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Books > Children's & Educational > Leisure interests, hobbies & sport > Humour & jokes
This fully illustrated unabridged reprint contains almost a
thousand pages rhymes, stories and pictures to amuse children and
parents alike. This classic was first published on Christmas Eve
1875, when it sold thousands of copies. About the Author: Edward
William Cole, as a barely educated English boy, ran away from home,
and eventually created the Book Arcade in Melbourne, which had one
of the largest holdings of books in the world.
This is the case laminate version of this book. This book is also
available in soft cover version and in hardcover edition with
dustjacket. Penelope Dyan delights her readers again with yet
another wonderful book of whimsical Poetry. Step joyfully back into
childhood as you read poetry to your children, or listen to them
laugh as they read Dyan's poetry themselves If you want to
encourage love of poetry and literature in your children, this book
will help you lead the way Dyan is a former educator and attorney
who loves children and who loves to write. Other children's books
by Penelope Dyan include 'For Boys Only No Girls Allowed ', 'A book
For Girls All About Girls',"Walk On The Child's Side' and 'The
Warrior Mouse Of Forest Hollow'. And coming soon? the 'Penny Mouse
Books', a set of classroom tried and true beginning readers for
children, written by Penelope Dyan.
The most highly-illustrated joke book available, this bumper treat is
packed with over 500 side-splitting jokes for kids.
Why did the music teacher carry a ladder around with him?
To reach the high notes.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his father was a wafer so long.
I'm giving away a parachute.
. No strings attached.
My dad got me a dictionary for my birthday.
. I still couldn't find the words to thank him.
Packed with gigglesome gags, witty one-liners and classic knock knocks
to use on friends and family, this book is guaranteed to have readers
and listeners in fits of laughter. Each joke is accompanied by a lively
and humorous illustration, taking entertainment to the next level. Easy
to read and full of endless fun, this is the perfect companion for
young jokers.
What’s brown, goes ‘boing’ and knocks on your bedroom window at night?
A poo on a pogo stick!
How do you make a cat stand still?
Press paws!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Laugh out loud with this hilarious collection of the funniest jokes ever from the winner of the Funniest Joke Award, the very silly comedian, Olaf Falafel.
Olaf Falafel is an author, illustrator and a stand-up comedian (which is pretty similar to a stand-up chameleon except he doesn't change colour to blend in with the background). He's the winner of The Funniest Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe and has created and performed several stupidly named comedy shows including Olaf Falafel and the Cheese Of Truth. As well as trying to make people laugh on stage, Olaf draws a lot and tries to come up with funny ideas for kids books. He also has an Art Club on Youtube full of real drawing tips and facts about famous artists. In 2019 Olaf visited 100 schools in 100 days - and then put his feet up and had a cup of tea.
Journalists should avoid cliches, but they are just too useful. "A
picture is worth 1,000 words," and in the case of the 38 "Gulf
Breeze UFO" photos shot by Ed Walters in 1987-1988, millions of
them -- weird, angry, hilarious and profound words. Words by Dave
Barry, Mike Royko and Fox Mulder. Words on "Unsolved Mysteries" and
"Oprah." With the 20th anniversary approaching I think about
another cliche with a twist: "Truth is funnier than fiction." As a
reporter in Pensacola, Fla., I found myself in a "War of the
Words." TV networks flocked to town, Believers and Debunkers
battled over Ghost-Demon photos and Army deserters arrived in
search of the Second Coming. With the mayor and police chief on one
side, and community leaders and the local paper on the other, I
went looking for the last word on the subject. I found a spaceship.
Join Ash and Pikachu on an adventure in Galar, the newest Pokemon
region! The new Pokemon are here, and you've gotta catch 'em all!
Start by joining legendary Pokemon trainer Ash and his Pikachu on
an awesome adventure. They'll meet and catch some amazing new
Pokemon in this reader, including Galar First Partners Grookey,
Scorbunny, and Sobble! Enjoy exploring in Galar, the new region
from the blockbuster games, Pokemon Sword and Pokemon Shield.
Join Pikachu and pals to help Ash and Goh solve a mystery in Galar!
The new Pokémon are here, and you’ve gotta catch 'em all! Start
by joining legendary Pokémon trainers Ash and Goh. They are trying
to solve the mystery of the missing food in Cerise Park. Can
Pikachu and pals help before the other Pokémon get too hungry?
Enjoy exploring in Galar, the new region from the blockbuster
games, Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield.
'Matt Goodfellow is a fresh voice on the children's poetry scene.' (Pie Corbett)
What if cats had flavoured fur or if you swallowed the sun? What if you were a special kind of badger or if you found a map to the stars? And what if your home was split during the week: one half at Mum's, the other half at Dad's?
Packed with brilliant poems that explore a whole range of themes from the downright silly to the sensitive, this collection will delight, enthuse and resonate with children and adults alike!
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We Catch the Bus
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Katie Abey; Illustrated by Katie Abey
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Choose your favourite vehicle and LET'S GO! Join all the busy animals as they zoom around in every kind of vehicle you can imagine, vibrantly illustrated by the talented Katie Abey. Is that a cheeky monkey flying a plane? And did I see a llama riding a scooter? And there's a whole pack of animals catching that bus. All the animals are on the move in their favourite vehicles, zipping by in their own hilarious way. Travel across airports, race through city streets in fire engines and drive around building sites. Wherever you're going today ... tell us how it should be done! We Catch the Bus invites children to choose their favourite vehicles and how they like to travel over 12 spreads, packed with animals driving cars, buses, diggers, spacecraft, bikes, ships, scooters and more. With interactive speech bubbles and hilarious shout outs, this hilarious follow-up to We Wear Pants and We Eat Bananas is perfect for fans of You Choose and Just Imagine and kids who love to be on the move.
Donn Fendler's harrowing story of being lost in the Maine
wilderness when he was just twelve, was made famous by the
perennial best-seller, Lost on a Mountain in Maine. In Lost Trail,
more than 70 years after the event, Donn tells the story of
survival and rescue from his own perspective. Lost Trail is a
masterfully illustrated graphic novel that tells the story of a
twelve year old boyscout from a New York City suburb who climbs
Maine, s mile-high Mt. Katahdin and in a sudden storm is separated
from his friends and family. What follows is a nine-day adventure,
in which Donn, lost and alone in the Maine wilderness with bugs,
bears, and only a few berries to eat, struggles for survival
Tells the story of Paul Revere's ride to Lexington in April 1775 to
warn colonists in Massachusetts of approaching British troops.
Written in graphic-novel format.
Some people just can't resist showing off... and this book
introduces readers to some of the biggest braggers and loudest
show-offs throughout history. This book takes young readers on a
tour of some of history's greatest show-offs, from wealthy kings
and queens who loved to splash the cash to masterful musicians who
weren't shy about their talents or brilliant artists who could not
stop telling others how great they were. Some of the showoffs in
this book include: Queen Elizabeth I of England, who owned over
2,000 pairs of gloves, Alexander the Great, who named more than 70
cities in his vast empire after himself,... and one after his
horse! The Montgolfier brothers, who showed off their flashy new
invention, the hot air balloon, in front of huge crowds and even
the King and Queen! Andy Seed's hilarious text brings these crazy
but true stories to life, as he tells readers tales about massive
palaces, fast cars, monster banquets, immense armies, frilly
outfits, dazzling bling, musical masterpieces, epic artworks,
outrageous inventions and much, much more! Featuring long-dead
leaders, artists, musicians and more, from all around the world,
the snappy facts are paired with humorous character illustrations
from the brilliant Sam Caldwell for maximum hilarity.
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