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When Savannah "Van Demon" Diamond comes to town she ruins everything for Mick. She takes over his favorite hang out, outruns him in gym class, and worst of the worst-his little brother has a crush on her. Devising a plan to get her kicked out of school and moved out of Beachwood is simple. Dealing with Savannah's mind-blowing revenge is Mick's most challenging adventure yet. Join Mick as he thwarts insidious traps and deadly weaponry, fighting against the most cunning of enemies. Catastrophe looms for all of Beachwood unless Mick can put aside his pride, join forces with his rival, and destroy the new girl's killer robot army. Lexile(R) measure 630L San Francisco Book Review selects Slug Pie Story #3 as a Tweens Must-Read New-Release Book 2015; IndieB.R.A.G. Medallion Honoree December 2015 from the backcover: Don't antagonize the new girl at school. She just might create robot soldiers to enact her revenge and terrorize your friends and family. Well don't let their sharp teeth and quick speed intimidate you. Just follow my simple steps for How to Destroy the New Girl's Killer Robot Army. Wimps should put this book down and hide under the bed instead. I hope you last out the night. But if you're brave enough, come join me in thwarting booby traps, disarming deadly weapons, and dodging flesh-searing lasers as we set out to destroy a lot of nasty metal minions.
All Mick Bogerman wanted to do was teach his little brother how to swim in the coolest swimming pool in town. He didn't ask to take care of a bunch of Sea-Monkeys while he was there. He certainly didn't mean to morph one of them into a mermaid by feeding it genetically enhanced super food. No one is more surprised than Mick when the creature starts luring unsuspecting adults into the deep end of the pool. Adults who don't resurface. Join Mick as he battles a powerful adversary: a bloodthirsty mermaid who hypnotizes with a golden gaze, shatters glass with a piercing shriek, and reveals her true menacing self by the light of a full moon. Lexile(R) measure 570L National Indie Excellence(R) Awards selects Slug Pie Story #2 as a 2015 Finalist from the backcover: Let the mermaid re-education begin. Toss most everything you know about mermaids right into the trash. They are not sweet girls with fish tails who sing pretty songs. They are ugly, red-scaled gorillas. They hypnotize you with their eyes and shatter glass with a shriek. But worst of the worst, they can shred you with their razor claws into bite-sized pieces. And they are always hungry. If one of them lands in your swimming pool you better read my simple steps for How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid.
Armed with a pitchfork, miner's hat, and map, Mick Bogerman dares to hunt for pirate treasure in Zombie Cave. His little brother Finley is tied up at the beach. Literally--Mick tied him up. No one needs a little brother tagging along when you're going to slay the undead. But Mick soon wishes he'd taken some human company with him, because lurking in every corner, reaching from every crevice, is another hungry corpse. No wonder the place is named Zombie Cave! And finding treasure in the twisty tunnels is a lot harder when your map disintegrates. And man-oh-man the cold, dark tide chases fast. But the worst part about fighting off ravenous flesh-eaters is the one monster deadlier than a regular zombie ...the worst of the worst ...Pirate Pete. Lexile(R) measure 670L Horror Novel Reviews selects Slug Pie Story #1 as one of the Top Ten Children's Horror Stories from the backcover: Flesh-eaters got your gold? When Zombie Pirates guard the treasure that can help your family, no worries, you came to the right place. Follow my simple steps for How to Navigate Zombie Cave and Defeat Pirate Pete. Younger brothers may need to be tied up. Swimming skills are a definite plus. Gag reflexes will be tested. Scaredy-cats should set this book down right now.But if you can handle a pitchfork, come along with me on a death-defying adventure to slay the undead and snag some pirate gold. Mick Bogerman
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