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Books > Children's & Educational > Leisure interests, hobbies & sport > Humour & jokes
There are strange goings-on once again in Middleburg. Someone has
put up posters warning townspeople that the dreaded Indiana Aztec
bat has been sighted in the area. What's more, the town is in an
uproar over the bells recently placed in the church belfry that
chime every hour -- twenty-four hours a day It seems the whole town
is going batty with the constant pealing
Bernie Magruder is determined to get to the bottom of things. Who
put up all those posters about a species of bat no one has ever
heard of? What can the townspeople do to return some peace to their
lives? And are the bats that Bernie and his family see swooping
about the belfry the dreaded Indiana Aztecs? Looks like Bernie, and
his two friends Georgene and Weasel, have their work cut out for
them again
Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG!
Why does Alex love redstone lamps?
Because they light up her life.
Where do tired miners sleep?
On bedrock.
The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age.
Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.
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Who Done It?
(Hardcover)
Sophia Andreatos; Illustrated by Anastasiia Yezhela
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R588
Discovery Miles 5 880
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Ships in 12 - 19 working days
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Learn that even animals have best friends in this follow-up to The
Not Bad Animals. Someone that's always there for them through thick
and thin, to help them out with all of the usual things that
friends do. You know, like picking ticks off your back, letting you
know when a lion is about to make you its dinner and helping you
hunt down some tasty prey. The animal kingdom is full of odd
couples that prove that sometimes it's better to be together! Like
the rhino and the African Oxpecker, the coyote and the badger, and
the crocodile and the plover bird. This funny and informative book
is a great way to teach your kids about some of the more
interesting partnerships in the natural world, with pop out fact
boxes and hilarious illustrations. Uncover some unlikely
friendships from the world of animals and discover how creatures
get through every day with a little help from their friends. This
book is full of funny facts about animals and symbiotic
relationships for children to explore.
Put on your PART OF THE BODY warmers and press play on your
ADJECTIVE mix tape! It's time to VERB back to the 80s, Mad
Libs-style! If you thought the 1980s were "totally radical," you'll
love these 21 fill-in-the-blank stories about the decade that
brought us Day-glo, the personal computer, and a whole lot of
hairspray!
"Phillip Shabazz is the children's grist.this collection of story
poems invite the reader to clap, cheer, sing, dance, mourn, but
never forget."
-Jaki Shelton Green, poet, winner of the North Carolina Award
for Literature
"In this, his third collection of poems, Phillip Shabazz has
created a novel in verse that explores the joys, mysteries, and
challenges of childhood.Shabazz's poems reach us like raindrops on
the skin, some warm, some stinging, but all reminders of how we are
connected to each other within one big human spirit."
-Joe Cole, professor of ethics and philosophy at Guilford
College, Greensboro, North Carolina, columnist for the Raleigh
"News & Observer"
Told through the eyes of a young boy, "When the Grass Was Blue"
poetically portrays the trials and hardships of growing up in the
South during the Civil Rights era of the 1960s.
On the surface, Kathoor, the youngest child in a working-class
African American family from Louisville, Kentucky, appears
sheltered in a stable home with his working father, faithful
mother, and cool big brother. But as dysfunction in his family
becomes apparent, Kathoor senses their familial closeness slipping
away-and he feels as though he's losing the most important people
in his life. Trying to adjust, Kathoor's only option is to search
for strength within his own heart.
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The Bookshop Cats
(Hardcover)
David R. Morgan; Edited by Terrie Sizemore; Illustrated by Alexandra Maslova
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R496
Discovery Miles 4 960
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Ships in 12 - 19 working days
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