-answer jokes, tongue twisters, and more! Hilarious jokes paired with colorful, silly animal photos are sure to tickle the funny bones of kid comedians everywhere. Plus, the portable size is perfect for throwing in a backpack or tossing in the car for guffaws on the go. Complete the collection with these other humor books from National Geographic Kids: Just Joking 1-6, Just Joking LOL, Just Joking Sidesplitters, Just Joking Dogs, Just Joking Science ... and more!

Truth or Busted's Animals title explores popular myths and legends about the animal kingdom in a light and humorous way that kids will find unputdownable. Such statements as 'Goldfish only a have 3-second memory' or 'Cow farts are destroying the Earth' are examined as well as where the ideas came, whether they have any basis in truth, or whether they are simply folklore, myths or legends. Each statement is given a TRUTH or BUSTED evaluation.

An easy-to-read book about color, inspired by Dr. Seuss and illustrated with artwork from his books! This simple rhymed riff about color is illustrated with art from some of the most beloved-and colorful-works by Dr. Seuss, including The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham, and One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish. Great for the earliest reader, it is a perfect companion to Dr. Seuss concept books like Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?, The Shape of Me and Other Stuff, and Dr. Seuss's ABC. Nurture a love of reading-and of the many colorful characters created by Dr. Seuss-with this great new concept book for beginning readers!

Over the last 50 years, Price Stern Sloan has published hundreds and hundreds of Mad Libs stories. Come fill out over 125 of the funniest ones in this deluxe oversize edition. This book also includes a history of the game as told by the creator Leonard Stern (complete with pictures) and stories filled out by todayas hottest stars! Itas the super-silly way to say _________ [adjective] 50th Anniversary, Mad Libs!

If you are the biggest Minecraft fan then you are fluent in Minecraft-speak and this book will give you endless hours of laugh out loud fun. Keep your friends amused with some real 'block' humour. Why do creepers like Rice Krispies? Because they go snap, crackle, POP! Did you hear about the noob who punched a tree? Her fist was full of splinters! What's a Minecraft player's favourite song? 'Karma Chameleon', because players keep on coming and going... Maybe you will see yourself in the 'Boo-boos Made by Noobs" and in the 'You Might be a Minecraft Addict If...' chapters. But remember, "Sss, boom!" Never hug a creeper!

This Minecraft joke book is Notch humour. You will have so much fun blowing things up, causing fires and other forms of destruction through the jokes in this book. Why did the zombie cross the road? To eat you. Why did the villager fail maths? He had a mental block. There once was a snow golem called Hannah. She wore a bright yellow bandana. One sunny day, She melted away, Because she made her way into a Savanna. Never a dull moment again with this book in your bag. Amaze, outwit and give your friends belly cramps with this laugh out loud compendium of the best jokes, riddles, limericks, tongue-twisters and so much more. But remember, never hug a creeper!

Number One for Fiendish Fun! Get ready for a bumper edition of mayhem with this totally awesome collection of six favourite Horrid Henry stories!

Spend your summer holidays with Horrid Henry! This book contains six favourite stories, plus lots of fun jokes and activity pages to keep Horrid Henry fans of all ages entertained for hours.

An irresistible introduction to reading for pleasure - the perfect gift for Horrid Henry fans everywhere.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won’t be able to tell which witch is which

What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?

You can’t fool me, I can see right through you

These and many more howlers will make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).

Bekostigbare grappieboeke vir ure se skaterlagpret!

Kom lag jou slap vir die lawwe grappies in hierdie fantastiese nuwe reeks grapboeke vir kinders! Elke boek bevat ’n volle 101 grappe waarmee jy jou maats kan laat lê van die lag. Daar is klop-klop-grappe, grappe oor olifante, erdvarke, koeie en ander snaakse diere, skaterlag-skoolgrappe en ’n hele klomp grappe wat sommer net heeltemal verspot is!

Wat is geel en rond en jaag bo-oor ’n rooi lig?

’n Suurlemoen sonder brieke

Wat is die beste manier om ’n apie te vang?

Klim in ’n boom en maak ’n geluid soos ’n piesang.

Wat kan erdvarke kry wat geen ander dier op aarde kan kry nie?

Baba-erdvarkies

Wat is geel en het vier wiele?

’n Piesang. Jammer, ek het gejok oor die wiele.

Klop-klop.

Wie’s daar?

’n Bazoeka.

’n Bazoeka wie?

’n Bazoeka uit die buitenste ruimte!

Daar is vier lekkerlag-titels in die reeks:

- 101 Diere-grappe

- 101 Klop-klop-grappe

- 101 Lawwe-grappe

- 101 Pouse-grappe

Lawwe grappe vir enige onderwerp onder die son! Kom lag jou slap vir die lawwe grappies in hierdie fantastiese reeks grapboeke vir kinders! Elke boek bevat hope grappe waarmee jy jou maats kan laat lê van die lag. Daar is klop-klop-grappe, grappe oor rugby en krieket, miskruiers, miere en ander snaakse diere, vakansiegrappe en 'n klomp lekker spokerige grappe! Hoekom wou die hond nie tennis speel nie? Hy was 'n bokser. Het jy gehoor van die hokkiespan wat so opgewonde was omdat hulle vyfuur die oggend moes oefen? Toemaar, ek ook nie. Watter soort kryt maak 'n mens pimpel en pers? 'n Stoeikryt. Waar boer spoke? In begraafplase. Wat eet vegetariese vampiere?

Nek-tariens en bloedlemoene Daar is nou vier splinternuwe lekkerlag-titels in die reeks:

- 101 Sportgrappe

- 101 Vakansiegrappe

- 101 Spookgrappe

101 Goggagrappe Vorige titels in die reeks:

- 101 Dieregrappe

- 101 Klop-klop-grappe

- 101 Lawwe grappe

- 101 Grappe vir pousetyd