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Why Mummy Drinks (Paperback, Edition)
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Why Mummy Drinks (Paperback, Edition)
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List price R282
Loot Price R208
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You Save R74 (26%)
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The smash hit Sunday Times bestseller. Tuesday 8th September First
day back at school. I am going to 100% nail being a school mummy
this year. I can totally do this. Yes, this year is definitely
going to be much better - I am absolutely not going to shout at the
children, let them stuff their faces with crisps or goggle away on
the iPad. And I most certainly will not slump on the sofa at the
end of the day, glugging wine and muttering 'FML' repeatedly.
Unfortunately I have not yet actually managed to buy the bento
boxes for their lunches or book jiu jitsu lessons, and I will have
to learn to like green tea, as it is foul, and I have not yet
mastered French plaits, but I am quietly confident that these are
mere details in my grand master plan... It is Mummy's 39th
birthday. She is staring down the barrel of a future of people
asking if she wants to come to their advanced yoga classes, and
polite book clubs where everyone claims to be tiddly after a glass
of Pinot Grigio and says things like 'Oooh gosh, are you having
another glass?' But Mummy does not want to go quietly into that
good night of women with sensible haircuts who 'live for their
children' and stand in the playground trying to trump each other
with their offspring's extracurricular activities and achievements,
and boasting about their latest holidays. Instead, she clutches a
large glass of wine, muttering 'FML' over and over again. Until she
remembers the gem of an idea she's had...
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