Track list
While My Guitar Gently Weeps (The Beatles)
Liebestraum (Franz Liszt) / After the Ball
And You & I (Yes)
Rocky (The Legacy)
The Boxer (Simon & Garfunkel)
The Wild Eyed Boy from Freecloud (David Bowie)
Strawberry Fields Forever (The Beatles)
Roundabout (Yes)
Cyril Wolverine
Jane Seymour
Largos (George Frideric Handel & Antonin Dvorak)
Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

Horror co-written and directed by Tony Maylam. A group of teenagers try to play a prank on their summer camp caretaker but it badly misfires. Years later, the hideously disfigured victim leaves hospital and returns to the camp with a pair of hedge clippers to get his revenge. The cast includes Larry Joshua, Lou David, Jason Alexander and Holly Hunter.

Grumpy Old Rockstar is a collection of never-before-told stories from Rick Wakeman's amazing life.
Around September 1948, Mr. and Mrs. Cyril Wakeman had an early night and sometime later, at Perivale in Middlesex, Mrs. Wakeman produced a bonny baby son. They named him Richard, but he quickly became known as Rick.
Rick was a likeable little fellow who had a talent for the piano and for making trouble and music became Rick's life. Later he joined a popular music group called Yes and became a legend. Much later he became a Grumpy Old Man who appears on "Countdown," hosts a hugely popular radio show on Planet Rock and performs a one-man show telling stories about his rather extraordinary life. Such as the time he ordered a curry on-stage. And how he ended up with the earth from around Che Guevara's body in his shed.
Mr. Wakeman is simply one of the great storytellers of our age -- let's face it, he has some fabulous material. It seemed a shame that some of the funniest yarns shouldn't be more widely known. So he accepted some cash and here we are.
We defy you not to want to read it aloud and laugh.

The Further Adventures of a Grumpy Old Rock Star is a classic case of the 'that went well let's do it again with a similar title' publishing. In volume two Rick tells the stories that the lawyers said he couldn't tell last time.
Rick is one of the most gifted keyboard players of his generation. He is known now for his TV appearances on "Grumpy Old Men" and "Countdown" and his hugely popular Saturday morning radio show on Planet Rock -- some say 10 million people listen world-wide. He presents television shows and writes hymns. And he is also one of our great raconteurs.
The Further Adventures of a Grumpy Old Rock Star takes you, the privileged reader, on a trip of absurd excess, a cultural car crash of side-splitting hilarity and an unforgettable glimpse (again) into the life of one of Britain's most legendary rock stars.

Based on a favourite character from BBC TV sitcom `Allo `Allo! In this delightful book, Officer Crabtree's masterly grasp of 'Fronch' falls under the spotlight as never before. From 'Ploose may I hov a kippy of the dooly nosepooper?' to 'frigs logs', 'scrimbled oggs' and 'fosh and chops' the book is a tribute to mangled words and phrases. Arthur Bostrom, who played Officer Crabtree on stage and screen, mixes vowels and pronunciation trying to educate those less gifted in the French 'longwodge'... For example: 'Criss chunnel fairy'... 'Which bonk do you bonk with?'... 'Would you lick a drunk?'.... Illustrated by John Cooper and ideal for travellers and fans of `Allo `Allo! alike, Good Moaning France! is a wake-up call for anyone who thinks they are competent in French (or English or any other language). Readers' questions are answered in Ask Crabtree, there are examples from Crabtree's 'poloce newtberks' and a most unhelpful 'Undex'. In a Foreword music legend Rick Wakeman recalls how he fell off his chair laughing on seeing the character created by screenwriters David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd at the start of the second series (the book is published by permission).