This book gives you a humorous glimpse into the lives of dogs from their point-of-view and answers many of the questions that have been 'dogging' humans for years. Questions such as: What are dogs saying about Cats; Fireplugs; Garbage Cans; Toilets; Peanut Butter; Pizza; Chewsticks; Garbage Men; Bones; and much, much more. This book is a must-read for every dog owner and dog lover who wants to experience the therapeutic effects of laughing. Also Included Inside - The Bill of Rights For Dogs

If you want to laugh a lot, this book is for you. Funnybone 2 contains a hilarious collection of wild and witty jokes and quotes about old age; hilarious examples of senior moments; funny jokes about age and aging, and much, much, more to keep you laughing and young at heart. All you have to do is sit back, relax, go through the pages in this book and laugh a lot. Here are a few examples: A wife turned to her husband and said, "You don't look anything like the long haired, skinny kid I married 25 years ago. I need a DNA sample to make sure it's still you." What is the best birth control method for really old seniors? Answer: Nudity When you purchase anything online, make sure to check out the seller carefully. I purchased a penis enlarger online for $50 and I received a magnifying glass with instructions that read, "Do Not Use in Sunlight." A couple were watching TV. Her husband had the remote and kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel. His wife became more and more annoyed and finally said, "For God's sake, just leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish " About the Author - Pearce W. Hammond is an accomplished writer and writes books that make people laugh. He was born and raised in Savannah, Georgia and is the nephew of famed Savannah-born songwriter Johnny Mercer who wrote over 1500 songs and was nominated for an Academy Award for "Best Song" 19 times, more than any other composer. Mr. Mercer won four Academy Awards for "Best Song" for "Moon River," "Days of Wine and Roses," "In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening," and "On the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe." Mr. Hammond now resides in Okatie, South Carolina on the banks of the Chechessee River. When not writing books, he is a self-taught artist who uses his special talents to create primitive paintings which are so reflective of scenes from the Gullah Culture in the low country of South Carolina in peaceful times gone by. "Now that I've been around for more than seven decades and have a cow valve implanted in my heart, I decided it was time for me to write another funny book before the cows come home to keep people laughing and young at heart. I hope this book tickles your funnybone and makes you laugh a lot because laughter is needed in this crazy world we live in today."

If you are a Frequent Flyer or an In-frequent Flyer, this humorous book about flying is for you The author spent many hours in the air as a Frequent Flyer and while in the air, he wrote down his experiences which enabled him to write this book. Here comes the Jet - hear the roar, Goodbye Honey - I'm out the door, See you in a week - maybe more. It really depends on my direction, and if I can make my connection. Dallas - Seattle - Portland - LA, that's not bad in a single day. I've logged more miles than an Astronaut, And here's some things that I've been taught. I can fasten my seat belt in a flash, Buy cocktails with expense account cash. Eat a meal from a plastic tray, or hear the pilot come on and say..... ....."We're expecting some turbulance....a little rough air...so we advise you to keep your seat belt fastened and not leave your chair. Be calm...there's really no cause for alarm...by the way, we're running a little behind today. We'll only be an hour or so late but you shouldn't have any trouble making your gate. When we get the airport in sight, we'll advise you more about your connecting flight " I guess by now you think I'm a liar but all I am is a FREQUENT FLYER Written by the Author at 30,000 feet The book contains humorous chapters on: You know you're a frequent flyer when....; Frequent Flyer Dictionary; Quotes about flying; Airway Rules; Airline Obituaries; Flight Attendant Humor; and Flying Jokes. Here are a few samples from the chapters in this book: You know you're a frequent flyer when.....You've named your two children Douglas and Boeing.....Your ups and downs in life come from flying through air pockets and thunderstorms....You named your dog 'Delta' and your cat 'United'....You've only put 5,000 miles on your car in 5 years....You rarely see the bottom of clouds. Here are a few samples from the Frequent Flyer Dictionary chapter: -Aisle: Cattle Chute that you are shoved and pushed down when entering or exiting the aircraft; -Overhead Bin: A plastic container that passengers mistake for baggage check-in; -Food Tray: Something that can cause severe shortness of breath when the seat in front of you is suddenly folded down. And from the chapter on "Airway Rules." Here are a few samples: -Takeoff's are optional. Landings are mandatory. -Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. -The probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival. And a few samples from the "Flying Jokes" chapter to keep you laughing: -Why does the Pope kiss the ground each time he lands? Did you ever fly with Alitalia? -A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom, "One of the engines has shut off and we'll be delayed 45 minutes." Suddenly there's another bang and loss of second engine. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours. Shortly thereafter, there is a third bang and loss of the third engine and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde then turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, "Man, if the fourth engine shuts off, we'll be up here all day " This book is a must read for everyone who flies and who wants to experience the therapeutic effects of laughing. This book will keep you laughing long after you've finished reading it.

