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Books > Children's & Educational > Leisure interests, hobbies & sport > Humour & jokes
Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG!
Why does Alex love redstone lamps?
Because they light up her life.
Where do tired miners sleep?
On bedrock.
The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age.
Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.
Howl with laughter with the FIFTH book in the hilarious full-colour
illustrated series, Dog Man, from the creator of Captain
Underpants! When a new bunch of baddies bust up the town, Dog Man
is called into action -- and this time he isn't alone. With a cute
kitten and a remarkable robot by his side, our heroes must save the
day by joining forces with an unlikely ally: Petey, the World's
Most Evil Cat. But can the villainous Petey avoid vengeance and
venture into virtue? Dav Pilkey's wildly popular Dog Man series
appeals to readers of all ages and explores universally positive
themes, including: empathy, kindness, persistence, and the
importance of being true to one's self. Full colour pages
throughout.
Matt Lucas's chart-storming charity song, 'Thank You, Baked
Potato', is now a laugh-out-loud picture book - perfect for
self-isolation storytime! "Wash your hands! Stay indoors! Only
visit grocery stores!... Stay safe, protect others AND help the NHS
during lockdown & with help from one very wise Baked Potato!
Created by award-winning comedian Matt Lucas to raise money for
FeedNHS, Thank You, Baked Potato is now a laugh-out-loud picture
book, offering important guidance for all the family & plus
plenty of self-isolation fun! T hank you, Baked Potato is the UK's
official number 1 bestselling picture book! All author and
publisher profits from the sale of Thank You, Baked Potato go to
FeedNHS, providing meals for thousands of critical care workers in
NHS hospitals across the UK.
A colourful guide to the horrible, shocking and disgusting aspects of the science of human body, and a fantastic way to inspire children in science learning. The book investigates everything from sweat and snot to spots and teeth cavities and, of course, farting and burping. 'See for yourself' panels help children relate the science to their everyday world. It is part of the Disgusting Science series, which explores the weird, revolting and shocking aspects of science for children aged 7 plus. It features child-friendly text and fun cartoon illustrations. From plants and life cycles to the human body and animal adaptations, the books offer fun examples to provide ways into understanding solid scientific principles. Titles in the series: Human Body Horrors, Beastly Animals, Gruesome Plants, Revolting Life Cycles.
A hilarious laugh-out-loud joke book gift for kids...and fun for
the whole family! For ages 5-7, 8-10, and 10-12. Includes 300+
jokes! GOAL: Make your opponent laugh out loud and don't laugh
yourself-we dare you! In this ultimate showdown, players compete in
multi-level rounds with hilarious charades for kids,
fill-in-the-blanks, knock-knock jokes, tongue-twisters, shout
challenges, mumble challenges, and more. Each laugh you get earns
you a point, and the person who gets the most laughs is crowned the
Jokestar Champion! This clean, screen-free time game book is epic
fun for the whole family. Just try not to laugh! A perfect gift
idea for:Good white elephant gifts for the kids and familyStocking
stuffers for kidsFunny gifts for kids-boys and girls-for birthdays,
family game nights, road trips, sleepovers, Easter baskets, and
more!Reluctant young readers with funny content that engages the
imaginations of reluctant and beginner readers, helping them gain
confidence and build vocabulary and reading comprehension
The World's Most Pointless Animals is a witty, quirky, colourfully
illustrated book featuring fascinating facts about some very silly
animals ... who we find are perhaps not so pointless after all.
