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Books > Children's Fiction & Fun > School Stories
Lottie Brooks is 11 ¾ and her life is ALREADY officially over.
Not only is she about to start secondary school without any friends or
glamorous swooshy hair, but she's just discovered she's too
flat-chested to even wear A BRA!
She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her
hamsters, Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third.
Lottie navigates the perils of growing up in this fantastically funny
new illustrated series for pre-teens filled with friendship,
embarrassing moments and, of course, KitKat Chunkys.
The first book in the hilarious new series for children by the
bestselling creator of Hurrah For Gin. Perfect for fans of Angus,
Thongs and Perfect Snogging and Dork Diaries.
Who is the mysterious bloodstained man who stops their coach? Why
is no one around when Lance and the rest of Year Six arrive at the
brand new Crater Lake activity centre? But this is just the
beginning of the school trip from hell; a fight for survival that
sees five pupils band together to save their classmates from an
alien fate far worse than death. But whatever happens, they must
Never. Ever. Fall asleep!
Anna Llenas's popular Colour Monster is back, and this time he's heading off to school! But what exactly is school? A spooky castle filled with terrifying animals? A place in the sky, amongst the rainbows and clouds?
From music lessons, to lunchtime, to making new friends, the Colour Monster's first day of school is filled with exciting new adventures.
Today we brainstormed strategies to #GETAMBERBACK. Our top ideas are:
- Send her flowers
- Hypnotise her
- Kidnap her
- Tell everyone she smells like lasagne
- Emotionally blackmail her by making a BFF photo montage
Just when Lottie thought life might be going back to normal, everything
goes wrong again! Amber’s hanging out with the Ultra Mean Girl Gang at
school and is completely ignoring the Queens of Eight Green. Mum’s gone
back to work and expects Lottie to ‘help around the house more’, Bella
keeps biting everyone and Pot Noodle will not stop sniffing every dog’s
bum. DISASTER!
Now Lottie has to come up with a foolproof plan to get Amber back
before her friendship group is destroyed forever. What could go wrong???
Join Lottie as she battles the mean girls, takes on school injections
(apparently they can go through your arm!) and even more extremely
embarrassing moments.
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Bite Risk
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S.J. Wills
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Written with great empathy and Rauf's trademark humour, The Great
(Food) Bank Heist is a moving story that gives a child's-eye view
of the increasing problem of food poverty. On Thursdays, Nelson,
Ashley and Mum head out to the bank. But not just any old bank -
the food bank. With its shining tins and packets of food stacked
from floor to ceiling, Nelson thinks it's the best kind of bank
there is. But there's a thief in town, and the shelves of the food
bank are getting emptier each day, leaving people hungrier than
ever. For the sake of his family and everyone else's, Nelson needs
to make them stop. But can he and his friends really be the ones to
catch the bank robber?
Met Die beste kinderverse van Tienie Holloway kan jonk en oud van voor af die vreugde van Tienie Holloway-verse ontdek en in die proses terugkeer na die eenvoud van doodgewone dinge – padkos, pannekoek, pantoffels wat slof, touspring, ’n windpomp, waatlemoen, ’n toktokkie wat klop, of sommer net appelkooskonfyt op ’n sny brood!
Vandag is daar amper nie ’n generasie wat nie hier en daar ’n versreël of strofe uit ’n Tienie Holloway-vers onthou nie. Ongelukkig is haar bundels dun gesaai en nog net hier en daar op ’n biblioteekrak in ’n plattelandse dorp te vinde. Die beste kinderverse van Tienie Holloway is saamgestel deur Wendy Maartens en van pragtige volkleurillustrasies voorsien deur Alida Bothma.
Imagine if you got to be the boss of EVERYONE-even your dad! That's
just what happens to 10-year-old Joss in this hilarious, brand-new
comedy from bestselling author, comedian and presenter Danny
Wallace, with illustrations throughout from Gemma Correll. Perfect
for children aged 8+ and fans of David Baddiel, Stephen Mangan,
David Walliams, Andy Griffiths, Jenny Pearson and Helen Rutter.
Ten-year-old Joss's greatest ambition is to be Class Monitor at
school. But she's about to go one step further. It's Take Your Kid
to Work Day, and Joss's dad takes her to the games company he works
for. When the boss calls a meeting and tells them he's giving his
job away to the person with the best idea for a company
game-changer . . . Joss sticks her hand up. And the next thing she
knows, Joss is the boss. Joss is thrilled. Dad is horrified: he's
going to have to be on his best behaviour all the time! As Joss
whips everyone into shape, maybe they can all learn a lesson or two
. . . even Joss herself. Warm-hearted and beautifully observed,
with hilarious artwork from Gemma Correll, this family-centric
comedy has massive wish-fulfilment appeal for kids and adults
alike.
Meet thirteen-year-old Agatha Oddly – a bold, determined heroine, and the star of a stylish new detective series.
Agatha Oddlow has been a detective for as long as she can remember – she’s just been waiting for her first big case. And nothing gets bigger than saving the City of London from some strange goings-on.
With a scholarship to the prestigious St Regis School, a cottage in the middle of Hyde Park, a room full of beloved sleuthing novels, and a secret key that gives her access to a whole hidden side of London, Agatha is perfectly poised to solve the mystery of what’s going on. But just who can she trust when no one is quite who they seem…
Filled with a friend group that feels like family, an empowering
journey of finding your own way, and a Just Kiss Already! romance,
Begin Again is an unforgettable novel of love and starting again.
As usual, Andie Rose has a plan: transfer to the hyper competitive
Blue Ridge State and chase her lifelong goal of becoming an iconic
self-help figure. All it will take is ruthless organization, hard
work, and her trademark unrelenting enthusiasm to pull it all
together. But the moment Andie arrives, her plans go off the rails.
Her rocky relationship with her boyfriend Connor only gets more
complicated and she meets Milo who disrupts all her ideas about
love and relationships. Sometimes, when all your plans are rubble
at your feet, you find out what you're made of.
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