This book gives you a humorous glimpse into the lives of dogs from their point-of-view and answers many of the questions that have been 'dogging' humans for years, such as: Can dogs write poetry? What do dogs think about during the day and do they have wisdom? What are their concerns and what do they want most from people? Can people learn from dogs about their own health? How do dogs feel about Cats; Fireplugs; Garbage Cans; Toilets, and many other things This book is a must-read for every dog owner and dog lover who wants to experience the therapeutic effects of laughing. The amusing stories and anecdotes which dogs give you about themselves in this book will leave you laughing long after you have finished reading it. ALSO INCLUDED INSIDE: Canine Poets Hall of Fame; 30 Questions Dogs Want People to Answer; Famous Quotes, Songs and Movies About Dogs; Bill of Rights For Dogs; Interesting Facts About Dogs; Dog Jokes; Calculating a Dog's Life; People Foods Toxic For Dogs; Physical and Medical Needs of Dogs; and much more

Many Americans are unaware that along the South Carolina and Georgia coast lies a culture more strongly rooted in African ways than any other in America. In quiet self-sufficiency, the Gullahs and Geechees lived off the water and the land on isolated barrier sea islands with their own unique language, lifestyle and culture. It was life in a simpler time with pristine saltwater for fishing, crabbing and gathering oysters; virgin maritime forests; sand roads and wild game. In many ways the Gullahs and Geechees are part of the modern world but in other ways they have preserved the traditions of their ancestors. However, if the culture dies, a significant part of the culture of the low country of South Carolina and Georgia will be lost along with African Americans' purest link to their past. To this day, the Gullah and Geechee people are trying to hold steadfastly to the way of life of their African ancestors, passing on their traditions from one generation to another and this book will inspire others to keep their story alive for future generations. Illustrated with original Gullah/Geechee art by the author, Pearce W. Hammond, this book contains an abundance of historical information about the Gullah and Geechee people of South Carolina and Georgia along with extensive examples of their unique language, superstitions, folklore, and customs and traditions. In addition, there is a section on low country cooking with recipes and Gullah cooking related terms.

The Gullahs of South Carolina is a work of art as well as a work of history which tells an urgent and important story about the Gullah people and their vanishing way of life and culture. The book gives a pictorial journey through the sea islands and low country of South Carolina and conveys the great love of the Gullah people for the land and the water in peaceful times gone by. The art images and text in each section provides historical information and interesting facts about the Gullah people, their way of life, and their culture. The book also creates public awareness of the Gullah people and their unique language, lifestyle and culture in peaceful times gone by so that Gullah children and future generations will know and recognize the significant contributions the Gullah people have made to South Carolina and to America's heritage.

If you want to tickle your "Funnybone" and laugh a lot, this book is for you. Inside you'll find: Wild and Witty Quotes about Old Age; Hilarious Examples of Senior Moments; Funny Jokes about Age and Aging; You're Getting Older When........; and Much, Much More "Sometimes I can't remember what I did yesterday but I can still remember many of the jokes which were told to me over the years by friends, family and business associates. Now that I've reached the ripe old age of seventy-one and have a Cow valve implanted in my heart, I decided it was time for me to write this book before the Cows come home. I hope this book tickles your Funnybone and makes you laugh a lot because more laughter is needed in this crazy world we live in today." Pearce W. Hammond, Author