From familiar animals like giraffes (who don't have any vocal
cords) through to those that surely should not even exist, such as
the pink fairy armadillo (absurdly huge front claws, super tough
protective shell in baby pink, particularly susceptible to stress),
our planet is full of some pretty weird and wonderful animals. For
example: Koalas spend up to 18 hours a day asleep! Pandas are born
bright pink, deaf and blind. Dumbo octopuses flap their big
fin-like ears to move around. A Narwhal's tusk grows through its
upper lip - ouch! With hilarious text throughout and bright,
contemporary illustrations, this guide to absurdly awesome animals
contains funny labelled diagrams and some excellent made-up Latin
names (n.b. the jellyfish's scientific name is not actually
wibblious wobblious ouchii). Carrying an important message of
celebrating diversity and differences, The World's Most Pointless
Animals inspires a drive to conserve our amazing planet and the
creatures we're lucky enough to share it with. Quirky Creatures is
a series dedicated to seeking out the weird and wonderful denizens
of the natural world and explaining why they are so strange, from
the ridiculous to the truly terrifying. Also available in this
series is The World's Most Ridiculous Animals and The World's Most
Atrocious Animals.
Can Betty buy a bit of butter and bake it in a batter? This is a
tongue twister. The answer to this question does not really matter.
The point is to try to say it out loud without making a mistake.
Read this book to learn why tongue twisters seem to cause your
tongue to twist! This full-color nonfiction reader will engage
students in reading while introducing them to new vocabulary terms
and concepts. Important text features include a glossary and a
table of contents to develop students' comprehension and literacy
skills. This book aligns with national and state standards and
features exciting TIME For Kids content to keep grade 2 students
engaged in learning.
Could your worst week be funny too? Start Monday with a bang in the
hilarious new series taking the world by storm. Justin Chase is
having the WORST WEEK EVER! His Mum has just married a vampire. His
Dad is driving a giant toilet on wheels. His cat has probably been
abducted by aliens. A bully is making his first day at a new school
miserable. And right now, he's hanging off the edge of a
10-metre-high diving tower in front of his entire class wearing
nothing but rapidly disappearing crocheted swimmers! And it's
only... MONDAY! The first book in the hilarious new seven-part
highly-illustrated series for fans of the globally bestselling
Treehouse series.
Hoe skiet mens n pienk olifant? Hoekom kan 'n spook nie leuens vertel nie? Hoe vertaal n mens "jy mors papier" in Engels? Watter soort renoster het die kleinste ore? Wat het die seekat vir sy meisie gese? Wil jy Weet? Nou waarvoor wag jy? Lekker lawwe lagboek omnibus 1 het al die antwoorde: Dit bevat die eerste twee boeke in die reeks.
Some people just can't resist showing off... and this book
introduces readers to some of the biggest braggers and loudest
show-offs throughout history. This book takes young readers on a
tour of some of history's greatest show-offs, from wealthy kings
and queens who loved to splash the cash to masterful musicians who
weren't shy about their talents or brilliant artists who could not
stop telling others how great they were. Some of the showoffs in
this book include: Queen Elizabeth I of England, who owned over
2,000 pairs of gloves, Alexander the Great, who named more than 70
cities in his vast empire after himself,... and one after his
horse! The Montgolfier brothers, who showed off their flashy new
invention, the hot air balloon, in front of huge crowds and even
the King and Queen! Andy Seed's hilarious text brings these crazy
but true stories to life, as he tells readers tales about massive
palaces, fast cars, monster banquets, immense armies, frilly
outfits, dazzling bling, musical masterpieces, epic artworks,
outrageous inventions and much, much more! Featuring long-dead
leaders, artists, musicians and more, from all around the world,
the snappy facts are paired with humorous character illustrations
from the brilliant Sam Caldwell for maximum hilarity.
There are lots of laughs at every level in Treehouse Tales: too
SILLY to be told . . . UNTIL NOW! From the bestselling Andy
Griffiths and Terry Denton. Climb the storeys with 13 fully
illustrated standalone adventures starring Andy, Terry, and their
friends. Featuring stories such as: The Magic Wand The Day We Put
Chairs Up Our Noses The Day Terry Flushed Me Down the Toilet The
Day the Sharks Bit My Head Off ... and many, many more! Well, what
are you waiting for? Come on up!
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