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How do trees get on the internet? They log in. What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music! Young comedians love to share hilarious, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing. Satisfy their comic needs with Best. Jokes. Ever., a brand-new collection of laughs, giggles, and guffaws. Beware--it's sure entertain for days to come!
This hilarious collection of 365 jokes will keep readers in stitches all year long. There are special seasonal jokes for holidays, as well as silly (but real) observances such as Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19). The funny line drawings illustrating each joke are guaranteed to start each day with a smile.
OK. So we all know reading is hard. And boring. Want to know how to get out of it? If someone's nagging you to open a book, grab this one! Inside you'll find perfect tips on how to fool people into thinking you're reading. You may even find yourself turning the pages after all...
Discover the weird and wonderful world of martians, woolly saucepans and centrally heated knickers in 100 poems about science and technology from the delightfully irreverent, Michael Rosen.
Forget about the Y2K problem! Zack's up to his ears in dragons and wizards when a computer glitch sends him hurtling back in time to the year 999--and a peculiar boys' school known as Dragon Slayers' Academy!
Looking for an escape from the heat? Kids will laugh out loud at
the lively illustrations in Neal Layton's tale of two fun-loving,
A snowman-shaped book of very funny Christmas jokes. Full of seasonal silliness it is the perfect festive stocking filler. What sort of phone has Santa got? Pay as you ho, ho, ho! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's Decembrrrrr What do ducks do before their Christmas dinner? Pull their Christmas quackers! What does a grumpy mouse send another mouse at Christmas? A Cross-mouse card What do elves use for making Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour What do you call a prawn that won't share its Christmas presents? Shell-fish
Add some extra style to your prom night with these fun and fabulous photo cards. This book is full of fun and fabulous removable cards to boost your selfie game and inspire your prom night photos from picture ideas, to cards you can personalise and prom-themed challenges to complete. Simply pull out the card you want to use, then snap selfies and pose for pics to create memories that will last a lifetime. Fun photo cards include 'Dancing Queen', 'Cutest Couple' and 'Don't Touch the Tux'. There are also cards you can personalise with your own messages. Use a wipe-clean pen to write on the cards, then wipe them clean to use them for next year's prom! And there are challenge cards to inspire some prom night fun, such as 'Most Likely to...' quizzes, scavenger hunts and fun truth or dare games you can play with your BFFs, such as: Truth or Dare... Prom Edition Gather together your BFFs and see who is brave enough to answer the questions or take on the challenges! Never Have I Ever Find out more about your friends with this fun game. The loser's forfeit is a truth or dare. Most Likely To... Split in to three groups and decide who would win each category, then compare your answers with your friends! Scavenger Hunt Play this game in teams. At the end of the evening see which team has managed to tick off the most items on the lists.
Tousle her fuzzy blue hair.
Rub her fuzzy pink nose.
Skritch the rough brown pad of his paw.
Stroke her smooth pink snout.
Touch her cool green glasses.
Feel his bumpy red wattle.
Tickle her soft white tummy.
The blue one is crabby.
The yellow one is happy.
Open the eggs to see what these guys say....
A hilarious joke book, raising money for the Jeans for Genes appeal The Silliest Joke Book Ever, from Puffin Books, is a hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities. All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a GBP1 donation.
Illus. in full color. A collection of 24 silly verse tongue-twisters. "The usual Dr. Seuss fun shines through."--School Library Journal
This is a collection of poems about snogging and first love. Contributors include Benjamin Zephaniah, Nick Toczek and Brian Moses, with the poems complemented by Beano illustrator David Parkin.
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