This is Britain rewritten in predictive text. One man and his mobile phone gremlin take on the people, institutions and events that have shaped this country, autocorrecting as they go and uncovering some shocking home truths. So let's honour our majestic Queer Vicar, the Right Honourable Primary Monster, the National Death Device, and give thanks for that Bikini Inversion*; this is an extensive love letter (or rather text message) to this land we call home. * Queen Victoria, Prime Minister, National Health Service, Viking Invasion

The United States has been re-stated. One impudent Brit and his cell-phone gremlin take on the people, institutions and events that have shaped the land of the free, autocorrecting as they go and uncovering some shocking truths from across the Pond. From Grotesque Washing to the first Man on the Moose, and delicately touching on the Control Negligence Agency*, this fresh take at what makes the greatest country in the world what it is today will raise as many eyebrows as it will laughs. God bless the Untied States of Africa! * George Washington, Man on the Moon, Central Intelligence Agency