Kat Valdez is half of the sexiest celebrity power couple on Earth with hot new music supernova Bastian. As Kat and Bastian’s inescapable hit single, “Marry Me,” climbs the charts, they are about to be wed before an audience of their fans in a ceremony that will be streamed across multiple platforms.

Divorced high-school math teacher Charlie Gilbert has been dragged to the concert by his daughter Lou and his best friend. When Kat learns, seconds before the ceremony, that Bastian has cheated on her with her assistant, her life turns left as she has a meltdown on stage, questioning love, truth and loyalty. As her gossamer world falls away, she locks eyes with a stranger—a face in the crowd. If what you know lets you down, then perhaps what you don’t know is the answer, and so, in a moment of inspired insanity, Kat chooses to marry Charlie.

What begins as an impulsive reaction evolves into an unexpected romance. But as forces conspire to separate them, the universal question arises: Can two people from such different worlds bridge the gulf between them and build a place where they both belong?

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Academy Award-nominated Disney animated feature following an arcade game villain who is tired of being the bad guy. After 30 years demolishing buildings in a popular video game, Ralph (voice of John C. Reilly) longs to feel what it's like to be a good guy. He takes off on a journey which leads him on a path through the gaming world but in his attempt to be a hero he unwittingly releases a threatening enemy, putting all of the arcade in danger. With the help of young racer Vanellope von Schweetz (Sarah Silverman), can Ralph repair the damage he has caused and learn how to save the day? The film also features the voice talents of Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch and Alan Tudyk.

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Academy Award-nominated Disney animated feature following an arcade game villain who is tired of being the bad guy. After 30 years demolishing buildings in a popular video game, Ralph (voice of John C. Reilly) longs to feel what it's like to be a good guy. He takes off on a journey which leads him on a path through the gaming world but in his attempt to be a hero he unwittingly releases a threatening enemy, putting all of the arcade in danger. With the help of young racer Vanellope von Schweetz (Sarah Silverman), can Ralph repair the damage he has caused and learn how to save the day? The film also features the voice talents of Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch and Alan Tudyk.

Michelle Williams stars in this bittersweet romance as a married woman tempted by her new neighbour. After five years of marriage to her loving husband Lou (Seth Rogen), freelance writer Margot (Williams) finds herself drawn to her new rickshaw-driving-artist neighbour, Daniel (Luke Kirby). On discovering that the attraction is mutual, she rapidly finds herself torn between her head and her heart, as she attempts to place the two men in her life in perspective, while increasingly succumbing to the infatuations brought on by her new admirer.

Academy Award-nominated Disney animated feature following an arcade game villain who is tired of being the bad guy.

After 30 years demolishing buildings in a popular video game, Ralph (voice of John C. Reilly) longs to feel what it's like to be a good guy. He takes off on a journey which leads him on a path through the gaming world but in his attempt to be a hero he unwittingly releases a threatening enemy, putting all of the arcade in danger.

With the help of young racer Vanellope von Schweetz (Sarah Silverman), can Ralph repair the damage he has caused and learn how to save the day?